I own nothing of BLEACH. This idea came from a Mature fanfiction with Ichigo as turning into a kitten. Hope you like!

Chapter 1

The Surprise

When I woke up, I went to the bathroom. I had a lot of paperwork ahead of me so after emptying myself, I washed my hands. Once I did, I looked up in the mirror and let a surprise yelp. A pair of silver kitty ears were on my head. Tugged. They were real. Including a silver tail that was also real.

'What am I going to do? I have a captains meeting soon...', I thought.

'Master, you can always go...',my sword, Hyourinmaru replied to me.

'No way.'

"Hitsugaya?",questioned a voice.

Ukitake was here. Shit! I quickly ran out of the bathroom and wrapped my blanket around myself. The ears and tail were hidden from sight. Though, they twitched. The tail was wiggling around making me shiver. I opened my bedroom door to see Ukitake at the doorway. He turned to face me.

"Why are you covered up?",asked Ukitake.

"I'm cold...",I answered. Ukitake chuckled.

"How could you be cold?"

"Uh..."

"Come on, take the blanket off Hitsugaya-kun.",Ukitake said, then walking to me. I backed away some.

"No way.",I answered. He shunpo'd behind me and put his arms around me. My eye's widened as he began to open the blanket. "Ukitake,please don't." Though he kept opening it. Once the blanket was off, the ears and tail twitched, searching for comfort. He grabbed the ears.

"Aw these are cute!",said Ukitake, tugging them."And realistic."

"They are real...",I said, blushing. Ukitake started to rub inbetween them. A rumbling sound made in my chest that sounded like purring. I felt myself cuddling next to Ukitake and we both fell on the couch. He let out a surprise chuckle which made me pull back, blushing red."Not funny..."

"Aw but its cute!",Ukitake said in delight and reached out to grab the twitching cat ears once more. Though the tail winded up around Ukitake's wrist and Ukitake petted it, making me shiver."Aw so cute!"

"Hitsugaya-taicho?",questioned another voice. It was Abarai."Are you in?"

"Just a minute!",I yelped. I covered myself once more and Ukitake opened the door. Kurosaki was also there."What do you want?"

"Why do you have a blanket on?",asked Ichigo.

"Cold."

"Liar...",Renji coughed. Then took off the blanket."Woah."

"Shut up.",I came closer and rubbed between my head. Shit!"Purrrrrrrrrrrrr"

"Come on purr louder Toushiro...",Kurosaki said. He rubbed harder between the ears making me purr louder than ever. No I can't be enjoying this! Abarai came by and started to do the same thing. My purrs got louder."Renji, isn't it cute?"

Thats when I gasped and pulled away from them. I breathed fast and now I am up against the wall. Abarai, Kurosaki, and Ukitake smiled slightly and started to move closer. I was in a corner. I could hear Hyourinmaru's laughter that made me growl. My whole face was red and I felt like I was going to pass out at any minute.

"Come on Hitsugaya-taicho...",Abarai started."We just want to feel some more." I shook my head rapidly.

"No.",I breathed. Kurosaki came up to me and grabbed my ears. He tugged on them making me purr some. I didn't even notice that Abarai came closer and rubbed in bwteen the ears. Ukitake was busy playing around with my tail.

"Is Hitsugya-taicho in?",said a voice. Kuchiki...

"Yes!Come in!",I yelled. Abarai, Kurosaki, and Ukitake backed away and I let out a sigh of relief. The door opened and Kuchiki stepped in.

"Hello Rukia!",Kurosaki said suddenly.

"Hi Ichigo.",Kuchiki exclaimed."Hello taicho and Renji."

"Hello Rukia. What do you need?",asked Ukitake.

"Oh ya, nii-sama was just sending me here to remind Hitsuagya-taicho about the taicho meeting in an hour.",Kuchiki said. Shit!

"Well, I can't go with a pair of ears and tail sticking out of me!",I growled. "And how the hell did this happen I have no clue."

"You could always say that Yachiru super-glued ears and a tail to you.",Kuchiki answered.

"Won't believe it.",Abarai said.

We all sighed and I ended up sitting down on the couch. Kuroskai and Abarai were next to me but Kuchiki walked over and rubbed in between my ears! Why does everyone keep doing that!? My purrs became louder as she moved closer to my ears. This was not being a good day. Matsumoto wan't here, I became part of a cat. Oh boy, I need a nap... I felt somone pull me close and I looked. Abarai. I need to not fall asleep and wait for the meeting in an hour.

"Wait!",said Abarai suddenly."Ichigo can go with Hitsugaya-taicho and Ukitake-taicho and he can ask for me, Rukia, and Hitsugaya-taicho to go to the world of the living!"

"What will that do?",asked Kurosaki.

"Think about it.",Kuchiki started."If Hitsugaya-taicho stays here, he'll only get taunted. Plus in Karkaura, Kisuke and can make a kitten gigai and Hitsugaya-taicho can be yur new kitten!"

"Are you crazy?!",I yelled. "Kurosaki has twin sisters! One a soccor freak but one thats probably going to dress me up in many different clothes like she does that stuffed doll!"

"Toushiro has a point.",Kurosaki remarked. "But its the only way. Yuzu might dress you up but she's gentle. Karin won't hurt you. If your going to be my kitten anyway, you'll be staying in my room."

"Ya but what about kitten sullplies?",asked Ukitake.

"I'll handle that.",Abarai said.

'Great, now we just have to wait for the meeting.'

Ya I'm working on my story with Renji being tortured but I randomly got this idea. I am working on it and it might be done probably by Decemeber with the real first chapter. Don't fret though, 'The Lies about Crushes and Torture' will have another chapter! Beisdes the prolog and authors note!

Toushiro: I hate you.

Quiet Shiro Neko!

Ichigo: Wait a minute, whats this supposed to mean?

You'll figure out sooner or later Ichigo! Okay people's review and message me if you have any TORTURE ideas for Renji!