Author note

First off all this is my and Basalisk120 one shot fanfic, it just happened when we where pm-ing. If you never heard off Mike or Steelhoof check our story's mine is: a strange twist for a man. Its about Mike. Basalisk120 story is: Steelhoof: the life I lead. So check them first when you never heard from Mike or Steelhoof. It also hangs completely lose from our story's. its also last minute improve, just to let you all know.

Chapter1

two pony's woke up in the middle off a field one made from steel and the other one with pale skin and a scar. They looked at each other, the metal one was called Steelhoof and the pale one Mike. For some reason they know each other very well, and they didn't like it for one bit.

m. "so your Steelhoof?" Mike asked looking very disturbed at Steelhoof

s. "yeah, and your Mike?" the metal pony replied looking at Mike.

m. "yeah, I have a small feeling we know each other very well"

s. "i have that feeling too, so we don't need to introduce ourselves"

m. "I'm okay with that, look over there its Dashie!"

s. "who? Oh you mean Rainbow"

m. "Dashie! Over here!" Mike toke off

s. "I'm faster then you!" Steel also toke of.

m. "you can't win from me steel, haha"

s. *eyes shift to orange.*"is that so..."

m. "yeah, that is so. *fly's off with the speed off a shooting star*"try catching up you big block off metal, ha!"

Rainbow got to Steel.

s. "heh. They always come back eventually. *Turns to Rainbow.*"come o rainbow we've got a lot to do today, and not long to do it."

m. "oi! What about me! *Turns around flying back.*

s. "ha just like i said." *readies himself.*

m. "fuck!" *Mike tries to stop.*

s. *Jumps into the air and flies towards Mike* "Don't worry Rainbow, I'll be back in just a second. Right after I kick his ass."

m. "haha, slow poke!" Thinking: what shall i do? Go further or crash full frontal in steel, i like crashing.
*flies down into the direction off steel*

s. *Steelhoof accelerates, and smashes into Mike.* "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!" *Mike experiences what flying into a train is like*

m. "fuck" *with his flying skill he deflected the blow, but gets hit in the cutie mark, mike heard something snap* "fuck that hurt"

*whirling down to the ground mike is thinking*
It doesnt end hear not now, im to young to die.
*mike heard something going after him*

s. *Steelhoof flies alongside him, and helps him level out.* "Hey, man up. It's not time for that just yet. A broken leg? That all? you should have seen me when I was just a colt."

m. "but your made off fucking metal, im just flesh and bone! Then help me man!"
*steel grabbes mike so mike could turn around (he was upside down btw)*

s. *Steel brings him down to the ground, and sets him on the floor.* "You good to stand?"

m. "erm, let see"
*mike tries to stand on the ground only to hear a loud snap SNAP.*
"jesus fucking christ that hurts like hell!"

s. *Steelhoof runs his hooves down Mike's leg.*
"Yep, It's a break alright. Hold on, this is gonna hurt." *Steelhoof sets Mike's bone back in place, and wraps Heavy thought's old combat bandages around his thigh.*
"I want those back, by the way."

m. "aah Fuck! That hurts like hell!"

"sure, and thanks man" *mike said with his face lowered*

r. "oh my gosh, what happend?"
*the two looked up at Rainbow Dash*

s. "err, shit." Steel lowers his head, and his eyes tinge blue slightly.

m. "erm, well i dont know how to put this and nether does steel i geuss" *mike said lowering his face again* "were fucked" *mike whispered at steel*

s. "I'd suggest running, but she'd only catch us. What should we do?"

m. "hm,...i would sugest making a grilled cheese in a toaster, but that doesnt really help us. I know it we just tell the truth i geuss and hoping she doesnt get mad"

r. "well!" *Rainbow said annoyed*

s. "ah, fuck it." *Turns to Rainbow.*
"Well, we kinda got in a fight, and I broke Mike's leg."

r. "is that the truth? Mike!"

m. "yeah, i souldn't have bugged steel"

s. "Damn right you shouldn't." Steelhoof mutters.

m. "you were doing like you owned the fucking place!" Mike replied furious.

s. "Well, maybe I was a bit of a dick, but you started it!"

m. "how? Huh! tell me how i started it?"

s. "You challenged me."

m. "oh yeah, forgot that sorry mjan"

*Rainbow was not amused*

s. "Besides, in your universe you're dating my fillyfriend!"

m. "and your dating my fillyfriend in you universe"

s. "So wait... whose universe are we in anyway?"

m. "i guess in...our universe!"

"so if this is our universe, who is dating Dashie?"

*the two stallions turned to Rainbow who started blushing*

s. "Damn good question, Mike. who are you dating, Rainbow?"

m. "thanks, so Dashie?"

r. "i uhm am dating with... I'm, um, dating Soarin."

*Steelhoof turns to Mike.*

s. "Hey, Mike? Wanna see how fast I can pull off all of a pony's legs?"

m. "hm, sure if its not me can i help then?" *mike said stil looking a bit confused*

s. "Sure! Soarin doesn't need legs to fly anyway!"

*Rainbow looks horrified.*

m. "i feel evil right now, shall we go?"

s. "Let's do this!"

m. "oh wait i think we forgot something, i still have a broken leg you know" *mike said pointing at his leg*

s. "Ah, maybe we'll have to delay killing Soarin for a week or two."

m. "fuck! hmpf okay, so what do we do now?"

s. "Hmmm, I dunno. Should we wait for a world-threatening evil? Those things seem to happen every other day around here."

m. "thats true, but in the condition you brought me into im pretty useless. So what do we do with Dashie?" *Mike said pointing at Rainbow dash*

s. "shit man, I don't know! Gimmie a bit, I'll think about it."

m. "okay, have you seen my belongings by the way?" *mike asked looking around the area*

s. "I don't know maybe at the library?"

m. "uh, fuck! Yes they are there, i will pick them up later. Did you figure out what were going to do with Dashie?"
*that came out wrong* Mike thought.

s. "Well, when you put it like that... nah, I'm just joking. can you still fly ok?"

m. "yeah, but not for long"
*stupid fucking leg! Heal goddamned HEAL!*

s. "Do you guys wanna head down to Vinyls? I hear she's usually working on something"

m. "yeah, its not that i have something else to do. Are you comming Dashie?"

r. "meh, why not?"

m. "steel, yo steel what a strange universe is this, we just said were going to kill Soarin. and Dashie just follows us. Strange, but who gives a fuck" *Mike whispered to Steel*.

s. "To be honest, I think she's past caring. If I know anything about these blended universes, some weird shit's going to happen long before we make it to Ponyville."

m. "are you serious? coz i dont want anything to happen now that i have a limb leg"

s. "You remember what Discord did to this place? It's gonna be like that, only nopony'll notice but us. And also references to other fanfics will probably come thick and fast."

m. "okay, well lets go standing here wont make much off progress."

s. "Sure thing! Let's hope none of us bursts into flames before we make it!"

m. "what? WHAT? i hope not, well in your case you would melt." *mike said looking terrified as hell*

s. "Well, I'm just being careful. you never know what to expect, especially in this one. If we both remember dating Rainbow, and yet she's also dating Soarin, we're in for a serious shit if we're not careful."

m. "okay, but how does she know us? coz if i where her i would be scared as hell seeing you"

s. "Yeah, I would be too, but I guess that's the continuity errors starting to poke through. She knows us well, without ever having met us. I'm rather worried what will be meeting us back at Ponyville, to be honest."

m. "to be honest im scared as hell whats going to happen next"

"s. Yeah, I see what you- why is that earth pony flying upside down without wings?"

m. "wha?...hahahaha oh my stomage look at it hahahaha. it looks so stupid hahahaha"

s. "uh, what?"

m. "look at it, it looks so funny that has to be the best thing i ever saw in my life!"

s. "You okay there, Mike?"

m. "no, my stomach hurts ow...from laughing hahahaha."

s. "You'll mess with your leg, laughing like that. Talk some sense into him please Rainbow?"

r. "i dont know steel, Mike come one dont be asshole and act normal you useless pony!"

m. "wha? not cool Dashie, not cool!"

s. "A good kick in the teeth, that's what you needed by the looks of things. Now are we gonna keep going, or are we gonna wait here until Twilight's books come alive and start eating everypony?"

m. "erm, lets go then" mike said while he was thinking *i rather make a grilled cheese but there is no time for that*

s. "Is that all you ever think about?"

m. "what are you talking about?" *shit can he read minds!*

s. "Sorry, I don't know what came over me I felt all weird for a second." *He looks up.* Oh great, It's started raining blood. At this rate we'll all turn into grilled cheese!"

m. "i wont mind that"

s. *Grumbles under breath.* "Still, we have to get out of this rain, uh, blood, before it clots on us."

m. "yeah thats the best to do, look! over there is a house maybe we could stay there?"

s. "Doors are no match for my face!" *Smashes straight through door.*

m. "no they are not."

s. "Shows how much you know. You guys coming in? I just saw a fish flying around, so it can't be long before things get really ugly."

m. "god, this getting fucked up with the minute"

s. "Yeah, we should probably look for some way back to our own universes soon. Who knows, this universe may collapse completely, if we stay here long enough."

m. "yeah, maybe ill turn to jello before were to late"

r. "what are you guys talking about?"

s. "Well, without getting too scientific, We're not from this universe. Well, me and Mike aren't. It's a bit weird, but somehow all three of our universes have melded together into this one. Of course, one universe isn't supposed to hold three alternate realities, so the universe is slowly collapsing, and I have no idea what'll happen when it does. Any questions?"

m. "did you just became smart or am i really stupid?"

s. "I... I don't know. My brain hurts."

m. "maybe you should lay down man, maybe your brain is becomming some sort off super genious or it turns into jello" mike replied with derpy face.

s. "I'd rather neither." *He sat down.* "We still need to work out a way to separate our universes, though. any ideas?"

m. "I sugest killing each other, but your made off steel so that wont work. Maybe know what we can do?"

s. "Good plan! Does anypony know where he lives?"

m. "eeeeeeeeenope."

r. "i do, he lives a few blocks away" Rainbow said

s. "Take us there! please."

r. "sure follow me!"

m. "ehm guys i dont feel so good *puking noise* eh look a grilled cheese!" Mike said puking up a grilled cheese.

s. "I'm not sure you should be eating that."

m. "im not going to eat it, promise. But it looks soooo delicious"

"s. I'm so glad I don't eat any more."

m. "right so, how long off a walk is it Dashie?"

r. "Ah, about ten minutes. But if what Steel said is right, who knows how long it will take?"

m. "fuck, cant i just cut this limp pice off shit leg off?"

s. "I'll do it." *Flicks out wristblade.*

m. "uh, never mind i rather keep it. I get a feeling its healing already"

s. "Aww, and I was looking forward to that."

m. "ill bet you do" *mike sneered*

s. "Hey, I'm a pony that thinks with his fists. now, are we gonna get going?"

m. "sure why not."

*a few minutes later*

m. "steel, look there is Pinkie but there is something wrong with her. I cant put my hoof on it, do you know it steel?"

s. "Yeah, I'm sure she never used to have wings. Also, her hair is looking pretty straight. Should we go talk to her?"

m. "I don't know man, ever heard off CUPCAKES? maybe shell go crazy on us too or she is just sad."

s. "Yeah, who knows which fanfics we've been stuck with. Either way, could you stay away from her please Rainbow?"

r. "yeah off course"

m. "if she goes mad and kills me i go back to my universe right steel? Right!"

s. "Hey, who knows? That's why we really need to find dr whooves, to work out how to leave. 'Cos it's clearly our fault, even if we can't help it."

m. "true, but what if brain turned to jello? And if Pinkie goes mad, I MA BE A ONE MAN GRILLED CHEESE APOCALYPSE!"

s. "For the love of Celestia! What is your obsession with jello and fucking grilled cheese?"

m. "YOU DO NOT MESS WITH THE GRILLED CHEESE YOU BIG BLOCK OFF METAL! and this is a strange universe, and i suspect jello in it!"

s. "Ugh, fine." *Mutters to self.* "Retard." *Turns to Mike.* "At least the blood rain is stopping."

m. "i heard that! *mutters to self* "i could make a toaster out off you" *turns to steel* "so where is Pinkie now?"

s. "shit, where'd she go?"

m. "HOLY SHIT! i don't want to freak you out but she behind you!"

s. "FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK! she's got a knife!"

m. "shit! RUN DAMNED RUN!. oh! fuck i cant run, help?"

p. "im going to make skull lanterns from you!"

s. *Punches Pinkie pie square in the face, who falls to the floor.* "Well, problem solved."

m. *stil has the look on his face when he saw Ursa Grylls drinking his own pis*
"what the fuck! I she going to be okay? I heard something snap."

s. "Nah, she'll be fine. I think that was just her jaw dislocating."

m. "okay then, Dashie you can come to us! You don't need to worry about Pinkie she'll be okay!"

r. "she will be okay, right steel?"

s. "Eh, probably. We'll check her on our way back and see if she's okay then."

m. "okay mjan i know how it feels how to get punched by you so its better we check later. So where does live, Dashie?"

r. "Just down the road from here."

m. "okay, let's hope nothing strange hit us on the road."

s. "Yeah, this shit's starting to get on my nerves."

m. "yeah! Uhm steel? Is it me or is applebloom huge as hell?"

s. "Jeez, she makes a dragon look small! I can't take this shit anymore!" *Gallops towards ' house.*

m. "oi! What about me? Huh! You just let me stand here with huge ass applebloom? Or what?"

s. "Fine!" * gallops back and throws Mike onto his shoulders.* "Let's go!"

m. " ADVENTURE! Oh shit watch out she is following us! Look out Dashie she going to crush you!"

s. "Why is it us that has to be fucked by bloomzilla?"

m. "I dont fucking know man! Just keep running, atleast Dashie is save she just flew off."

s. "Phew, that's a relief. Wait, there's Whooves' place! Let's go!"

m. "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS CLOSE! She really needs to wash her hoof though i saw blood, hope its from the rain. Hey there is ."

s. "Hey doc, we've got a slight problem."

Author note thingy : yeah I also thought it would end with one chapter, but we had to much fun writing so we continued writing. Reviews are always fun except the annoying ones. Expect chapter 2 soon.

Other author's note (basalisk120): Yeah, I'm not too great at these thingumywhatsits, so basically, what he said. I hope you liked reading it as much as we liked reading it!