One day at the Asakura residents, a teenage boy had been rudely awakened by a cold slap to the face.

Anna: Wake up you lazy bum of else.

Yoh:(asleep) Amidamaru why, why did you eat the last waffle, you know that was mine.

Anna: NOW!

Yoh: Ah I'm awake, Anna, why did you wake me up at two in the morning.

Anna: Because you need to get up, we're out of tampons.

Yoh: So, I'm not a girl, I don't need tampons.

Anna: Go to the freaking market now.

Yoh: Come on.

Anna: Now!

Yoh: Okay.

(Yoh had forgotten to change so everyone at the store stared at him like he was a crazy man)

Storekeeper: It'll be okay young one; we just need to get you to a "Special" place so they can fix you.

Yoh: Oh, thank you, now could you tell me how to get some tampons.

Storekeeper:(thinking) man is this kid is a girl. (Out of thinking), It's okay, you aren't a girl.

Yoh: I'm not retarded; I'm just here to get tampons for my fiancée.

Storekeeper:(sarcastic) Sure, and I have eight hundred children.

Yoh: I'm not lying.

Storekeeper: Next thing you're going to say is that you can see ghost.

Yoh: I can.

Storekeeper: You know what, just take your tampons and leave.

Yoh: Fine.

Storekeeper: One hundred yen please.

Yoh: Here you moron.

(Back at the Asakura residents)

Yoh: I'm home.

Anna: Where the hell are my tampons.

Yoh: Right here.

Anna. Gimmie the bag.

Yoh: Here, now I'm going back to sleep.

Anna: I'll never understand boys.

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(Five o' clock in the morning)

Yoh:(Dreaming) stupid HoroHoro, stealing my Barbie, I'm going to kill you.

Anna: Wake up you lazy bum.

Yoh: Now what do you want me to do.

Anna: Train.

Yoh: Ahh.

Anna: now.

Yoh: Okay:

Anna: Run around the lake twenty two times.

Yoh: Fine.

(Yoh ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran.)

Yoh: So tired.

(A message then fell out of thin air and fell into Yoh's hands.)

The message read, you are invited to the party at the Tao family residents. Ren, stop complaining, it will be fun, look what you made me write.

Yoh: Wonder if I should go.

(So Yoh went back to his home to consult Anna)

Anna: Why should we go to your worthless friend's house?

Yoh: I didn't want to do this but I have pictures of you watching Barney.

Anna: What are you talking about, that's your brother watching Barney?

Yoh: Oh.

Yoh: Please could we go?

Anna: fine.

(At the tent of HoroHoro)

HoroHoro: Why do we have to go to that screwed up guys house.

Pirika: Why not, he took all that time to invite us.

HoroHoro: He called me a stupid Ainu boy.

Pirika: There will be food.

HoroHoro: I'm so there.

(At the mansion of Ren)

Ren: Why did you invite those stupid bastards here?

Jun: Because, you had never had any friends.

Ren: Look, I turned out fine.

Jun: If you consider yourself being power hungry and self-absorbed being fine.

Ren: You want my body.

Jun: Why would I want to be a boy?

Ren: Shut up.

Jun: I think I here the doorbell.

(So the two Taos went to the door when suddenly the door was knocked down.

HoroHoro: Must have food.

Pirika: Onichan, slow down.

Ren: Welcome, now when are you going to leave?

Jun: Be polite.

Yoh: What happened to the door.

Ren: The infamous artichoke head knocked it down.

Anna: Yoh, tell me again why we came here?

Yoh: Because I begged you when I was on my knees begging like a dog.

Anna: Yes, and I also told you when we leave, I'm entitled to five hundred yen.

HoroHoro: Man I heard Chinese food was good but not that good.

Yoh: What happened.

Ren: That imbecile ate too much and is choking.

Anna: Here, I could do something.

(Anna kicked HoroHoro in the balls)

HoroHoro: It worked.

Anna:.............

HoroHoro:oooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Yoh: What are we going to do here?

Jun: We're going to play truth or dare.

Ren: We don't have many people.

Jun: No we don't.

Yoh: I don't like games that put stress on me.

Jun: Then you want to play spin the bottle.

Yoh: Fine, truth or dare.

Jun: I'll start, Anna, truth or dare.

Anna: Truth.

Jun: Have you ever watched a kiddy show?

Anna: Yes, I watched Dora the Explorer.

HoroHoro: Hahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahha.

Anna: HoroHoro, truth or dare?

HoroHoro: Truth.

Anna: Have you ever had a gay dream about anyone and what was the dream?

HoroHoro: Do I have to?

Anna: Yes.

HoroHoro: Fine, I had one about Ren taking a shower and I was spying on him.

Ren: You nasty god damned.

HoroHoro: Ren, truth or dare.

Ren: Dare.

HoroHoro: I dare you to go hump a Jiang Shi zombie.

Ren: fine.

Ren: Lee Pyron, come over here.

Lee: This is wrong.

Ren: Shut up, I don't like it either.

HoroHoro: That's enough Ren.

Ren: Since now that's over, Yoh, truth or dare!

Yoh: Truth.

Ren: Have you liked anyone besides Anna and who.

Yoh: huh huh huh, um no.

HoroHoro: Didn't you say something about that cute gi.

Yoh: No, never, I never liked anyone else then Anna.

Anna: If you're lying, I'll kill you.

Yoh: I never liked anyone else.

Anna: Better.

Yoh: Okay, Jun, truth or dare.

Jun: Dare.

Yoh: I dare you to tell the truth to Lee about your real boyfriend.

Lee: Jun, you lied, you made love to me and sayed you never loved anyone else.

Jun: I never kissed anyone else, I only liked Yoh in the end of the second manga book.

Yoh: ew.

Anna: I knew, she called you extrordinary

Jun: But then you said yeah, he will be my husband soon.

Anna: Never mind.

Jun: Let's do something else.

Ren: I know what to play, get the hell out of my house.

Jun: Shut up Ren, we're playing Monopoly.

HoroHoro: One problem, I never learned how to deal money or count.

Ren: You're really a freakin' ignorant asparagas head.

HoroHoro: Bring it on you mutated purple head shark head.

Jun: No arguing.

Pirika: Yeh onichan,(whispering) you know I like him.

Yoh: I know what to play, lets play freeze tag.

Ren: Lets make this more interesting, lets use weapons to tag. I'll be it.

Yoh: Okay

(Ren counted to ten and started to find them.)

(Meanwhile HoroHoro was looking for a place to hide until he opened a closet door.

Yoh: Get out man, I was scoring with Anna.

Anna: Now get out.

HoroHoro: Man, I wanted to do that with Anna.

Ren: Found you, now it's time to kill you.

HoroHoro: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Ren: Now tell me where that stupid leaf boy.

HoroHoro: In the closet.

(Ren opened the closet and saw Yoh and Anna on the corner kissing.

Yoh: Man, now the moments ruined.

Anna: Let's, somewhere else.

Yoh: No, whenever we try, relatives interupped or HoroHoro spies us with a teliscope

HoroHoro: A man has temtations.

Anna: Let's go somewhere else.

Yoh: Yeh.

Ren: Damn, why the hell did you get engaged this early.

Anna: I was abandond and his grandma adopted me.

HoroHoro: And what, taught you how to be bitter.

Anna: Your dead.

Ren: I'm going to find the other crappy Ainu.

HoroHoro: Could I help?

Ren: You're frozen you gay loving asparagus freak.

HoroHoro: I'm not gay.

Ren: Never mind.

(So Ren went to find Pirika when he heard a cry in the closet.)

Mysterious noise: weeeep eep.

Ren: Who's in there.

Voice: Go away.

Ren: If you don't open it, I will. Then I'll slice you in shreds.

Voice: Is that you Ren?

Ren: Who, why.

( Pirika ran out of the closet and hugged Ren)

Ren: Get off my, what is the reason off this.

Pirika: There was this monster with snake arms and was trying to catch me.

Ren: That was my uncle's jiang shi, now please remove your arms.

Pirika: Ahhhhh, I hugged a boy.

Ren: