"KAIRA!!" She yelled slamming her door.She rested her atomic bomb on top of her game rack and rushed over to the phone and pressed the talk button."Hello?" She asked,poking the start button on her controller rapidly."Hey Kaira." The person on the other line sighed.Kaira heard several faint voices."Oh don't tell me Kayla..." Kaira sighed."Yep,i'm not the only one here." She added."You learned how to do three way?Oh my god,it's a Christmas miracle!" She squealed.
"Uhh...Okay,first of all,it isn't Christmas.Second of all,I didn't learn how to do three way.All of your idiotic computer friends crashed a Gummi Ship in front of my house." She said,obviously annoyed."HI KAIRA!!" A voice in the backround squealed."Well,it was too good to be true I guess." She said with a shrug."So are you going to come help me with this?" Kayla asked,twitching an eye as all of Kaira's friends went crazy.
"Look Kayla,as much as I would like to help you,i'm about to hack you get Amanda to help?" She asked still pressing her start button impatiently."SHE WON'T PICK UP HER DAMN PHONE!" Kayla screamed into the phone."Owww!" Kaira whined rubbing her ear.
Elsewhere...
"Hmm...what does this off button do?" A red haired girl wondered while pressing the off button over and over again on her phone.
"Well,Amanda is stupid enough to do that..." Kayla muttered."IS THAT KAIRA?" A voice in the backround asked."Limit Sora?" Kaira sighed."Yep."
"TELL HER THE NUMBER ONE AXEL FANGIRL SAYS HI!" A voice in the backround squeaked."Brandi's there too?" She asked unbeleivably."Yeah,the whole gang is here." Kayla sighed."Look,unless Roxas is there,I don't plan on coming." Kaira sighed still pressing the start button."WHY WON'T THIS WORK!!" She yelled."But Roxas is here!" Kayla said.She heard a long beeping noise."...Kaira?" She asked."HI KAYLA!" Kaira shouted slamming her door open."AH!How'd you get here so fast?" Kayla asked.
"I know a guy." She said with a shrug."Anyway,where's Roxas!?" She growled.Everyone stepped to the side and pointed to the spiky headed bleached blonde in the corner."Oh h-...ELL!" Roxas shouted as she tackled him.Kaira let out a big squeal."Okay,fangirlness over please." Kayla said yanking Kaira off of Roxas."Thank you,you have no idea." Roxas sighed. "Anyway,what happened guys?" Kaira asked her insane internet friends."Okay,so we were driving a Gummi Ship!" Limit Sora squealed appearing as if from nowhere.
"And then,the Skittles attacked!" Brandi said with a creepy voice."Uhhh...you mean Limit crashed it?" She said raising an eyebrow. "Oh just forget it!" Ienzo shouted pushing Brandi and Limit Sora out of the way."How are we going to get back to our home?Our Gummi Ship esploded!" Hikari shouted."HEY!THAT'S MY LINE!" Kaira growled."Why me?" Celia muttered.
"You know...we could...always just...cause chaos?" Kaira asked.They all looked at eachother and grinned."Hey Roxy,make a dark portal of death." Kaira said,nodding her head."Stop calling me that..." He sighed."And I can't do it anymore.I had a little...incident with Moogles a few days ago.." He muttered scratching the back of his head.
"Couldn't we use the Gummi Ship?" Limit Sora asked scratching his head."You crashed it." Kaira sighed."NO I DIDN'T!" Limit Sora shouted."YEAH YOU DID!" She shouted back."NO I DIDN'T!" Everyone twitched,sighed,and put their hands on their forehead.
"IDIOT!" Kaira shouted."BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!" Limit Sora squeaked,trying to immitate a girly voice."I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT!" Kaira screeched."IDONOTNANANA!" He said,sticking his toungue out afterwards."THAT'S IT!" Kaira shouted summoning her keyblade."IT'S ON!" Limit Sora shouted,summoning his.Everyone's jaws dropped."STOP IT!" Sora and Riku yelled."LEMME AT ER'!" Limit Sora shouted trying to escape Riku's grip."SORA!LET GO OF ME!" Kaira growled kicking her feet.
Everyone twitched."Do they always fight like that?" Kayla whispered in Ienzo's ear."Yeah,but deep down they really hate eachother." He said."ROXAS!TAKE HER KEYBLADE!!" Sora whined getting whacked in the face by the arm that was getting free.Roxas took her keyblade and she let out a big squeal."OHMYGOD!ROXAS IS HOLDING MY KEYBLADE!!" He twitched an eye and backed away slowly.
"You know,i'm not going to bother anymore." Limit Sora said,stopping to struggle."Why's that?" Kaira asked crossing her arms."I'D BEAT YOU IN 2 SECONDS!" He shouted."IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!" She shouted."Oh hell..." Riku sighed.Kaira looked over her shoulder."OHMYGOD IT'S VEN!!!!" She squealed tackling the armored soldier."Who the hell are you dude?!" She asked hyperly."Uhhh..." He muttered."IS YOUR REAL NAME VENJAMIN?!" Kayla asked,equally as hyper.
"OHMYGODYOUROCK!" She said even more hyperly then before."I thought Kaira liked me!" Roxas whined.Everyone stared at him like he was crazy."Yeah,Roxas has left the building.Okay,everyone in the portal." Riku sighed forging a dark swirling vortex of chaos."B-BUT VEN IS STANDING RIGHT THERE!!" Kaira shouted getting dragged away by Sora and Roxas.They all entered the swirling votex of chaos,as addressed by Riku,Kaira started walking forward and pouting things about how many questions he had for Ven.
"THAT GUY IS STEALING ALL OF MY FANGIRLS!" Roxas shouted."...You mean Kaira?" Sora asked as his jaw dropped.He froze."NO FREAKING WAY!" He shouted."Heyyyyy Riku!" Kayla said walking beside him."Mmm?" He asked."YOU ARE A SEXYYYYYY MAN!" She squealed.Riku's eyes widened and he backed away slowly."Uhhh...another fangirl?And to think 429,278,226, would be enough..." He sighed."You...counted?" Ienzo asked."Yeah,why?"
They emerged out of the portal and they were greeted by strange crossroads and long feilds of grass."OHMYGOD!ISN'T THIS THAT PLACE WHERE CASTLE OBLIVION IS?" Kaira shouted."WHO GAVE KAIRA SUGAR?!" Kayla yelled."Uhhh...Maybe she made Sea Salt ice cream again?" Sora muttered."Then we're in trouble..." She sighed."HEY!LET'S FOLLOW TEH ROAD!" She squealed."I guess." They all followed some random road and somehow,they ended up at a castle in one piece...but it wasn't Castle Oblivion...
"Wait,The World That Never Was?We went down the road to darkness,that should end up at Castle Oblivion!" Roxas pondered."Yea sure,a lot of things in life don't make sense." Kaira said."Like Marluxia?" Ienzo asked."What's there to understand?Pink haired flower boy with a girly pink scythe." Kaira said as if it were obvious,and it was.
"LET'S GO INNN!" Kayla squealed pushing on the huge door."Here,i'll help...ARGH!" Kaira growled pushing at the door."Umm..." Ienzo and Brandi started pushing at the door as well.Limit Sora shrugged and walked over it and poked it.It slammed open."AHHH!!" Everyone shouted toppling over."How'd you do that?!" Brandi asked,flabberghasted."...I dunno." He muttered.
"Okayyy then..." They all walked in and looked around.In front of them was a boy with a gray T-Shirt that said "Everyone in this world sucks besides me." ,and dark blue jeans and brown eyes with messy dirty blonde hair."MICHAEL?!" Kaira screeched." He merely grinned and nodded his head."Guess who I brought Ash?" He said with a suspicious tone to his voice."It's Kaira..." Kaira growled walking over to him.She pulled something out of her pocket and placed it into his outstretched hands.He grinned and snapped his fingers,then dissapeared in a flash.
"What was that all about?" Riku asked."Oh don't worry.You'll see soon enough." She laughed."Umm...if anyone doesn't mind,i'll be leaving now." Sora muttered as he and Riku dissapeared randomly."HEY!YOU NEED TO STAY!WHO ELSE IS GOING TO HOLD ME AND LIMIT BACK WHEN WE FIGHT?!" Kaira shouted."Oh just screw it." Axel said,rolling his eyes."OH MY GOD IT'S AXEL!WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!" Brandi squealed."I was here." He said blinking.Everyone stared at him like he had two heads or something of the sort.
"Anyway...I have an idea..." Kaira whispered dashing for the kitchen."Should we be scared?" Roxas asked."Yep." Everyone said in unison.Everyone heard several banging noises as they impatiently waited outside the kitchen door."AH!" They heard."Uhh..." Kayla muttered.They opened the door to reveal a screaming Kaira dodging random kitchen objects as they flew all around the room as if they had a mind of their own.
"OH MY GOD!!WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO KAIRA?!" Axel shouted."Umm...let's see,I poured all of my Elixers everywhere and everything came alive." She said,tapping the side of her head."YOU IDIOT!" Kayla screeched."Thank you!" She squealed.A man with a large afro suddenly broke through the window and grinned."NABESHIN?!" Kaira screeched."WHAT THE HELL?!HOW DID A CHARACTER FROM EXCEL SAGA GET HERE?!" Ienzo asked wide eyed.Kaira tapped the side of her head again,like she always does when she's thinking.
"Let's see,that atomic bomb I put on top of my DVD/Video Game rack might have done it." Nabeshin grinned."DON'T WORRY KIDS!!EXPLOSIVES FIX EVERYTHING!" He shouted in a heroic voice slamming a time bomb to the floor of the insane kitchen."10,9,8,7..." It continued."AHHHHH!!!!!!" Everyone screamed dashing out of the kitchen.Kaira was clinging onto Roxas,Brandi was clinging onto Axel,Kayla was clinging onto her life sized Riku doll,which she got out of nowhere,and everyone else was screaming.
BOOM!!!!!
"Uhhh...is everyone somehow alive?" Limit Sora asked."Yeah." Everyone muttered."You can stop clinging to my arm now..." Roxas sighed."Yeah,I know." She said with a grin,still not letting go."LET GO OF ME!" Axel yelled."NO!" Ienzo froze completely."Umm...Kaira...you said there was a radioactive explosion in your DVD/Video Game rack,right?" He asked twitching an eye."Yeah,what of it?" She asked."Well umm...how many characters would that be all together?" He asked twitching an eye.
"Well,let's see..." Kaira mindlessly started counting her fingers.After a long pause,she said,"A lot." Suddenly,a girl with long flowing blonde hair and cerulian blue eyes looked around franticly."Lloyd?!Genis?!Raine?!" She shouted."Ohh...well,there's one." Kaira said."Colette?" Kayla asked."Yes?" The girl asked whipping around to face her."Uhh..." Kayla muttered."Did I do something wrong?I'm sorry!" She shouted,then started bowing rapidly."Yeah,did I mention she says sorry a lot?" Ienzo muttered."He plays ToS?" Limit Sora asked twitching."More like used to..."
"Anyway,we need to get all these characters back in their cases.Sorry Colette,I need you to go back in here." Kaira said holding out her Tales of Symphonia discs."Oh no!I'm sorry." She sighed."I need to find the others fir--" "Yeah sure." Kayla interrupted."KAYLA!LET COLETTE TALK!" Kaira shouted angrily."MAKE ME!" She shouted back."Grrrrr..."
"Exactly,how many other characters got pulled out of your game..eh...Collete was it?" Hikari asked."Well,i'm pretty sure Lloyd and Genis got sucked out because we were all together.Probably Raine too because she was in the same town as us...and maybe even Kratos or Presea and Regal and Zelos and Sheena." She explained."...So every single playable character?" Ienzo asked,twitching his eye.
"Yeah!" She said with a smile."Okay...that's it..." Kaira held up all of her DVD and video game discs and characters all got sucked in by a gust of wind all at once."Woah,when did you learn how to do that?" Roxas asked."...I know a guy." She said with a shrug."WHO IS THIS GUY?!" Everyone shouted.Kaira merely grinned and made all of her discs dissapear.
"What the heck?Did they dissapear?" Ienzo asked.Brandi sighed."Of course they did!Look?See?Look up!The text up there!See,'all of her discs dissapear.' Hmmm?" She said."Uhhh...okay then."
"What now?" Kayla asked."...ATTACK XIGBAR!" Kaira squealed."Wah?Why Xigbar?" Axel asked.She shrugged."I've always hated him.No offense to all those Xigbar fans out there." She laughed."Uhhh...are there even Xigbar fans?" Limit Sora asked.Everyone shrugged.