Alucard Teaches!
(It is night. In a big room there is a desk covered in papers beside a window at the back wall. A woman sits in a big, cushy chair behind the desk. She wears a crisp business suit, glasses, and has blonde hair with blue eyes,)
Women: Alucard? (She calls into the empty room. Out of the shadows steps a rather tall man in a red coat, huge red hat, and wearing a gray Victorian style suit. He has black hair and his eyes are hidden behind yellow tinted glasses.)
Alucard: you called, integra?
Integra: (nodding) I have a mission for you, but you won't like it. It envolves going out in the day.
Alucard: (frowning) do I have to? Just because the myth that I can't go in sunlight is wrong, oesn't mean I like it.
Integra: thoses are the conditions. But that's not the worst. (she reaches for a folder and pulls out the papers. Asshe looks them over, she says) we've gotten reports of people creating sometype of computer chip that can turn humans into vampires. We've traced it to America, in a small Wisconsin town. It is being ran by an old vampire, but the vampire himself is young in body and looks like a 14 year olk, so he's blending in with civilian teenagers. To make it worse, he's attending school so it is harder to tell him apart from other kids.
Alucard: so what am I to do about it?
Integra: (sighing) well, as much as I hate this, your going undercover.
Alucard: (eyebrows raised) as what?
Integra: (hesitates for a moment) … a teacher…
Alucard: (standing for a few moments as though hit with a water balloon) … a what?...
Integra: (sighing again) you heard me, a teacher. You very well can't be a student, and we need you more then any one else on this mission, and it just so happens a teaching position opened up since one of their teachers retired.
Alucard: (sighing) I hate children the only thing they're good for is entertainment when you scare them.
Integra: ( yelling seriously) do not scare them Alucard! That will blow your cover!
Alucard; (sighing again) very well. What am I teaching?
Integra: (laughingi) the only thing you know, history, considering you old enough to be history! I believe its 567 years old know?!? (growling, alucard leaves, and everything fades. End of scene one.)