Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, or any other possible story plots I might have borrowed this idea from. The two major series are owned by Yoshihiro Togashi and Naoko Takeuchi, who are coincidentally two of the most famous manga artists and are married to one another.
Author's Note: I'm breaking my promise and starting a new story before I have finished my other ones. This is a humor piece, so please do not take it seriously.
Yu Yu Hakusho: Magical Girl Special Flower Bloom!
Chapter I: Pretty Flower Wager! The Prince and Ogre Go into Combat!
"No, George, you're wrong."
"I am not, Koenma-sama!"
"Yes, you are."
"Beg your pardon, Koenma-sama, but I'm right."
"And how is that?"
"Girls can be good Spirit Detectives just as boys can."
Sighing at his employee's limited knowledge and obvious ignorance, Koenma slumped his head onto his chubby hand. "George, you're clearly wrong. Girls cannot be as good Spirit Detectives as boys can be. It's just physically impossible."
"No, it's not, Koenma-sama!" George argued indignantly. The ogre waved his arms in the air to display his conviction. "Girls can too be as good as boys, Koenma-sama! You're just too afraid to admit it! Don't you remember some years back you had a woman as a Spirit Detective?"
"I was short on able-bodied spiritual humans!" Koenma retorted with a frown. "Besides, even if I had commissioned her as a Spirit Detective, that was only because she barely passed the requirements."
"Koenma-sama, now you're just making excuses. She was a very good Detective, if not one of the best, and you know it!"
"Fine," the spiritual sovereign huffed while crossing his arms. "Seeing as we're going nowhere with this argument, how about we make a bet? I bet the Spirit Detectives against any four girls of your choice, George, and say that boys make better Spirit Detectives."
"Any four girls, Koenma-sama?"
"Any four girls," Koenma confirmed. "And the conditions of the bet are each team needs to arrest two of the three demon criminals that appear in Human World within two months, rescue two souls, and try getting one successful attack against one member of the other team. And whoever wins this bet gets the loser's dessert for the next ten years. Fair, you bumbling ogre?"
George stroked his blue chin thoughtfully, not sure whether to take the young prince on his wager. After all, his ten years worth of dessert was on the line; on the other hand, George would be gaining ten years worth of more dessert: Koenma's special dessert to be more precise. The situation was rather risky, one side tempting, the other uninviting.
"Go for it, George!" Hinageshi cheered, the redhead ferry girl excitedly scampering into Koenma's office.
"Yes, take Koenma-sama on his little wager, George-san," taller Ayame encouraged with a smile, calmly following Hinageshi. Koenma gave the ferry woman a pout, wondering why she sided with the ogre instead of her prince.
"Should I really do it?"
Hinageshi gave the blue ogre and excited two thumbs up. She smiled brightly and encouragingly. "No worries! You have a fairly good chance to win this one, George. I can feel it."
Taking a look at Ayame, George received an encouraging nod, armoring the blue ogre for his next words. "All right then," George grinned as he shook Koenma's much smaller hand in agreement, "I'll take you on your wager, Koenma-sama. My girls' team against your Spirit Detectives."
"Ayame and I will be the referees!" Hinageshi volunteered excitedly. "We'll make sure this is a fair game!"