Girls Make My Head Hurt!

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Hiya everybody I bet you're wondering why the hell I'd put such a title as this one for my new story when I am indeed a girl! Well I'm doing this story in third person, like in my previous stories, but it's kinda from a guys point of view. Which would be Sora, so well enjoy, and ya don't have to review if ya don't wanna I'm just writting this one out of boredom and to prove that I can indeed write romance (with a little humor of course)...

(TADA!) Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Kingdom Hearts or any of the Square E-nix characters so well...SPARE ME!

Summary: Sora and Kairi were just innocently sitting on the beach when they appeared...

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Chapter one: Trouble in Paradise

Night is dawning on the Destiny Islands; Sora and Kairi were sitting on the beach talking about their adventures while watching the sun set on the beautiful shimmering ocean. The sea breeze was blowing Kairi's silky maroon hair. This was the first time Sora noticed how graceful and beautiful the wind made her hair look as it shone in the dim sun light. Sora, blushing, kind of spaced out in watching her hair climb on top of its-self. Kairi didn't notice until about a few minutes of awkward silence then warmly she said," you okay Sora, you haven't said any thing about the heartless or this Xemnas guy for the past five minutes is anything wrong?"

Sora instantly snapped out of it and said sheepishly," oh n-nothing I was just thinking."

Sora went back to watching the sunset so the light of the golden sun would hide his blushing face. Kairi, curiously asked " Thinking? About what?"

Sora didn't look at her, he didn't want her to see how red he was so he quickly thought of something serious sounding " well, is it really over..."

Kairi looked at him confused," is what over?"

"You know: the heartless, the quest for the door to the light- all of it, is it really over?"

Kairi looked down at the waves splashing her feet and remained silent as she poked at the sand with a twig that washed up earlier.

Then out of nowhere Sora heard a hushed whisper," Pssst! Sora, will you stop lying already sheesh, even I could see you blushing and I was in the tree house!"

Sora snapped around his face beat red and angrily whispered," Riku shhh, I'll tell her when I'm ready!"

Riku smirked and said walking off," whatever, I'll just leave you two love birds alone see ya."

Sora cooled down and started to think," maybe I should hurry up and tell her, I mean sure she waited for me for a year but maybe I'm running on numbers this time. Man, girls make my head hurt, well here it goes..."

" K-Kairi..." Sora stuttered," can I asked you something"

Kairi looked at him, her eyes animated with interest in what he had to say," yeah, what's up?"

Sora looked down at the damp sand so she wouldn't see him blushing again," do you...uh...d-do you..."

Sora's head was exploding with excitement:" damn it, come on just those four little words DO-YOU-LIKE-ME come keep it together you can do this, you traveled world after world lookin' for her and now you have your chance to ask her, so come on… OUT WITH IT!"

Sora was fixing to finish when all of a sudden he was tackled in to the water by a blur that came from behind the palm trees. He looked starteled as he got up to see what it was but before he could ask why the hell they attacked him they blurted in unison," OH MY GOD it's Sora we've been searching high and low for you, we're your biggest fans!"

Sora, puzzled; repeated," fans?"

Yup. F.A.N.S.: Fanatics of Animated Non-existing Stars they never traveled alone in their search for their victims. Normally traveling in packs ranging from 20-100! The girls were just smiling at him psychotically as they shrieked," YUP F.A.N.S: Fanatics of Animated Non-existing Stars!" Then they screamed

One turned to summon the others with an ear splitting demonic shriek. Then out of every possible hiding spot they charged. From the tops of palm trees to under the dock, and in other places.

Sora looked up at her in disbelief," non-existing then how the hell did you find me?

The one not shrieking smiled warmly and chimed," why that's easy the internet of course, DUH!"

Kairi froze with fear as she saw the army of crazed harpies charge towards them crushing anything in there paths, Sora finally noticed she was in danger and shoved the girls off of him as he raced to save Kairi from being killed by a bunch of Sora worshipping freaks (note: I know that sounds harsh but what would you do to save the person you love? I'm hoping you wouldn't just stand there and watch them die). Sora's keyblade materialized and he charged to protect her the closer he got to her the closer the F.A.N.S. advanced...

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Alright that's a wrap for chapter one what will happen to Kairi well...JUST KEEP YOUR PANTS ON, just kiddin' it'll be up eventually so… if you are gonna review, then please don't flame me! Well, DarkHart is outta here!;3