This is a one-shot. I loved this cute idea and I couldn't help myself but write it! XD

Of course, I do not own Kamisama Hajimemashita. If I did, that would be awesome. But Julieta Suzuki does.

Nanami banged her head on the table.

''Ugh...I hate homework so much!'' She wailed.

Her head faced down on the table and you could hear sobs of frustrations through out the shrine.

''How am I supposed to know what happened back then?!'' Nanami murmured while tapping her pencil on her textbook.

Then, her silver-haired familiar stepped into her room. ''What on earth is the matter Nanami, you have been whi-'' He was cut off by Nanami pouncing on him.

He tried hard not to blush, ''What the?!''

Nanami's eyes flashed in hope. ''Tomoe! What exactly happened 500 years ago? I don't want to go through the trouble to find out in a boring book! How was life? What did people eat?'' She loaded him with a boatload of questions.

Tomoe's vein popped. He twitched his ears annoyingly, ''Not my problem! I did not care about human lives then. Did you not forget I'm a yokai?!''

Nanami pouted, ''But, you're so old...And I thought you would know. Wait in fact, you are incredibly old!'' Nanami paused. ''YOU ARE LIKE A GRANDFATHER, a great, great, great, great, and so on grandfather!''

Tomoe frozen in shock, ''G-Grandfather?'' His expression was completely blank. He clutched his fists about to say something, but couldn't find the right words.

Suddenly, Mizuki popped in and smiled, ''Nanami-Chan, you're right, Tomoe-Kun is way older than you may think!'' Tomoe furrowed his eyebrows. ''In fact, he could be counted as a pedophile! So Nanami-Chan! Do not spend your time with a pedophile! You don't know what they could do!'' Mizuki sobbed dramatically.

Nanami paused and stared at Tomoe for a moment, ''No wonder, THATS WHY YOU HAVE WHITE HAIR! Not everyone has gray hair. You only get gray hair if your old. DID YOU HAVE BLACK HAIR BEFORE YOU WERE AN OLD MAN? HUH?'' Nanami gasped.

Tomoe was enough. ''Now hold up... IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!'' He snarled at Mizuki.

Mizuki smirked, ''Tomoe-Kun is infact a pedophile! Tomoe-Kun is 1,000+ years old. Nanami-Chan is 17. Do you even imagine how much a difference that is? I'm surprised that he hasn't gotten wrinkles.'' He whispered that last sentence.

Tomoe stood up and smashed his foot on Mizuki.

Nanami looked suddenly shocked, ''P-PEDOPHILE!''

Tomoe perked his ears and reached his hands towards her, ''Nanami, I am not a pe-'' He was hit by a pillow.

''PEDOPHILE!''

''WAIT! THIS IS NOT FAIR! That stupid snake is like 500 years old and I'm counted as a pedophile?!'' Tomoe blurted.

Tomoe turned towards Mizuki's way and shot him a revenge smile. Mizuki's vein popped.

Nanami squealed, ''I LIVE WITH PEDOPHILES!''

Mizuki sobbed at Nanami's remark, ''But Nanami-Chan! Tomoe-Kun is the real pedophile!''

Tomoe shot him a death stare. ''Go and die.''

Mizuki intensely smiled. ''I would ask the same for you.''

Tomoe growled.

''I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!''