Okay, here it is, another skit. The only way for me to beat Writer's Block is to put everything in my mind on paper, and I'm doing just that. This segment might become a regular, tell me what you think about that.
I call this the Fanfic Today, Jiraiya and Tsunade pick apart a fanfic, today its Chunin Exam Day by PerfectLionheart.
Jiraiya: Hello, and welcome to my segment- Fanfic Today, where I will profile a Naruto fanfic every time this skit is featured
Tsunade: *clears throat*
Jiraiya: Oh, wait, My team mate, the Legendary, Big Breasted-
Tsunade: JIRAIYA!
Jiraiya: Sorry, The Legendary Slug Sage and Medic nin of Konoha, Tsunade. And I'm Jiraiya, writer of the Icha Icha Paradise (Make Out Tactics) and the legendary toad sage and super pervert.
Tsunade; *sigh* Today's profiled fic is-
Jiraiya: Chunin Exam Day, by PerfectLionheart
Tsunade: And our guests, for tonight. Sasuke Uchiha, Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto, Team 7
Naruto: Pervy sage! What's up?
Jiraiya: DON"T CALL ME THAT!
Tsunade: This fic is about Naruto, who is forced to repeat the time before Orachimaru's invasion of Konoha again and again, while trying to break out of the loop.
Jiraiya: Yeah, and in the process he steals Sasuke's Sharingan, bangs Ino Yamanaka and a whole Harem and-
Sasuke: Wait, what?
Sakura: Yeah what?
Naruto: A Harem?
Tsunade: That's right, he steals Sasuke's Sharingan in a couple of loops, and there is a lot of Sasuke and Sakura bashing in this fic too.
Sasuke: You stole my Sharingan Naruto?
Naruto: Uh, Sasuke, uh wait.
Sakura: There is a lot of insulting me and Sasuke in this fic Naruto
Jiraiya: Hey, Naruto? Remember when I told you how running away is important sometimes?
Naruto: Yeah
Jiraiya: Well, its important that you run away. Right now.
Sakura: (growling) Naruto...
Naruto: *gulp*
Sasuke and Sakura chase Naruto out of the building.
Jiraiya: Unprofessional, absolutely unprofessional.
Tsunade: I haven't read this fic completely, am I in it?
Jiraiya: yes, you're a part of Naruto's harem
Tsunade: *beat*
Jiraiya: Oh-Okay, time to bail out guys. Until next time.
Tsunade: JIRAIYA! (punches Jiraiya, really hard)
Jiraiya: It's not my fault.
Tsunade: Until next time then.
That's it. Keep in mind that while Chunin Exam Day has heavy character bashing and a God mode Naruto, it is really well written and most certainly worth reading, however the Sasuke bashing sometimes becomes really unbearable. Worth the read. Send me fanfics you want to see being profiled on this segment (if you'd like) and I'll do it. Thank you for reading. Go back and read Minato's Legacy, Chapter Four is out. Review this story and the other stories I have.