Discilmer:I do not own Jhonen himself (sadly)I do not own JtHM, I feel sick
and all that other stuff so read and enjoy!
Nny walked sadly though his house just wondering around doing nothing. All alone again .Since nailbunny left he's had really no one to talk to except (I shudder) meat.
No not that kind of meat Reverend meat a creepy looking statue holding a giant
plastic Hamburger and has a toothy looking grin(eevvviiiiillll).In other words if
you ever meet meat you'd likely throw him out the window .
"Johnny?" meat whispered in his in all his meat creepiness
"What?" Johnny (nny) said with a deep sigh.
"You should go out tonight, to a club , dance ,make friends"
"NO!!!" Nny yelled "Everytime I go out someone judges me and I always end
up killing some judgmental bastardhead they do deserve it but I'm not in the mood to
clean up the mess and bury the body right now okay?"(I thought would he'd be outa breath
by now and have those snake eyes that scare me so)Nny went on raving about how people
wrongfully judge him (but later he kills them)
"Damn I need a brainfreezy." Nny started for the door when he heard a familiar yelling
and Squee. Nny frowned and then smiled evilly to himself ."I'll guess I'll stop that yelling."
He said still grinning evilly .He happily leapt into the tunnel that leads to Squee's house .
The tunnel was littered with dead bodies it was dark, damp, and smelled realllllyyy bad. He
Really didn't mind he's a friggn' homicidal manic why should he care ? Why he's been dead
himself but doesn't really remember, all he remembers is he woke up with less hair. Nny
tried very hard to not to step on the dead bodies after all its impolite to walk on the dead
Finally he made it to Squee's basement .Nny took his sweet time and fixed himself a
nacho thing, thingy in Squee's kitchen (when I make one of those it catches fire mmm
chips on fire he he)and walked slowly up the stairs trying to be a little quieter (why should
he? He just made a nacho thing thingy I guess Nny's like that..) .His smug look disappeared
and was replaced with a broad frown .Squee's dad was yelling at him that he resented Squee
being born and other dumb crap . "Thought I blinded that bastard,,,." Nny murmured to
himself . It got silent suddenly Squee's father come down the stairs .he had on black
sunglasses. Nny gaped trying not to laugh out loud. He couldn't help himself, right win
Squee's dad walked a step in front of Nny ,Nny let out a snicker .Squee's dad stopped
A step below Nny "Todd?" he whispered he was still in mid-step .Nny smiled and
With one swift motion pushed Squee's dad down the stairs "SWEET HIDOUS
BEAVER BABIES!!!!!" screamed Squee's dad as he went crashing down the stairs
Possibly breaking his neck . Nny gave Squee a loud "hi!" as he walked in the room
"Hi crazy neighbor man ."Squee answered looking down at his bed covers .Nny took
a bite of his cheese nacho thing, thingy." Sooooooo.. how's your life?" Nny asked
"My dad yelled at me and than I heard something falling down the stairs,.." Nny
grinned Squee well Squeed .Well after a few hours of farther traumatizing Squee
Nny's thirst for a brainfreezy over came him and he stepped over Squee's father body
that lay still crumbled at the bottom of the stairs. He drop off his plate in the sink and
left though the tunnel being careful not to step on the dead bodies .
I will make more Chapters kay? if I get reviews I shall do more.
Please review the other chapters will include Tenna, Devi .
Nny walked sadly though his house just wondering around doing nothing. All alone again .Since nailbunny left he's had really no one to talk to except (I shudder) meat.
No not that kind of meat Reverend meat a creepy looking statue holding a giant
plastic Hamburger and has a toothy looking grin(eevvviiiiillll).In other words if
you ever meet meat you'd likely throw him out the window .
"Johnny?" meat whispered in his in all his meat creepiness
"What?" Johnny (nny) said with a deep sigh.
"You should go out tonight, to a club , dance ,make friends"
"NO!!!" Nny yelled "Everytime I go out someone judges me and I always end
up killing some judgmental bastardhead they do deserve it but I'm not in the mood to
clean up the mess and bury the body right now okay?"(I thought would he'd be outa breath
by now and have those snake eyes that scare me so)Nny went on raving about how people
wrongfully judge him (but later he kills them)
"Damn I need a brainfreezy." Nny started for the door when he heard a familiar yelling
and Squee. Nny frowned and then smiled evilly to himself ."I'll guess I'll stop that yelling."
He said still grinning evilly .He happily leapt into the tunnel that leads to Squee's house .
The tunnel was littered with dead bodies it was dark, damp, and smelled realllllyyy bad. He
Really didn't mind he's a friggn' homicidal manic why should he care ? Why he's been dead
himself but doesn't really remember, all he remembers is he woke up with less hair. Nny
tried very hard to not to step on the dead bodies after all its impolite to walk on the dead
Finally he made it to Squee's basement .Nny took his sweet time and fixed himself a
nacho thing, thingy in Squee's kitchen (when I make one of those it catches fire mmm
chips on fire he he)and walked slowly up the stairs trying to be a little quieter (why should
he? He just made a nacho thing thingy I guess Nny's like that..) .His smug look disappeared
and was replaced with a broad frown .Squee's dad was yelling at him that he resented Squee
being born and other dumb crap . "Thought I blinded that bastard,,,." Nny murmured to
himself . It got silent suddenly Squee's father come down the stairs .he had on black
sunglasses. Nny gaped trying not to laugh out loud. He couldn't help himself, right win
Squee's dad walked a step in front of Nny ,Nny let out a snicker .Squee's dad stopped
A step below Nny "Todd?" he whispered he was still in mid-step .Nny smiled and
With one swift motion pushed Squee's dad down the stairs "SWEET HIDOUS
BEAVER BABIES!!!!!" screamed Squee's dad as he went crashing down the stairs
Possibly breaking his neck . Nny gave Squee a loud "hi!" as he walked in the room
"Hi crazy neighbor man ."Squee answered looking down at his bed covers .Nny took
a bite of his cheese nacho thing, thingy." Sooooooo.. how's your life?" Nny asked
"My dad yelled at me and than I heard something falling down the stairs,.." Nny
grinned Squee well Squeed .Well after a few hours of farther traumatizing Squee
Nny's thirst for a brainfreezy over came him and he stepped over Squee's father body
that lay still crumbled at the bottom of the stairs. He drop off his plate in the sink and
left though the tunnel being careful not to step on the dead bodies .
I will make more Chapters kay? if I get reviews I shall do more.
Please review the other chapters will include Tenna, Devi .
