Hello My loves! Here's an my take on dark/biopolar!Doctor.

Reviews would warm my heart [like always(;]

and, I do not own Doctor Who. -sigh-


"It's for you," The guard murmured.

The young woman tentatively took hold of the silver phone and whispered, "Hello?"

"River!" It was the Happy Doctor.

River's mind raced, her heart slowing slightly. "Doctor," She replied smoothly.

"I was thinking we could go to Earth, 8754-" Then, a crackle and the line died. River quietly handed the phone to the guard and shuffled back to her bed. It was probably the TARDIS who cut the call. As usual, when Sexy knew what was going to happen.

River's head fell into her hands. Happy Doctor was hardly ever around with River. She had had her time with the Doctor, though. Amy amd Rory were travelling again and they were living the charmed life. Flying in the TARDIS, having adventures without her.

"River, let's go!" Angry Doctor had arrived.

River's head snapped up and she obeyed. Angry Doctor was not fun. He was childish, rude, and just plain awful. His wife knew she must obey for the anger to pass, though.

"Coming, Sweetie!" She crooned. When she entered the TARDIS, the Doctor was whirling around the console, flicking switches and typing numbers into the scanner.

She walked up to him, brushing against his arm and she lightly fell into the railing.

"River, you need to pay close attention-" the Doctor began, his rambling slowing as he realized River wasn't really listening. "RIVER!" He screamed, raising his hand.

"Doctor!" River cried in return. "NO! Please!" Tears rolled onto her cheeks and his hand burned across her face. She collapsed and sobs escaped her chest.

River's mad man in a blue box was officially going mad.

The Doctor had stomped away, leaving River lying on the floor of the console. She slowly picked herself up and tiptoed into the leather car seat.

It had been such a long while since River Song had been married.

"I'm glad I didn't kill the man I love," She whispered in his ear while they laid, sprawled, on their new bed. The TARDIS had so kindly build them a private suite.

"If only you'd paid attention the first time..." The Doctor chuckled.

An icy breeze whispered across River's face and then she saw her husband saunter back into the console room with a grin spread on his face.

"I bought this for you," He handed her a golden bracelet, adorned with charms, which represented their life together.

River's jaw nearly dropped when he gently latched the bracelet onto her wrist. "It's beautiful."