Title: The Dangers of Beauty
Summary: Just a silly one-shot Andúnië came up with while on a sugar high. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: You recognize it, we don't own it.
Anything else? Meh. Review if you please.
.:~*~:.
Will Turner, and Jack Sparrow are sitting on a beach, drinking, of course, rum, and chatting about the past few weeks of adventures aboard the Black Pearl.
Screams are head in the distance, and a blonde fellow practically falls out of the bushes behind them, skidding to a halt, and gasping for help as he tries to catch his breath. This blonde bloke is wearing earthy and green colours, and his long blonde hair is braided back to reveal his pointed ears. He looks quite a bit like Will. Actually, he's virtually identical to Will.
Before any of the three can make any comment on the two men's similarity, the screams ring out again, and the blonde man, quickly introducing himself as Legolas, grabs his twin's arm, and bolts down the beach. They've hardly gotten a few steps, when THEY come.
They're everywhere. The vilest creatures to sail the seven seas, and roam the worlds with random dimension rips.
FAN GIRLS.
Legolas and Will scream for all they're worth, and run up the beach, both sharing the instinctive fear of these vile creatures, and they are quickly followed by Jack Sparrow. The trio hides in Jack's rum cellar, panting for breath. Soon, the screams die down to heartbroken sobs, and the fan-girls lose the three men's trail.
"What the hell are they? What do they want with us?" Will asks Legolas. The elf was an expert on fan-girls, as he was plagued by them as no other has ever been.
"Fan girls," Legolas explains, "want only one thing. They want this character called Orlando Bloom, who I apparently resemble a good deal. They fan-girls believe I am this 'Orlando.' They will stop at nothing to get him. And judging by your good looks (at this, Will grinned, seeing the similarity between him and the newcomer) they will want you too."
Jack and Will both shudder simultaneously. Legolas nods sadly.
"Take care, Will Turner. May the force be with you........."
.:~*~:.
Peace, out
Nimloth and Andúnië
Summary: Just a silly one-shot Andúnië came up with while on a sugar high. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: You recognize it, we don't own it.
Anything else? Meh. Review if you please.
.:~*~:.
Will Turner, and Jack Sparrow are sitting on a beach, drinking, of course, rum, and chatting about the past few weeks of adventures aboard the Black Pearl.
Screams are head in the distance, and a blonde fellow practically falls out of the bushes behind them, skidding to a halt, and gasping for help as he tries to catch his breath. This blonde bloke is wearing earthy and green colours, and his long blonde hair is braided back to reveal his pointed ears. He looks quite a bit like Will. Actually, he's virtually identical to Will.
Before any of the three can make any comment on the two men's similarity, the screams ring out again, and the blonde man, quickly introducing himself as Legolas, grabs his twin's arm, and bolts down the beach. They've hardly gotten a few steps, when THEY come.
They're everywhere. The vilest creatures to sail the seven seas, and roam the worlds with random dimension rips.
FAN GIRLS.
Legolas and Will scream for all they're worth, and run up the beach, both sharing the instinctive fear of these vile creatures, and they are quickly followed by Jack Sparrow. The trio hides in Jack's rum cellar, panting for breath. Soon, the screams die down to heartbroken sobs, and the fan-girls lose the three men's trail.
"What the hell are they? What do they want with us?" Will asks Legolas. The elf was an expert on fan-girls, as he was plagued by them as no other has ever been.
"Fan girls," Legolas explains, "want only one thing. They want this character called Orlando Bloom, who I apparently resemble a good deal. They fan-girls believe I am this 'Orlando.' They will stop at nothing to get him. And judging by your good looks (at this, Will grinned, seeing the similarity between him and the newcomer) they will want you too."
Jack and Will both shudder simultaneously. Legolas nods sadly.
"Take care, Will Turner. May the force be with you........."
.:~*~:.
Peace, out
Nimloth and Andúnië