Disclaimer: Merry Christmas...this is a bit early.
One day, Raphael was working as a spy. He had just penetrated the enemy base when he was surrounded by the guards and captured.
"Let me go!" pleaded Raphael, as they took him away to the Chamber of Doom.
"We can't do that," said the captain.
When they got to the Chamber of Doom, they electrocuted Raphael's clothes, so he would be zapped every time he spoke.
"Please! ZAP! Let ZAP me go!" pleaded Raphael. But he stayed there forever, as a prisoner, where they fed him yucky oatmeal using the same recipe as the one Raphael's grandmas used, which nearly killed him.
The End.