Disclaimer: I'm sure you all know the drill by now, but in the interest of not getting sued, I don't own this show, characters, blah, blah, blah… Not getting rich off of this crap…..

A/N: Just a random list I came up with. There always fun to do when your muse is otherwise being a bitch. Hope you like, I might add on later.

What CI Characters Would Never Say (Barring Drunkenness, Severe Blows To the Head, etc.)

Goren

"I've looked over your file, and well… wow, you're really fucked up."

"Oh, shut up, Ross, honestly!"

"Well la-dee-freakin-dah!"

: Looks at dead body and whistles: "It sucks to be you, man."

"It puts the lotion on its skin and puts it in the basket!"

"What, Eames? Someone tried to kidnap you again? Fuck!"

Eames

:points at Goren:"I don't know this guy, honestly."

"OK, we flip a coin. Tails and it's the wife; heads and it's the kid. Agreed?"

"That's alright, I don't need coffee."

"Goren, you freak!"

"You guys are being real mean!"

"I'm telling!"

"Let's go shopping!"

Ross

"Group hug!"

"You are all out of your damn minds!"

"Do you think I should go blond?"

"I didn't want to be captain, anyway. I wanted to be…A LUMBERJACK!"



"Alright, I think we should just stop right now and talk about our feelings."

:storming towards his office: "You, in my office in five minutes! You over there, be in my office in about an hour…bring a friend."

"Oh, who gives a crap?"

Logan

"Listen to your heart. That's what I do!"

"OOOHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"

"Oh. My. God. Where did you get those shoes?"

"Can't we all just get along?"

"Someone's being a fuss bucket today."

"You're out of order! The whole damn system is out of order!"

"I don't want to play with you guys no more."

Wheeler

"What do you mean, that's against regulations? Oh, to hell with it, I'm doing it."

"Grow some balls, will you?"

"I want to be a princess, too…"

:looks at nail polish in desk: "Say, do you think this shade would look good on me?"

"Ah, screw this; I'm going to the bar."

"We have a rulebook?"

"Does anyone know a good tattoo artist?"