After The Fall: The Turks Story
Narrator: After the destruction of Shinra, the Turks were seriously bumming. They were at the bar at Wutai plastering themselves. Booze was scattered everywhere. Tseng was revived by the Phoenix, and so he was there, getting on the "rowdy boys'" bad sides. But it all works out in the end.
Tseng: Eh…..this sucks……Shinra's dead……heh……….. "best at what we do" …….yeah right……….
Reno: Eh, Tseng, chill.
Rude: Yeah. Besides, you're fly is open.
Tseng: Eh, fine, whatever. I don't really care anyway.
Rude: So cold…….so cold…….
Tseng: Eh?
Reno: Nothin', nothin'!!!!
Elena: Eh, you guys are rocking the table! Cool out!
Reno: Eh….what do you know, babe?
Tseng: Quit hittin' on her, Reno! She's defenseless, and you're attacking.
Rude: Stop it, will you!
Reno: What's wrong, Tseng boy? Whaddaya want from me anyway?
Tseng: Shut up!
Reno: Heh….you want a gay lover, I can tell!
Tseng: *bangs glass* What the HELL sort of comment was that?
Reno: Heh…the true kind!
Tseng:…….
Rude: Admit it! We saw you hitting on Reeve yesterday. You peeved jus' because you can't find a decent match? What are ya, a matchmaker? Just chill, Tseng!
Tseng: That's it! I'm outta here! You guys cover the check!
(Tseng storms out)
Reno: Eh…..what's wrong with him?
Elena: Will you two lay off 'em?
Rude: We are PO'D, alright? Shinra flopped and we are out of jobs. Forgive me if we insulted you're "friend"
Elena: You're just good for nothin' ya two! (slaps Reno and Rude)
Reno: Holy god, why did she do that?
Rude: Hold yer horses, Reno. This ain't Shinra. She's free to chase freak guys. Let 'er go.
Reno:………..whatever……….
Elena: Tseng, what's wrong?
Tseng:………It don't matter……
Elena: 'Course it does! Of course!
Tseng: You're just a slave bitch to them, I know it.
Elena: They….they don't know what they are talking about….
Tseng: Yeah…..I'm sure…..
Elena: Listen, Tseng, how can I get through to you.
Tseng: Eh, I dunno. Jus' leave me, I'll handle it. Just stay outta it, alright?
Elena: How can you say that! HOW??? I don't understand it!
Tseng: It ain't your, or nobody's business. Scram before I havta hurt ya.
Elena: Business?? You ain't got no rottin' business! You just got a damn bottle of ass-maker an' a broken heart!
Tseng:………………shut up…….you know nothing.
Elena: Don't be a dumbass!
Tseng: Yeah, but nobody cares.
Elena: I DO! How can I get that through you're damn thick skull?!?!?!??
Tseng:………..
Elena: I KNOW! ( Elena grabs Tseng. They kiss passionately……..)
THE END!!!!!!!!