A/N: This is the effect of spontaneity.
"But Sasuke-kun!" she cried. "Please?"
The pink-haired kunoichi was locked, wide-eyed at her love interest. She was attempting a convincing argument about the one thing the boy certainly didn't want to hear. Dating. She wasn't going to take no for an answer.
"For the third time, no." He said sternly.
When he'd come back to Konoha, all he wanted was some peace; some relaxation and time alone with his thoughts. But, oh-so conveniently, as soon as he took a single step on outside soil, she came barging into… his life. Her face was nothing but a nuisance.
"But, WHY?!" She spouted, bringing her strangely large hands to her flat chest.
Sasuke had been trying to avoid saying the reason why. Now, it seemed, she just deserved to hear it.
"OK, fine." He said. "I'll tell you why."
Sakura half-smiled, somehow hoping for a good response; one that would fuel her day with sunshine and rainbows… like always. Her jade eyes glistened, as one twitched awkwardly. Sasuke grimaced at the sight.
With a small, annoyed sigh, he continued. "It's just that…"
"You're a man, Sakura."
The "girl's" stomach dropped. Maybe it was her prostate.
"W-what?" She gaped.
Puberty had not been kind to Sakura. Instead of growing breasts and wide hips, like the other kunoichi, her chest had stayed as flat as a board as well as her sides. Also, unlike the others, she'd grown about a foot, towering over every young girl she knew. Her legs became hairier and hairier, which was just too much too manage (she'd stopped shaving). Without realizing it, she'd grown a little beard where her naked chin used to be. Now that she was thinking about it, she was… sort of… manish.
"Yes, Sakura. You're a man. You look exactly like one. And I'm not making fun of you this time."
Also, Sakura thought, she did have that strange growth in between her legs, and it did resemble a penis. She mulled over the matter for a moment.
"You… really think so, Sasuke?" She asked.
He was a bit frustrated.
"Damnit, I said yes! And I will not go out with you! I'm not gay." He barked.
"Are you sure?"
Sakura smiled.
The other boy turned and walked off, off to do who-knows-what. Sakura huffed, folded her arms, and glanced down at herself.
"Guess I'll have to buy bigger panties then."
A/N: LOL.