The Groovy Matrix Fic
Disclaimer-I don't own it and the author is Marsha. She just asked me to post it because her internet is kinda dead.
Summary-This is what it would be like if they hadn't pulled the EMP, and
everyone was still alive.
Answer to a fic challange. The requirements were:
1) One character must become obsessed with some anime show
2) Sea green nail polish must be mentioned
3) Must contain a crazy duck
4) Must contain the name of a beatles song
5) Two characters must fall madly in love with Drake Bell
6) Must include vanilla pudding
7) Must contain a purple llama who likes to sing karaoke
There was another one but nobody else will get it...
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Switch, Trinity and Morphius are talking about Neo.
"So, you guys think he's really the one, huh?" says Switch.
"Well, yeah," says Morphius, "he DID save the Real World"
"Oh, yeah!" says Switch. Neo comes in.
"Oh my god!" he says "You guys should have watched Pokemon,
it was so cool!"
Switch and Trinity exchange glances.
"Really, Neo," says Morphius. "I think you really should have the
oracle check you out. I think when you smashed Agent Smith
against the ceiling, you hit your head, too."
"No, really, guys. It was funny. Pikachu was doing a thundershock,
and he looked constipated."
Switch laughs, and Trinity pretends to. Morphius just looked at
him.
"Right..."
Apoc walks in and sits next to Switch. He is wearing sea green
nail polish.
"Apoc..." says Switch
"Mouse did it. He just ate a lot of vanilla pudding. And he's on a
sugar high."
"He doesn't need sugar." says Neo.
Tank walks in.
"Captain," he says to Morphius "We're about to crash into a
Yellow Submarine, what do you want me to do?"
"Yellow Submarine?" says Morphius, "Holy Tuna Fish! Move the
ship you moron!"
"Good Idea, Sir" says Tank. He runs into the control room.
"Hey, Trin, our three favorite shows are on now!" says Switch.
"Groovy!" says Trinity.
They run into the room with the TV. The Amanda Show comes on.
"Drake is soooooooooooooo cute!!!!" says Trinity.
"Yeah, and hes all mine" says Switch.
"If he liked either of us, It would be me" says Trinity.
"Why don't we shut up and watch the Show???" says Switch.
They watch it. Then leave it to Beaver comes on.
"Wally is probably in this episode!!!" says Trinity.
"Woohoo!" says Switch, sarchastically.
They watch it. Then they watch the Brady Bunch.
"Greg..." they both sigh.
Morphius walks in.
"Come ON!" he says. "You guys are at least 23, and your
checking out 14 year olds?"
"They're hot" says Switch.
"Show me" says Morphius.
Switch points to Greg.
"Ok...." says Morphius.
"What the god?" says Trinity. "Why is there a crazy duck on
TV?"
She was right. A crazy duck was eating Marcia!!!! And there
was a purple llama singing Kareoke!!!
Disclaimer-I don't own it and the author is Marsha. She just asked me to post it because her internet is kinda dead.
Summary-This is what it would be like if they hadn't pulled the EMP, and
everyone was still alive.
Answer to a fic challange. The requirements were:
1) One character must become obsessed with some anime show
2) Sea green nail polish must be mentioned
3) Must contain a crazy duck
4) Must contain the name of a beatles song
5) Two characters must fall madly in love with Drake Bell
6) Must include vanilla pudding
7) Must contain a purple llama who likes to sing karaoke
There was another one but nobody else will get it...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Switch, Trinity and Morphius are talking about Neo.
"So, you guys think he's really the one, huh?" says Switch.
"Well, yeah," says Morphius, "he DID save the Real World"
"Oh, yeah!" says Switch. Neo comes in.
"Oh my god!" he says "You guys should have watched Pokemon,
it was so cool!"
Switch and Trinity exchange glances.
"Really, Neo," says Morphius. "I think you really should have the
oracle check you out. I think when you smashed Agent Smith
against the ceiling, you hit your head, too."
"No, really, guys. It was funny. Pikachu was doing a thundershock,
and he looked constipated."
Switch laughs, and Trinity pretends to. Morphius just looked at
him.
"Right..."
Apoc walks in and sits next to Switch. He is wearing sea green
nail polish.
"Apoc..." says Switch
"Mouse did it. He just ate a lot of vanilla pudding. And he's on a
sugar high."
"He doesn't need sugar." says Neo.
Tank walks in.
"Captain," he says to Morphius "We're about to crash into a
Yellow Submarine, what do you want me to do?"
"Yellow Submarine?" says Morphius, "Holy Tuna Fish! Move the
ship you moron!"
"Good Idea, Sir" says Tank. He runs into the control room.
"Hey, Trin, our three favorite shows are on now!" says Switch.
"Groovy!" says Trinity.
They run into the room with the TV. The Amanda Show comes on.
"Drake is soooooooooooooo cute!!!!" says Trinity.
"Yeah, and hes all mine" says Switch.
"If he liked either of us, It would be me" says Trinity.
"Why don't we shut up and watch the Show???" says Switch.
They watch it. Then leave it to Beaver comes on.
"Wally is probably in this episode!!!" says Trinity.
"Woohoo!" says Switch, sarchastically.
They watch it. Then they watch the Brady Bunch.
"Greg..." they both sigh.
Morphius walks in.
"Come ON!" he says. "You guys are at least 23, and your
checking out 14 year olds?"
"They're hot" says Switch.
"Show me" says Morphius.
Switch points to Greg.
"Ok...." says Morphius.
"What the god?" says Trinity. "Why is there a crazy duck on
TV?"
She was right. A crazy duck was eating Marcia!!!! And there
was a purple llama singing Kareoke!!!