Hey! XD This is Lokii-chan and I wanted to tell you that this is a ONESHOT! Well…for now. Anyway, I wanted to ask if you don't flame me for this. It didn't happen yet but still…don't. I'm still having writer's block and it's killing me! L
Well, enjoy this FanFic!
Chapter One:
Saturday Morning:
"Ne, Sasuke?" Naruto asked while eating a piece of Spicy Tako, staring at Sasuke.
Said boy raised an eyebrow at the blonde. "What?" Naruto smiled and spoke: "Let's go get some Onigiri!" he chirped, not noticing the look Sasuke was giving him. He looked at the blonde like he read his mind. 'Onigiri…that sounds good. I haven't ate anything all morning…' He watched as Naruto started to walk to the Ramen shop and sighed. 'Well better go.'
While walking, Sasuke kept his eyes on Naruto's backside, scanning it slowly. He had a small body frame, like a female's, his tanned skin showed through the sleeves and neck area only, considering that he had that horrid Orange jumpsuit on. And the way the thing clung to every crease on his body was so…
Tempting…
Sasuke froze and mentally cursed himself when he noticed he was checking out the blonde. 'No! I can't think about Naruto that way! God, I'm starting to ask like those freaking Fan Girls…' he thought while walking faster to catch up to Naruto. While doing so, though, Naruto turned around, bumping into the face-pacing Uchiha. Naruto fell backwards, falling on his butt, while Sasuke fell on his back, hissing loudly at the pain. Sasuke quickly recovered from the action and stood up, but looked strangely at Naruto.
He was still on the ground, groaning a the pain. "Itai! Sasuke-teme, what was that for?!" he hissed, finally getting up. Sasuke just smirk and walked off, which ticked Naruto off more.
"Hey, Duck-butt I'm talking to you!"
"And I'm choosing not to talk to you, dobe." he retorted, which brought Naruto on the verge to punch him dead in the face. The ways Sasuke could tick him off without even using physical contact was beyond Naruto, but chose to shrug it off.
"Teme…"
"Hn."
The rest of the walk there was silent. Neither of them said anything to each other, only exchanged glares from time to time. Suddenly Naruto chose to ante up the problem. "Ne, Sasuke-teme…" he said while devilishly glaring at him. Sasuke responded with the same action. "How about we make a bet." To this Sasuke snickered inwardly. 'A bet?'
Sasuke only stared as Naruto continued. "If we can stand saying only nice things for 2 weeks, the winner could have the other as a personal slave for 6." he replied while staring at the Ramen shop in front of them. Again, Sasuke snickered. "Saying nice things? Does he really think I'd be doing that for-' "And to make it so would have to…if you forfeit this bet I'll be sure to tell everyone about your…" He leaned up to Sasuke's ear. "…Dirty secret…"
Sasuke's cheeks reddened at the remark from pure embarrassment, only to be changed to anger in a matter of seconds. He shot a glare at the now smirking Naruto, but chose to let it slide this time. This time…. He took one small intake of breath, timidly pushing down the nervousness he had in his throat. "D-Deal…" he said after a short time. Naruto chuckled lightly and smiled. "'K Sasuke, we start right after we finish the Onigiri, ne?" he replied. Sasuke nodded and went in, desperately thinking about giving the blonde payback…
(In The Ichi Raku Ramen Shop)
Naruto plopped in his usual seat, while Sasuke took a seat on the other side away from the entrance. He took one look at Naruto before sighing.
'This is gonna be one heck of a week…'
ALineForTheAuthor'sNoticeThingy:
Lokii-chan: I thought this would be a little blunt, but it came out good! XD
Sasuke: For that I can agree. Putting me in a situation where I actually HAVE to listen to the blonde or…-
Naruto: (Interrupting) -…or you secret will be known all over Konoha!
Sasuke: (Groans) I don't even remember why I told you.
Lokii-chan: ( Surprised) Nani?! And you're supposed to be the responsible one here…
Naruto: (Angrily) HEY! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!
Sasuke: Naruto just calm down! You'll find out next chapter.
Naruto: (Confused) But, I though Lokii-chan said that this was a one-shot…
Sasuke & Lokii-chan: (Sighing) For now…
Naruto: I want reviews for this story! For people who read: WhEn ThE CooKiE CrUmBleS please remember that the author suffered from another sugar high…this time from Cookies…
Lokii-chan: (Angry) They really didn't need to know that…
Naruto: (Nervously) A-Anyway…uh…please send reviews so we c-c-ould…AH!!
(Lokii-chan drags Naruto away from viewers.)
Naruto: (Turning to Lokii-chan) Wh-what are you d-doing?!
Lokii-chan: ( Smiles evilly) Taking care of some unfinished business…
Naruto: (Trembling) NOOOOOOOOOO!! SAUKE, HELP!!
Sasuke: (sighing) Sorry Naruto… (Smirk) Not this time…..
Naruto: TEME!!
Sasuke: Well, be back for more. Owari! XP!