Author's note: I thought of this in Biology while we were learning about plants.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters. I simply make the characters uncomfortable.
Flowers
Hearing his office door open, Seto looked up from typing a new company contract. Joey came in carrying a vase and a large bouquet of flowers. Proceeding to arrange them on a near by table he gave no notice to the busy CEO behind him.
Raising a brow Seto asked, "…What are you doing?" People knew to say out of his office when he's working. It was a very much spoken rule. Slightly amused he briefly wondered why he thought that would ever stop the blond.
Joey, still arranging flowers, replied, "Your office is so dark and gloomy that I thought I'd brigh'en it up with some flowers. They smell nice too. See? Smell'em." Walking over he lifted a bright yellow flower for Seto to sniff.
Scrunching his nose, Seto gently pushed it aside, "No, thanks. I don't smell flowers." He paused then added as an after thought, "Besides, do you even know what the 'flower' of a plant is?"
"…Yeah… It's the flower," Joey said confused. Wasn't his boyfriend suppose to be a genius? He should know this. "Duh."
"No. The 'flower' acts as a plant's reproduction system. So you are really doing is sniffing a plant's privates." Seto stated matter-of-factly.
Failing to notice the blonde's horrified silence he went on, "Which is kind of funny to think about when you realize how many look like the female-"
Joey silently tried to process what he'd been told. Never in his life had it occurred to him to think of flowers like that. They were flowers. They were pretty, colorful… nice... why would he? …He should have paid more attention in biology…
"…You jerk," he said angrily, "why would ya tell me that knowin' full well I love flowers? Now I'll never be able t' see them the same way again. Ever."
Throwing his hands up he yelled, "This is the thanks I get for tryin' t' make your office comforting."
Seto, still in though and not hearing the blond said, "-know what else is wired? Plants have both female and male reproductive systems."
"…"
"…"
"URG!," Joey bellowed before stomping towards the door. Only stopping to flip over the table he sat the flowers on.
The outburst broke Seto's trance. "…What I say?"
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Author's note: Any tips that will improve my writing is greatly appreciated! I don't shy away from constructive criticism.