Note for mating:
Pairings: KV x Bardock, V x K, MT x GH, T x GT
Disclaimer: Do I look like a rich Japanese man or a multi-million dollar company? No didn't think so. Do I look like FFDP or Dope or any other bands featured in this damn thing? NO!
Note: This is probably my best story ever that isn't a non-con.
Kasai: Wait you wrote a *Gasps* good yaoi that had nothing do with non-con?
Kimi: Am I dead yet, cause the zombie apocalypse must be here?
Keiji: I like it!
Atari: You would.
Kaida: W-w-w-w-wait! No way did you write this *Reads plot* YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS GOOD!
Me: Damn muses, don't believe in me! Try listening to your favorite FFDP songs for 8 hours straight, you'd be surprised what you can write at 4:00 in the morning. *Yawn* Gotta get a water. *Gulps down gallon* mmmm... Chocolate and writing makes me thirsty. So this is why I like Valentines day so much *Gulps down all candy*
Atari: Have any steak?
Me: Here *Throws T-bone at him*
Atari: Yummmm...
Tigey: Where are you Raion?
Me: He's on a date with Wahwah.
Tigey: WHAT! MY RAION WENT OUT WITH THAT BAKA!
Me: Really even my stuffed animals are gay! Am I the only straight person who lives in my room?
Atari: Yep, well you and the girls.
Me: No wonder I'm so messed up.
Tigey: *Crying*
Me: I will cook you and feed you to Atari!
Atari: Please!
Tigey: *Runs into my bedroom and cries*
Me: Fuck this I need some beer.
Atari: You hate beer and champagne, and wine, and all of that.
Me: You'd be surprised what I'll do when life takes a down hill spiral.
Atari: I do not want to be there when you break.
Me: To late I already did, twice, third time I'll make the best story ever written in yaoi by me.
Atari: Ummm, this is that.
Me: I broke without knowing it.