"Step into it."

"NO DON'T RIP IT!!"

"Take your shoes off FIRST!"

"NOT NOW!! YOUR FEET ARE ALREADY IN!!"

"Ok, help my pull this up..."

"NOT SO FAST!!"

"Leesh put your arms up!"

"Don't let your bra slip!!"

"SUCK...IN...THAT...STOMACH!"

"SOMEBODY ZIP!!"

"IT'S STUCK!!!"

"Ok, Massie push on her stomach, Nina push on her boobs, and I'll zip!"

*zip"

"YES!!!!!"

"Leesh, fix your boobs!"

"Don't we have a cleavage wrangler?"

"For what? Those things are so bulbous there's no WAY they'll budge."

"OH MY GOD…"

"WHAT?"

"Look at THAT!!"

"What?"

"THERE!!"

"AHHH!!!"

"WHO HAS THE TIDE PEN?!"

"You can't use a Tide pen on this, it's AUTHENTIC Cavalli silk!"

"Well it's STAINED authentic Cavalli silk!"

"What IS it?"

"MASCARA??"

"I am SO going to kill Layne..."

"DOES ANYONE HAVE WHITE OUT??"

"WHITE OUT'????"

"Well we have to do SOMETHING!"

"Let me try some Vaseline..."

"VASELINE??"

"TRUST ME!"

"Hey it worked..."

"KRISTEN....DON'T... MOVE...."

"WHAT?"

"SOMEONE HAND ME THE HAIRSPRAY!!"

*sprays*

"Isn't this Layne's job?"

"Well I don't trust her, she got MASCARA on the dress!"

"Maybe I sat on it?"

"ALICIA rationalize!"

"Ladies, thirty minutes to showtime!"

"OK, is everybody ready??"

"WHERE'S MY BOUQUET??"

"It's sitting on your lap..."

"FIX THAT TIARA!"

"NO...DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE..."

"Does my makeup look okay?"

"GET SOME LIPGLOSS WOMAN!!"

"Okayokay"

"Nina...did you forget to where a bra?"

"What??"

"DID YOU FORGET YOUR BRA??"

"Of course not!"

"NINA, I can see your nipples!"

"I PUT ON A NICE RED HALTER..."

*Pulls neckline down*

"Oops..."

"WHATEVER!! Just get a bra!"

"Nee, what are you like a 38 DDDD?"

"34 DD."

"OK!! We need something old, new, borrowed and blue..."

"NO OVERLAPPING!!"

"Ok, Leesh, I bought this loaf of bread last week…"

"BE SERIOUS!!"

"Ok, this bracelet belonged to my grandmother's grandmother's grandfather's gay lover."

"PERF!"

"Well you can borrow five bucks from me..."

"WHERE would I put it?"

"Your CLEAVEGE duh! Give Derrick a lil honeymoon surprise…"

"Well all we need is new and blue..."

"MOTHER GOOSE RHYMES!!"

"SHUTTUP!!"

"Well our dresses are blue..."

"THAT DOESN'T COUNT!"

"Derrick's eyes are blue..."

"Derrick's eyes are BROWN."

"Really? I always thought they were cobalt..."

"No, that was his furry thong...."

"BE QUIET! That's my hubby!"

"Awwwwwww Leeshy and Derrick sittin in a tree…"

"S-E-X-X-I-N-G!"

"Since when does sex have two x's?"

"Since porn got soft-core."

"GUYS!! We don't have TIME for this shit...NEW and BLUE!!"

"LEESH! WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTIES?"

"WHITE duh!"

"I could punch you in the arm..."

"NO!"

"Ok...we'll put some blue flowers in your hair..."

"WHAT?"

"No, that's cute, and we'll put some in the bouquet..."

"Ok we only need NEW!"

"I could give you a tat…"

"Cuzzie! I bought you an ankle bracelet!"

"Aww...really?"

"Yeah, from Barcelona, so you can be SPANISH for a day."

"No time for your jackass remarks...PUT THE ANKELET ON!!"

"No need to be a Bridezilla..."

"Guys we have to go, like NOW!"

"PICTURES!!"

"Alicia, just remember, men LOVE it when you nibble their ear."

"Um...ew?"

"Don't be silly, she already knows that."

"Yeah, we had to move heaven and earth just to get this child in white..."

"As if all of YOU are so pure?"

"Of course we are!"

"Please, even the triple A twins have had their tongues on a male chest."

"That was ONE TIME and I got paid for it!"

"So you're a prostitute..."

"LIMO TIME!!"

"Leesh are you nervous?"

"REMEMBER NOT TO TRIP!!"

"Pretend to cry a little!"

"Just don't smudge your fabulous eyeliner!"

"Where's Len?"

"I think he's hitting the bottle..."

"ALICIA STOP MOVING WE NEED TO FASTEN YOUR VEIL!!"

"God, how long is this train??"

"A few feet..."

"Plus a few several hundred..."

"OK! There are the guys...GO GET IN LINE!!"

"Okayokay..Leesh we love you!!"

"I love you too!"