I'm Pregnant
Relena one day had the evil urge to play a vary well-planned trick on every one. That day every one was going something and she said she had wanted to discuss something to every one for a long time. So when every one was gone she sat at the den couch that people coming into the house and going up and down the stairs were easy to see and talk to. First came in Quatra.
"Oh Quatra so wonderful to see you!" Relena said cheerfully.
"Good morning Relena." Quatra said heading for the stairs.
"I have to tell you something Quatra. You have to keep it really quiet. Okay?" Relena said in a whispering tone.
"I'm pregnant." She said with a smile. Instantly Quatra was down. To Relena that was too easy, but just then Trowa walked in.
"What's wrong with Quatra." Trowa asked slowly.
"Well I don't know. I told him I was pregnant and he fell over." Relena said kneeling down pretending to pick him up.
"Really?" Trowa sounded like he was going to throw up.
"Really. And it's yours, Trowa." Relena said smiling at him. All of a sudden he was down. That amused Relena vary much she tried to keep from laughing really hard.
"Next Heero came walking down the stairs and stopped in the middle because of Trowa And Quatra.
"What's wrong?" Heero said looking at the mess.
"I'm pregnant Heero." Relena said walking up to the railing
"Please tell me your joking? I can't have kids right now!" Heero said rubbing his head.
"There twins." Relena said knowing for sure he would fall. And she was right he crippled up and fell down the stairs. Relena really laughed at him that time.
Wufi walked down the stairs and stopped about the same step Heero did. He looked at the seen carefully and smiled.
"What happened woman?" Wufi said gingerly putting his hand on the railing.
"I'm pregnant Wufi. Were gunna have little kids running around her soon." Relena said smiling.
"Oh god no. No more little Heero Yui's!" Wufi said grabbing the railing.
"Yes more and more of them one right after another!" Relena laughed out. Wufi took a dive down the steps and landed not to far from Heero.
Then Duo came down from the upstairs because he heard something. He saw Relena and the other four laying limp on the floor. Duo looked at it carefully but by the look on his face he didn't know what happened.
"What happened?" He said moving his bangs away from his eyes.
"I'm pregnant Duo!" Relena said hoping this would be the best one she had yet.
"HAHAHAHA... funny Relena." Duo said walking back up the stairs.
"I'm serious!" Relena yelled back.
"Really?" Duo said running back to the stairs.
"Yeah." Relena said smiling.
"BANG!"
Duo was down so hard it mad the house shake. Relena laughed and was pleased with her self. She smiled and went back into the den.
The End!!!!!
Relena one day had the evil urge to play a vary well-planned trick on every one. That day every one was going something and she said she had wanted to discuss something to every one for a long time. So when every one was gone she sat at the den couch that people coming into the house and going up and down the stairs were easy to see and talk to. First came in Quatra.
"Oh Quatra so wonderful to see you!" Relena said cheerfully.
"Good morning Relena." Quatra said heading for the stairs.
"I have to tell you something Quatra. You have to keep it really quiet. Okay?" Relena said in a whispering tone.
"I'm pregnant." She said with a smile. Instantly Quatra was down. To Relena that was too easy, but just then Trowa walked in.
"What's wrong with Quatra." Trowa asked slowly.
"Well I don't know. I told him I was pregnant and he fell over." Relena said kneeling down pretending to pick him up.
"Really?" Trowa sounded like he was going to throw up.
"Really. And it's yours, Trowa." Relena said smiling at him. All of a sudden he was down. That amused Relena vary much she tried to keep from laughing really hard.
"Next Heero came walking down the stairs and stopped in the middle because of Trowa And Quatra.
"What's wrong?" Heero said looking at the mess.
"I'm pregnant Heero." Relena said walking up to the railing
"Please tell me your joking? I can't have kids right now!" Heero said rubbing his head.
"There twins." Relena said knowing for sure he would fall. And she was right he crippled up and fell down the stairs. Relena really laughed at him that time.
Wufi walked down the stairs and stopped about the same step Heero did. He looked at the seen carefully and smiled.
"What happened woman?" Wufi said gingerly putting his hand on the railing.
"I'm pregnant Wufi. Were gunna have little kids running around her soon." Relena said smiling.
"Oh god no. No more little Heero Yui's!" Wufi said grabbing the railing.
"Yes more and more of them one right after another!" Relena laughed out. Wufi took a dive down the steps and landed not to far from Heero.
Then Duo came down from the upstairs because he heard something. He saw Relena and the other four laying limp on the floor. Duo looked at it carefully but by the look on his face he didn't know what happened.
"What happened?" He said moving his bangs away from his eyes.
"I'm pregnant Duo!" Relena said hoping this would be the best one she had yet.
"HAHAHAHA... funny Relena." Duo said walking back up the stairs.
"I'm serious!" Relena yelled back.
"Really?" Duo said running back to the stairs.
"Yeah." Relena said smiling.
"BANG!"
Duo was down so hard it mad the house shake. Relena laughed and was pleased with her self. She smiled and went back into the den.
The End!!!!!