Story: Dynasty Warriors: Yuan Shao's Guide To Etiquette Remastered
Author: Master Jin Sonata
Written: May 27, 2011
Remastered: July 9th, 2016
Genre: Humor
Rating: T (Language, Violence, Comic Mischief)
Disclaimer: I do not own Koei or its uncultured cast of characters.
Introduction
As you, the reader, start to read this fic, you are approached by none other than the Yuan family's poised and illustrious leader: Yuan Shao.
"Hello there, esteemed commoner. You are here for one reason and one reason only. You are in dire need of proper direction when it comes to refining your etiquette skills, hmm?" he asks while twirling his mustache. "Well, worry not you poor thing you, I will personally dedicate some of my precious and invaluable time in seeing to it that you are properly schooled in the sacred art of protocol and decorum."
Yuan Shao then snaps his fingers, calling out two of his associates to come to his side.
"I myself will not be the only one helping out, you know? I have asked Sir Zhang He, and Lord Ding Feng to add their own flair to this wonderful experience. Isn't that right you two?" Yuan Shao asks of his two accomplices.
"Why certainly! This process will ultimate become a beautiful transition of your lack of grace to the wonderful and charming beacon of radiance you will soon become!" Zhang He says to you as he floats around like a bubbly ballerina.
"…Uh., yeah. While he does that, I will work with your literary skills in poetry and the art of perception," says the large, grizzled Ding Feng as he watched in embarrassment as his partner flaunts himself like a butterfly.
Afterwards, Yuan Shao steps up to you and shakes your hand like proper gentlemen.
"Well then, we will begin first thing in the morning. I expect you awake at 5:00am sharp, we've no time to waste now, do we? Ta-ta!" Yuan Shao states as he and his partners turn and leave you to your normal routine.
Continue on to the next chapter!