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"Talking" Regular Speech

"Talking" Regular Thoughts

"Jutsu"

"Talking" Demon/Boss Summoning/Inner Self Speech

"Talking" Demon/Boss Summoning/Inner Self Thought

Chapter 1

At the valley of the end, two power shinobi stood, Sasuke, the brain-washed Uchiha covered in the curse mark with hand-like wings, and Naruto, the container of the Kyuubi no Kitsune, surround by the Kyuubi's one-tailed chakra cloak. The two shinobis had started to power up their strongest attack with one ready to kill the other while the other is trying to bring a friend home back home. When both of attack had finished being powered with their respected corrupted power, the two teen jumped at each other and shouted out their attack.

"RASANGEN!"

"CHIDORI!"

The two attacks meat with unimaginable force, the two different kinds of chakra mixing together to form a sphere of deep darkness. Inside the sphere, the two warriors could see their attacks pushing against each other.

"I can't lose to him," was the thought of the two shinobis as they forced more chakra into their attacks.

While the two struggle to overcome each other, they were unaware that the sphere had started to collapse from the sudden spike of power. When the sphere had reached its limit, it had exploded with Sasuke and Naruto flying away from each other along with making them crash into two the two separate statues of Konoha's founders.

Naruto winced as he sat up while looking over at Sasuke with one eye open to see if he was getting up. When he saw that the Uchiha avenger was rendered unconscious, he smiled lightly before something had caught his attention. He looked up to see a small dark dot floating from where their attacks had recently collided. It had seemed to be simply sitting there for a few seconds before suddenly expanding into a big dark hole with powerful winds sucking debris into it. Naruto forced to grunted as he stood up and used what little of his chakra was left to stay rooted to the ground.

He would have stayed rooted to the ground, that is until he saw the unconscious Sasuke started to go toward the hole. Naruto acted on instinct alone as he leaped to save his friend. He grabbed Sasuke's arm and used all of his strength to throw Sasuke away from the black hole.

"I have to save myself now," Naruto thought as he formed a ram sign with his hands.

"Shadow clone jutsu," He shouted and started to form a human chain as his clones appeared.

The clone at the end of the chain had anchored itself to the ground with kunais as it struggled to keep its hold. Kakashi and Pakkan had just arrived at the Valley Of The End just in time to see the black hole trying to suck in Naruto. Both of them went down and landed next to the unconscious Sasuke. Kakashi is able to see that Naruto's clones were about to give up on him due to fatigue. So, he tied ninja wire to a kunai and then throw it around the real Naruto's arm while using a nearby boulder to help pull Naruto to him. He was able to do all that just in time before Naruto's clones had turned into smoke with Naruto is now holding on to the ninja wire as Kakashi try to pull Naruto to him.

"Naruto just hang on," yelled Kakashi as he pulls the wire, "I'll pull you in."

"Does it look like I have any other choice," yelled a panic Naruto as he holds on to the ninja wire.

The black hole's vacuum force suddenly increased when Naruto was halfway to Kakashi. The sudden pull from the black hole has made Kakashi loosen his grip on the ninja wire but was able to quickly tighten his grip on it just as Naruto was almost in the black hole. Kakashi could feel his hands starting to bleed from the hold on to the wire so tightly, but kept trying to pull Naruto back in again and having a difficult time doing it. Naruto even tried to help by pulling himself to Kakashi but is finding it harder to do as he doesn't have that much strength left after fighting Sasuke and from using the Kyuubi's chakra. Both Kakashi and Naruto could see that the wire is breaking from the strain that it's going through.

"I can't lose my sensei's son," thought Kakashi as he desperately trying to pull Naruto in before the wire gives out.

"Kakashi-sensei," said Naruto as he got his attention, "I promise that I'll try to find a way back here."

"Naruto what are you talking about," asked Kakashi as he held on to the wire.

"It's obvious that thing won't stop until someone go through it."

"Don't you say that Naruto, I'll pull you in!"

"We both know that the wire can't hold much longer," yelled Naruto, "that's why I promise that I'll find a way back home believe it!"

That was the last thing that Kakashi was able to hear from Naruto just before the wire finally broke. The only thing that Naruto saw was Kakashi trying to jump after him as the black hole started closed up after he has entered it. Kakashi started to feel guilty about failing to save Naruto from going to through the black hole. Kakashi walked over to Sasuke's body and picked him up and started to head toward the village so he can meet up with the medic-nin that are on the way. He also needed to get ready to tell Tsunade about what happened to Naruto. Little then he or everyone knows, where Naruto will be heading to will change his life and to the people he knows and meets.

-Location Change: Planet Earth, Masaki Residence-

It's a peaceful day here on Planet Earth or to be more precise on Earth, Masaki Residence Japan. The place in question is a house far away from a town with a shrine nearby. The Residences of the house could be mistaken as humans from appearances but most of them are not from this Planet. Most of the people that are living in the house are mostly ladies, one little creature, and only one guy. One of the women has cyan spiky hair that arches inward off her head along with being inward to the top part of her back. She also has long bangs that stretch down from both ends of her face, along with several short ones just above her eyes.

She also has amber color eyes with her pupils being slitted like a cat and fair skin. This woman is known as Ryoko an ex-space pirate that was sealed away in a cave near the shrine for 700 years on Earth by a warrior named Yosho after crashing on this planet. The next woman has purple hair that is put into two long thin ponytails that go down near her knees in the back with some of it being at the bottom of the neck, her bangs being just a little above her eyebrows. She also has two small bangs on either side of her face. She has reddish pink eyes, fair skin, and wears head ornament. She named Ayeka Masaki Jurai the Princess of the Jurai Empire and Planet Jurai.

The next is a little girl with teal colored hair that is tied into long pigtails with ribbons that has red balls on each end, melon pink eyes, and fair skin. On her forehead is a upside down green triangle. This little girl is Sasami Masaki Jurai, younger sister of Ayeka and the main cook that prepare everyone's meals. She along with her sister Ayeka are companies with her sister's guardians Azaka and Kamidake. The second to last women have blonde hair, blue eyes, and tan skin. She is Mihoshi Kuramitsu from Planet Seniwa and a Detective first class officer from the GP or Galaxy Police. The is a known fact that Mihoshi can be clumsy.

The last female of the house has spiky pink hair that arches inward almost similar style as Ryoko but goes downward with several short in a way that almost seem like a crab with two strains of hair sticking out forward from here her face is. She also has dark green eyes and fair skin. She could be mistaken for a 12-year-old girl, given her appearance as one but is really older than she let on. She is Washu Hakubi the greatest scientist of the whole universe and had told people to call her little Washu.

The little creature that lives there could be described as a crossed between a cat and a rabbit with brown fur covering its body with white furs covering the front and back paws. It also had amber color eyes like Ryoko's but its the pupils being not slitten and a red jewel on its forehead. The creature is named Ryo-Ohki and has the ability to become a spaceship. Now finally the only guy that lives in the house is Tenchi Masaki a 16-year-old teen with black hair with a little ponytail in the back, brown hair, and fair skin.

Right now, Tenchi is currently sweeping in front of the house while wearing a brown sweater, blue pants, and black toe shoes. With Ryoko standing a few steps away from him and wearing what seems like a long blue sleeve dress with blue and brown stripes on the sleeves and below the waist. She also seems to have a cat like tail being her Unknown to both of them, Sasami and Ryo-Ohki are watching them from within the living room. Beforehand, Ryoko has been reading some of Tenchi's father's book that was left there after Tenchi's father had to go and live with a friend of the family so that he wouldn't be far from work. The reason why Ryoko was reading them was to try and win over Tenchi's love.

Back to the present, Ryoko had started to walk (more like marching) toward Tenchi with his back toward her. It didn't take long her to bump into Tenchi and making him fall forward while she herself fall back. Unknown to all while this is going on, a dark black hole had appeared just above near the house.

"Huh oh," said Ryoko in fake surprise as she gets up before going to kneel on Tenchi's right side, "I'm sorry are you ok?"

Tenchi groaned a couple of times as he slowly sat up before looking at Ryoko and said, "Huh Ryoko, whats the big idea?"

"Oh I'm sorry about that," said Ryoko as she really didn't answer Tenchi's question, "I wasn't looking where I was looking, I'm so clumsy."

Tenchi just ended up having a look that said 'what is going on here' at Ryoko. Ryoko then started to 'introduced herself' to him and acted embarrassed in front of him. As the two are unaware of the black hole above them, an unconscious Naruto coming out of it. Back inside the house, Sasami continued to watch the two before hearing someone calling out to her. She already knows whose voice it was and turned around like a kid being caught with their hand in the cookie jar. Behind her was Ayeka smiling down at her before Ayeka herself looked outside to see what had gotten her little sister's attention.

Tenchi is still trying to figure out what is going on with Ryoko. Ryoko was about to continued to do the same thing from what she had read about from the books she been looking through. If not for something or someone falling right on top of her and sending her face first into the ground. That someone just happened to be the unconscious form of Naruto.

-Inside the House-

"Huh that's odd," said Sasami as she watched Naruto land on Ryoko, "there wasn't anything about this in one of Tenchi's father's books."

"Umm Sasami, what are you talking about," asked a slightly confused Ayeka as she is very amused to watch Ryoko's face go into the ground.

-Back outside-

"What the," said Tenchi as he was caught off surprised by Naruto's sudden appearance before looking at the boy, "wait a sec, its a kid."

Tenchi looked up to where Naruto as fallen from and just in time to see the black hole disappear into thin air. He then looked back at Naruto and see the state of his clothes, to say the least, he could see a fist size hole on the right side of Naruto's jacket. But saw no wound where the hole is at all its like it wasn't there at all. Before he tries to figure out who Naruto is, he was soon reminded that the spiky blonde is laying on top of Ryoko by the groan from said woman. Tenchi soon picked Naruto off of Ryoko so that the ex-space pirate can sit up and process to spit out the dirt that had gotten in her mouth.

"Blug, what the hell hit me," asked Ryoko as she finished getting the dirt out of her mouth.

"I think its more like landed on you Ryoko," said Tenchi as he holds Naruto up from the ground.

"Huh," was all Ryoko said before looking at the unconscious Naruto, "where did he come from?"

"I don't know but I think we should take him to Washu's lab," said Tenchi as he picks up Naruto and started to walk to the house.

"That kid ruined my chance to get Tenchi be mine," thought an upset Ryoko before following Tenchi, "but at least it wasn't Mihoshi that interfered."

-Time Skip: Washu's laboratory, Medical Wing-

"How is he Miss Washu," asked Ayeka as she and everyone else are present.

"Oh the boy is fine," answered Washu as looked at everyone, "he just needs some rest."

"That's a relief," said Ayeka as she smiled at the good news.

"But how did he get here," asked a confused Mihoshi as she looked at Naruto.

Washu could only answer that they'll have to wait for their guest to wake up to find out. Naruto is currently resting on some cushions while is topless. She soon asked Tenchi if he saw anything else that they should know before she tells them what she found beside the boy's weapons. Tenchi could only answer that he saw what looked like a black hole before it disappeared just above the house and where Ryoko was sitting.

"I'll look into that later," said Washu as she turned everyone's attention to a tray with Naruto's Weapons, "I'm more curious about the boy's body and why he would have weapons on him."

"What do you mean his body Washu," asked Ryoko as looked at the scientist.

"Well, the way his body is constructed is very similar to that of humans," answered Washu as she continues to explain, "but he is much stronger than an adult male."

"So, Tenchi isn't the same," said Ryoko as she doesn't get what Washu is getting at.

"Well Tenchi is only half Human Ryoko," said Washu in a matter of fact tone, "but this boy isn't since he seems to have some kind of energy flowing through his body."

To say the least it didn't really surprise everyone that Naruto would be from a different Planet. It didn't surprise anyone to see the twinkle in Washu's eye that she plan on running tests on the unconscious Naruto to find out what that energy is, except for Mihoshi as she too busy poking one of Naruto's cheeks. Washu quickly shushed everyone away so that she can run her tests on Naruto who remains unaware of what Washu is about to do to his person.

-Time Skip: A Few minutes later, Within Naruto's Mindscape-

"WAKE UP YOU MORONIC GAKI," yelled an angry Kyuubi as he watches his container jumped up from water-sewer that is the mind.

"GAH," was all Naruto said as he jumped up from the yell from the giant fox that is sealed inside him.

"YOU GOT TO BE THE MOST IDIOTIC HUMAN I HAVE EVER HAD THE UNFORTUNATE TO BE SEALED INTO," yelled a still angry Kyuubi.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU OVERGROWN FURBALL," yelled a now mad Naruto from what the fox said.

"Where do I even begin," said the Kyuubi as he glares down at Naruto, "how about making THAT IDIOTIC PROMISE TO THAT PINK HOWLER MONKEY!"

"HEY DON'T CALL SAKURA-CHAN THAT," yelled a mad Naruto before slightly jumping from Kyuubi suddenly shot his claws out toward him from the cage.

"I WILL CALL THAT PINK HAIRLESS APE WHATEVER I WANT YOU GAKI, SINCE ITS HER FAULT FOR ALL OF THIS!"

Naruto could only stay quiet for a few minutes as the Kyuubi chew him out for making that lifetime promise to Sakura and up toward the end of his fight with Sasuke. To say the least being chewed out by the being that is sealed into you is scarier than being chewed out by Sakura and Tsunade. Naruto had to watch the Kyuubi take a breather from chewing him out for a few minutes without stopping. Before Naruto could say anything back to the fox, he froze from the Kyuubi glaring at him along with growling.

"Now let forget the last thing you did," said the Kyuubi that really hit the nail on the coffin, "that being YOU GOING INTO A BLOODY BLACK HOLE!"

"I couldn't let Teme get sucked in by it," said Naruto as he finally had enough, "besides I wouldn't be able to keep my promise to Sakura-chan."

"It's your way of thinking that always gets you into troubles like this," said Kyuubi as he growls at Naruto.

"I don't always get into trouble."

"Who are you trying to fool baka."

"What are you getting at fox?"

"Not only did you have to save that accursed Uchiha," answered Kyuubi while pointing at Naruto, "but you had to make us go into something that could very much JUST KILL US!"

"But it didn't since I'm still alive," pointed out Naruto while having a smug look on his face.

"It didn't kill us," said Kyuubi as he was getting mad at Naruto, "but that doesn't mean it couldn't have sent us ANYWHERE."

"So, I can just travel back to Konoha," said Naruto as he doesn't fully understand what the fox meant.

"YOU GAKI I DON'T JUST MEAN ANYWHERE IN THE ELEMENTAL NATIONS," yelled a pissed off Kyuubi, "I MEAN ANYWHERE AS IN AWAY FROM THE ELEMENTAL NATIONS!"

"...WHAT!?"

Naruto finally got what the fox said and did what any sane person does. Well, more like a sane person like Naruto and that would be to start panicking and running around like a headless chicken. The Kyuubi could easily just yell at Naruto to stop but is mildly amused watching Naruto run like a headless chicken. It started to get even more amusing when Naruto started to roll around on the ground.

-Timeskip: A Few hours later-

"Are you done yet," asked a bored Kyuubi as he looked at Naruto.

"Y-Yeah I'm done," said a now tired Naruto as he looked at the fox, "you know where we are?"

"Do you realized how stupid that question is," asked the Kyuubi as he watched Naruto rubs the back of his head.

"Yeah, that was a stupid question to ask," answered Naruto as he now sees how stupid it was for him to ask.

"I can tell you this gaki," said Kyuubi as lay down and put his hand on his arms, "I highly doubt we're in the Elemental Nations anymore."

"What am I going to do," asked Naruto as he starts mopping.

"For one STOP MOPPING," yelled the Kyuubi as gets Naruto's attention, "and second is to hope that the people of where you are can understand you."

"What do you mean understand me?"

"We are in unknown territory meaning many possibilities," explained the Kyuubi as he tries to explain to Naruto, "which most likely that the place we landed would speak differently."

Naruto just simply looked at the fox like he's an idiot, thus making the Kyuubi angry. He then started to yell at the spiky blonde shinobi that everywhere won't be just that in the Elemental Nation and that also includes the language. That was before he questioned how Naruto ever became a shinobi in the first place along with insulting Naruto's intelligence. That was the point where Naruto started to argue and insult the Kyuubi to which, the fox started to insult Naruto back.

-Time Skip: Next Day-

"ALSO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SEE THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMN EYES," yelled the Kyuubi as he remembers all the times looking through Naruto's eyes.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY EYES YOU FURBALL," yelled a mad Naruto.

"I MEAN EVERYTIME YOU WALK BEING THAT PINK HAIR TEAMMATE OF YOURS IT SEEM THAT YOU ARE ALWAYS LOOKING AT HER ASS," yelled a pissed off Kyuubi, "MEANING I'M LOOKING AT HER ASS AS WELL!"

"What Sakura-chan have a nice ass," said Naruto as a bright blush appeared on his face.

"Would you be saying the same with that mind walking girl," asking the Kyuubi as he watched Naruto gasping like a fish.

"HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT," asked a surprised Naruto as he was sure that no one knew.

"Remember when that snake blocked my chakra," asked Kyuubi as he watched Naruto nod his head, "now remember when your teammate was 'fighting' with that blonde girl?"

"Y-Yeah I remember," said Naruto as started to slowly connect the dots, "you mean THAT YOU WERE STILL ABLE TO SEE THROUGH MY EYES!?"

"Being able to see yes," answered the Kyuubi as he grinned at Naruto's surprised face, "but I wasn't able to able to hear your thoughts about that time."

"I'm s-safe for the time being," thought Naruto as he let out a sigh of relief.

"Let not forget that you never fully read about what the Shadow Clones can do," said Kyuubi as he sees Naruto's confused face.

"What do you mean," asked the confused Naruto.

The Kyuubi shook his head and started to explain to Naruto what the Shadow clones can fully do. The fox even went as far as to used an example of using the clones to learn the Fireball jutsu while he trained his body. To say the least, was that the Kyuubi started to watch Naruto bang his head against a wall while calling himself a baka. He then had to listen to the spiky blonde complain about how much faster he could have learned all the chakra control exercises.

"As amusing it is watching you realize how dumb you are," said the Kyuubi as he gets a glare from Naruto, "I think its a good time for you to plan on what you need to do once you wake up."

"WAIT, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP ME," yelled a surprised Naruto.

"Who was it that got sucked into a black hole," said the Kyuubi as he gets a guilty look from Naruto, "that what I thought now leave me alone so I can sleep."

With that, the Kyuubi closed his eyes and started to sleep while Naruto was mumbling about a lazy fox. He started to walk away from the cage as he tries to figure out what to do before having to wake up. Naruto wasn't sure how long he has stayed inside his mindscape but as long as he knows that he's still alive was all that mattered to him before trying to think up a plan. He already knows that he has to send a message back to Konoha to tell them where he is. Naruto continues to think about what about his plan of action as he walked the endless path of his mindscape.

-Time Skip: Next Morning, Washu's Laboratory-

We find Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami, Washu, Mihoshi, and the still resting Naruto sleeping on a wooden floor. Naruto is the only one sleeping on come cushions while the rest were sleeping on futons. Unknown to Naruto, during last night outside of Washu's lab; Mihoshi accidentally crashed her spaceship into the near the house. As the result, most of the house was destroyed with the exception of the wall structure that holds the door to Washu's lab. Now back to everyone where Ayeka started to sir from hearing some meowing nearby. She soon started to wake up to see what the noise is coming from. When she wakes, she saw Ryo-Ohki near where she had planted the seed of her ship Ryu-Oh.

"Kyaaaaaaaa," screamed Ayeka as she quickly gets up while unaware of waking everyone except Naruto, Ryoko, and Mihoshi up.

Ayeka was quick to run toward Ryo-Ohki while telling the cabbit to get away from there. She was in so much of a hurry that she forgot where the walkway, that is after she fell into the water that surrounds the area. But that didn't stop her as she swam toward the other side and got on land before crawling toward Ryo-Ohki. That was before she quickly told the little creature that it wasn't a carrot. Ryo-Ohki was a little scared before quickly cheering up and pointed toward a small sapling. Ayeka soon realized that Ryo-Ohki was talking to the sapling known Ryu-Oh by the light signals it was transmitting from the two leaves that had spouted.

Before Ryo-Ohki could jump into Ayeka's lap, both of them soon heard a loud yawn coming from behind Ayeka. The two quickly looked behind her to see the spiky blonde boy was sitting up from where he was laying down on and rubbing his eyes while trying to get rid of the sleep in his eyes. When Naruto had yawned, he also wakes up Ryoko that is now looking at him along with everyone else minus Mihoshi as she remained asleep. After Naruto was finished getting the fogginess out of his eyes, he looked around and found Tenchi, Sasami, Washu, Ryoko, Ayeka, and Ryu-Ohki looking at him.

"Umm, Hi," said Naruto as he felt awkward after being stared at.

"So, you finally wake up," said Washu as she smirked as she can finally start questioning him.

"Now that you're awake," said Ryoko as she stands up and started to work an energy sword, "I think I'll pay you back for landing on top of me two days ago."

Seeing this, Naruto could just take the beating like a man would but watching someone make a sword out of nothing made him rethink that. So instead, he quickly got up and started running while sending the cushions flying with Ryoko chasing after him. Everyone except Mihoshi watch as Ryoko try to cut Naruto as said blonde ran for his life. Naruto was unaware that Washu had taken all basic samples from him while he was asleep, but had put Naruto's pants back on at the end. Washu was very eager to make Naruto her guinea-pig after watching him heal from when she took a blood sample. But for now, she'll wait as it would seem Ryoko has some steam to work out on Naruto.

-Timeskip: One Hour Later-

"Thank you so much for stopping that lady," said Naruto as he sits on one of Washu's floating cushions.

"It wasn't a problem," said Washu as she glanced at a tied up Ryoko, "besides we needed to ask you questions."

Right now everyone except for Naruto and Ryoko is dressed up for the day and are currently sitting in front of Naruto. Everyone started to introduce themselves to Naruto, with Washu introducing Ryoko since her mouth is currently covered. Naruto introduced himself in politeness since they have taken their time to do the same to him. Washu didn't waste any time in asking Naruto about the energy that flows through his body. Naruto explained in his best of ability about chakra to them along with making a shadow clone to help things.

"Umm, I have a question," said a confused Mihoshi, "what happens if you use all of this chakra?"

"I can already guess that it," answered Washu sees she see where this is going, "if you force your chakra to zero then you're dead right."

"You're right about that," said Naruto as he blinks in surprised, "you're very smart Washu."

"Well, I am the greatest scientist in the whole universe," said a proud Washu as she puffs out her chest.

"U-Umm, I think I can ask you all something," said Naruto as he gets a mini flashback of meeting Jiraiya.

"Sure, you did answer Little Washu's question," said Tenchi as he smiles at Naruto.

"Am I still in the Elemental Nations," asked Naruto while watching many confused faces.

"I never heard of the Elemental Nations," answered Tenchi as he looks at the girls to see if they heard of it.

"I and Sasami never heard of it Lord Tenchi," said Ayeka with Sasami shaking her head to help confirm it.

"It's on a Planet called Elem," said Washu as she went ahead to show an image of Naruto's planet while also making Naruto become surprised by what Washu can do, "and was classified as an A-class danger zone."

"Oh its that Planet," said Mihoshi in a way that she finally remembered something.

"Why would is it classified as an A-Class danger zone," asked a curious Ayeka.

"Well, it was classified by A-class after seeing some people doing impossible feats," answered Washu as she explains it like a teacher, "I remember the first sighting from the Planet Elem was about between two men."

"What did the two men able to do," asked Sasami while having Ryo-Ohki on her head.

"Well one was able to make and control Wood on an unmeasurable scale," answered Washu as she is unaware about the Fox inside Naruto's mind listening in, "and the other seems to be able to control a giant fox with nine tails."

"Gaki, she's talking about the battle between your damn First Hokage and that bastard Madara Uchiha," said Kyuubi inside Naruto's head.

"WAIT, YOU CAN TALK TO ME IN MY HEAD," asked a surprised Naruto.

"Yes, and when you come back here," said Kyuubi as he starts to growl angrily, "I'M GOING TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS FOR SENDING US TO ANOTHER PLANET!"

"WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING I'M ON ANOTHER PLANET," yelled/asked a panic Naruto as he makes everyone cover their ears except Ryoko as she had to take the full brunt of the yell.

"Ow, that's some strong lungs you have," said Washu as she uncovered her ears, "but to answer your question, yes you are on Planet Earth."

"Aww man, how am I going to get back home," asked Naruto as he starts to panic.

"Wouldn't it be important to get in touch with someone back on your Planet," ask Sasami as she looked at the panicking Naruto.

"Oh Yeah I almost forgot about that," said Naruto as he calms down a bit.

"Wait, isn't your Planet underdevelop," asked Washu as she knows that Planet Elem is underdeveloped compared to Earth.

Naruto didn't listen to Washu before getting off the cushion and bit his thump to make it bleed. The spiky blonde processed to make hands signs and slam his bloody hand on the floor where a seal array appeared before smoke came. Everyone soon heard a new voice coming from the smoke and watched to see a figure appear. As the smoke cleared, it started to show a toad that is twice the size of a regular toad. The toad seems to be orange colored skin with yellow eyes and seems to be wearing a blue jacket.

"For the last time Pervy-sage," said the orange Toad while surprising everyone except Washu as she is intrigued, "Naruto hasn't contacted me, this makes the third time in the row that you summoned me about this!"

"Kichi, man you don't know good to see you," said Naruto as he smiled while picking up Gamakichi.

"Naruto," asked a surprised Gamakichi before growling and then slapping Naruto's face with his tongue. thus making Naruto drop him in surprise, "what the hell took you so long and do you have any idea how many times Jiraiya been summoning to see if any of us had made contact with you?!"

"I'm sorry, but I was resting from my fight with Sasuke," apologized Naruto as he rubbed the spot that he was slapped, "and I was trying to find out where I am."

This seems to make Gamakichi stop his ranting and look around, "Oh yeah, where are we anyway? And Why does it seem like these people look like they never seen a toad talk before?"

"THAT'S BECAUSE WE NEVER HAVE YOU NUMBSKULL," yelled Ryoko as she finally able to speak but is still tired up.

"What do you mean by that lady," asked an angry Gamakichi as he gets reeling up to go and smack Ryoko's face.

"Kichi stop," said Naruto as he holds his friend back from doing something that he might do, "they never seen a talking toad before is because we're on another planet."

Gamakichi looked at Naruto as he thought that he was being pranked, that was before Washu helped show that they are indeed on another planet to show both Earth and their planet. To say the least, Gamakichi looked at Naruto and telling him how unpredictable he was to be sent to another planet, along with calling Naruto a baka. Naruto hung his head at being called a baka before being slapped by Gamakichi's tongue again.

"What was that for," yelled Naruto as he glared at Gamakichi.

"That's for not giving me any snacks to munch on," answered an upset Gamakichi.

"You slapped me over some snacks," yelled Naruto as he gets into Gamakichi's face.

"I'll do it again if I want to," said Gamakichi as he doesn't back down.

The way the two were acting, kinda reminded everyone in the room of how Ryoko and Ayeka would argue but in a more amusing way. It was so amusing that Sasami started to giggle at the scene that the two are showing to them. This had caught the attention of the two boys arguing with each other to turn toward Sasami to see her giggling at them. Gamakichi looked back at Naruto and told him how much prettier Sasami is than Sakura. Of course, Gamakichi only could only compare the two from the time Sakara was trapped in the tree by Gaara's sand.

"By the way, Naruto why are you only in your pants," asked Gamakichi as he seems to see that his spiky blonde friend hasn't realized it yet.

"Huh," was all Naruto said before looking down to see that he is only wearing his pants, "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF MY CLOTHES!?"

"Well about that," said Sasami as she starts to feel embarrassed, "I think they got destroyed after Mihoshi crashed landed last night."

"Crashed landed," asked both Naruto and Gamakichi as they were confused by what was said.

"Some planets had made a method of being able to travel into space," explained Washu as to get the two to understand, "which is a spaceship that goes into space instead of the sea."

"Oh," said both Naruto and Gamakichi as they finally get it.

"But how much damage can a little crashed landing do," asked Naruto as he doesn't see how that could destroy the rest of his clothes.

Washu sighed getting up and making her way somewhere. Both the spiky blonde and toad's eyes widen when a door appears out of thin air with Washu opening it and told everyone to follow her. Everyone got up and followed her through the door with Gamakichi getting on Naruto's head as Ayeka dragged Ryoko along. Naruto and Gamakichi were the last to walk out of the door to see the ruin remains of the house, along with Mihoshi's damaged ship. Naruto then quickly started to start to frantically search for his clothes as he refused to believe that they are destroyed. In his franticness, Gamakichi jumped off Naruto's head and went to stand next to Sasami as they watched Naruto.

After a few minutes of searching and moving rubble, he finally found his jacket and looked to one piece. Naruto was about to celebrate after picking his jacket up and holding it in the air. That is before his jacket turned to ashes with Naruto watching it in frozen pause with his mouth open. After a few seconds, Naruto started to cry anime tears at the loss of his jacket as he walked toward the group.

"Man that got to suck Naruto," said Gamakichi as he feels sorry for his friend, "but why was it in the house?"

"There were holes in both his jacket and shirt," explained Tenchi as he feels that it was his fault that happened, "and planned to have Ayeka fix them today."

"But instead it got destroyed by her," said Naruto as he points at Mihoshi as she nervously laughed.

"Cheer up Naruto," said Gamakichi as he jumps onto Naruto's head, "at least you still have your pants and no one did anything to you in your sleep."

That last part made everyone besides Naruto and Gamakichi to turn toward Washu, who saw this and awkwardly chuckled. Naruto and Gamakichi looked at her with the spiky blonde asking Washu what did she do to him. Washu simply said that she just needed all the kind of samples so she can do a basic analysis. Naruto starts to blush and is gasping like a fish out of water. Naruto maybe an idiot but he's not that dumb since Tsunade and Shizune done his physical exam after coming back to the village. And that included the part that involved his family jewels. Naruto had to ask Washu why did she do that without his consent at all. All Washu said was that it was for the sake of science before processed to go about getting the house fixed up.

"What was that about Naruto," asked Gamakichi as he was confused what got his friend mad.

"Gamakichi I very much don't want to talk about it," said Naruto as he wants to take his mind off that thought.

"Alright but I think I'll leave you to your thing," said Gamakichi as he jumped off Naruto's head, "and I'll pass on the message to the other toad incase Pervy-sage summon one of us."

With that Gamakichi took his leave and disappeared in a puff of smoke so that he can go back home. Naruto sighed as it would seem that he'll be stuck on Earth for the time being since he pretty much not going to have Mihoshi take him back home. He can just see him somehow dying because of Mihoshi by looking at the destroyed house. He can just imagine how his death will be like from a crash landing cause by Mihoshi's forgetfulness. With nothing to do, he walked over to Washu to see if she need some help rebuilding the house.

"Hey Washu," said Naruto as he watched the pink-haired scientist talk away on her transparent keyboard, "you need some help rebuilding the place?"

"Well, it would help to have a crew help make it faster," answered Washu before suddenly remembering about Naruto making the Shadow clone, "umm, Naruto how many clones can you make?"

"I could maybe make a hundred clones," answered Naruto before flinching at a devilish grinning Washu.

"You shouldn't have said that baka," said Kyuubi in Naruto's mind.

"Right now, I hope she doesn't find out about you," thought Naruto.

"What afraid that she'll hate you," asked a bored Kyuubi.

"No, I'm afraid that she might do tests on me," answered a scared Naruto.

"...That might make even me scared," said Kyuubi as he can tell that it would be hell that Washu finds out, "before you make clones, get something to cover your stomach."

Naruto didn't have to look for long since Tenchi walked up to him and gave him a shirt that seems to a little big for him. The spiky blonde happily accepted the shirt and put it on while hearing Tenchi apologized to him for what happened to the rest of his clothes. Naruto had told him that it was alright before going to help Washu with building the house. Naruto wasn't sure when he will go back home but for the time being, he'll help the people have just met for the time being.

-Location change: Planet Elem, Hokage's office-

It has been almost two whole days since Naruto has been sucked into that black hole, and it had been hectic. Shizune and Tsunade had stabilized and healed both Neji Hyuuga and Choji Akimichi of their injuries. The least injured shinobi that when on the retrieval mission was Kiba Inuzuka, Akamaru, and Shikamaru Nara. The first two had to be put on bed rest for a few weeks before going back on duty. Shikamaru's only injury was a broken finger that was put into a sprain. After a few minutes later, came Kakashi carrying an unconscious Sasuke. Tsunade had to make Shizune and Kakashi keep an eye on Sasuke as they put the Uchiha into a private room with two ANBU stationed outside the door while she goes and makes a meeting to decide the Uchiha's punishment.

Before she left the hospital, Kakashi gave her a short report of what he saw when he has gotten to the Valley Of The End. To say the least, Tsunade was not happy about the unknown fate of her favorite hyperactive blonde. When Tsunade attended the meeting and told everyone that the meeting was about Sasuke's punishment, most of the civilian council was in an uproar that their Hokage would punish the last Uchiha. These were the civilians that have worshipped Sasuke just because he was the last Uchiha in Konoha. They were quickly quieted by Tsunade who was releasing killer instinct at them. They then spent two hours on what to do with Sasuke's punishment and they have not gotten anywhere.

Most of the ideas were either too harsh or too soft for the Uchiha, while the rest of the ideas were the Uchiha worshippers trying to convince everyone that Sasuke shouldn't get punished. That stopped after everyone's eardrums almost burst after a pink haired civilian woman yelled at them to think clearly. After everyone's hearing came back, Danzo said that they should make put Sasuke on probation with his Sharingan seal away for six months along with making him do the Tora mission for all those months by himself. This seems to have satisfied everyone, except for the Sasuke worshippers.

It wasn't until the next morning that Tsunade had to tell her former teammate Jiraiya about Naruto. To say the least, he was not happy about that at all, but already know that Naruto is still alive from looking at the summoning scroll. Since then, he has been summoning toads very so often to see if they have made contact with the spiky blonde. She just hopes no one has found out that Naruto is missing during the rest of the day. It wasn't until the very next morning that Jiraiya, Kakashi, and Shizune are in her office to discuss what to do.

"Lady Tsunade what are we going to do," asked a slightly panic Shizune as she looks at her mentor, "pretty soon people will notice that Naruto-Kun is missing and start asking questions."

"I think that's a little late Shizune," said Kakashi as he sighed, "everyone that was involved in the Sasuke retrieval had asked me where Naruto is."

"For now let just hope that none of the villagers find out," said Tsunade before sighing and placing a hand on her forehead, "kami forbid the advisors and Danzo knowing."

As if some god wanted to mess with them, a knock on the door was heard from the door. Everyone looked at the door while listening to Tsunade tell whoever is at the door to enter. When the door opened up to show who it was, everyone was inwardly cursing at what god they managed to anger. The one that walked into the office was none other than Danzo the war hark as he closed the door behind him. Tsunade kept her face neutral and asked Danzo why was in her office as she needed to make up some excuse for Naruto being missing. Danzo had simply asked about the where about of their local jinchuuriki. This made everyone tense as it seems that Danzo has come aware of Naruto's absence in the village. Before Tsunade could either lie to the crippled old man or outright make him leave her office, a puff of smoke appeared on her desk. This caught everyone's attention with the smoke clearing to show a messager toad and Gamakichi.

"What is going on," asked Jiraiya as he looks at the two toads, "why are you two here?"

"We're here because it seems that Naruto summoned Gamakichi," answered the messager toad, "and thought that it would be appropriate to have time tell you about what happened to Naruto."

"That's the right thing to do," said Danzo as he walked forward to join the other three, "it's better to hear from the mouth of the person."

"Go ahead and tell us where Naruto is Gamakichi," said Jiraiya after he sighed after knowing that Danzo won't leave.

"Well, about Naruto's location," said a slightly nervous Gamakichi, "he's somehow not in the Elemental Nations."

"What do you mean by that," asked confused Shizune, "is he on another continent?"

"Is Naruto stranded on an Island," asked Kakashi as he was worried about his student.

"Did he somehow ended up on an Island full of just beautiful women," asked Jiraiya as he grinned while ignoring a glare from Tsunade.

"None of the above," answered Gamakichi before shaking his head at Jiraiya, "it's more like he's on another planet."

"On another planet," said Tsunade as she looked at Gamakichi, "you better not be helping Naruto to prank us."

"Its, not a prank," said Gamakichi as he turned around to look at Tsunade, "he really is on another planet."

"Are you sure that it's not a prank Gamakichi," asked Jiraiya as he was skeptical of the idea of Naruto being on another planet with life on it.

"He's telling us the truth," said Danzo from his spot.

Everyone looked at Danzo in surprise before looking shocked to see the normally fearless crippled old man looking pale white. This was a first for everyone to see this man look pale and Tsunade had to ask him how he knows that Gamakichi is telling the truth. All Danzo said that he and the deceased Hiruzen Sautobi had met someone that was from space a little after the second great shinobi war. Shizune and Tsunade didn't dare have Danzo tell them who this person was at risk of the man having a heart attack. Gamakichi processed to tell everyone where Naruto is along with who he's staying with. After Gamakichi finished, Jiraiya had thanked him for telling them where Naruto is before letting the toads leave.

"W-Well at least we know where Naruto is," said still shocked Shizune, "but how is he going to get back here?"

"Couldn't Naruto be reversed summon back here," asked Kakashi as he looks at Jiraiya.

"Normally he could," answered Jiraiya as he sighed, "but Gamakichi is still too young to do the reverse summoning."

"I doubt he's that stupid to have this Mihoshi woman being him back," said Tsunade as she remembers Gamakichi's telling how klutzy she is from looking at her ship.

"I think having him away from the Elemental Nations would be good for the time being," said Danzo as he gets everyone's attention, "let's not forget that there are people after the boy."

"While that is true," said Tsunade as she sighed, "he can't stay away from the village forever."

Kakashi choice that time to butt in and said that Naruto doesn't have to be away forever, just until he's strong enough to take care of himself. Tsunade nodded at that while looking at Jiraiya and asked him if it was possible for him to be summoned to where Naruto is. Jiraiya nodded his head as it was possible to do but asked what she was thinking with that information. Tsunade smirked and answered that he would be training Naruto to be ready for the Akatsuki. Everyone agreed to that and it could help keep people from asking where Naruto is. Danzo then asked Jiraiya if there was a way to have someone go with him. Jiraiya narrowed his eyes at the old war hark and asked why does he want to know.

He answered that they could send someone with him in any case that the tailed beast might try to get out. He also explained while he trusts Jiraiya's skill as a seal master, it wouldn't hurt to have someone else there to keep things under control. Everyone nodded at that explanation before Tsunade dismissed Jiraiya while also telling the toad sage to get things ready for when he'll be training Naruto. Jiraiya nodded and made his way out of the office via jumping out an open window. Tsunade looked at Danzo and asked if he has something else to say.

"I was also going to discuss with you of having someone to keep a close eye on the Uchiha," said Danzo.

"I cannot have an ANBU keep watch on him for 24/7," said Tsunade as she stares at the old hark, "nor when he's out of the village."

"I never said it had to be ANBU," explained Danzo while pulling out a file and handed it to her, "nor anyone that the Uchiha have seen or know."

Tsunade opened the file and look what is inside it while listening to Danzo explain his idea when the Uchiha's punishment is over since he has a feeling that Sasuke might try to go to Orochimaru again at the first chance he gets. Tsunade couldn't help but agree with the old war hark as Sasuke is a flight risk since the Uchiha is power hungry. Kakashi chose to say that they might be able to keep Sasuke in the village if they convince him that his brother will try to come after Naruto in the near future.

"Still Danzo why would you want this Sai kid to be Sasuke's warrant," asked a suspicious Tsunade.

"Call it an experiment to see if the boy can socialize with people," answered Danzo before showing a big frown, "and to get him away from me."

"Get him away from you," asked a confused Shizune.

"Its back when I still recruiting children for my ROOT program before Hiruzen stopped me," answered Danzo before sighing as he continues, "but now I wished he stopped me sooner."

"How bad can the kid be," asked Kakashi as he doesn't see how a kid could make Danzo be regrating.

"He has a very bad sense of humor," answered Danzo while placing a hand on his face, "and he unknowingly somehow pushes peoples buttons in a bad way."

"He driving you crazy isn't he," asked Tsunade as she remembers all the times that Naruto drove her crazy.

Danzo just nodded his head while also advised that Jiraiya improve the seal on Sasuke's curse mark. Tsunade nodded her head and watched Danzo leave her office as she starts discussing with Kakashi on what to do for the time being that Naruto is away with the substitute that Danzo had suggested to watch Sasuke.

Omake:

"Well, this sucks," thought one awake Sasuke as he tried to block out his two fangirls, "the dope stopped me from going to Orochimaru, but now I have to listen to Sakura's talking for who knows long."

Sasuke is still laying in his hospital bed while Sakura and Ino are arguing on who to feed him. It was only one day that he has to awaken from his dreamless sleep and was told of his punishment. To him, he thought it was fair enough and that they could take of done worse to him. Sasuke at the very least thought that they were going to seal his chakra away and strip him of his shinobi status. Sasuke did think that only having him to chase after Tora by himself was downright cruel to do to him since he was the second person that demon cat scratch him beside Naruto. It didn't scratch Sakura at all for some unknown reason whenever they were given the mission.

"Let see, there's no doubt that the village's security will be tight now after me trying to leave," thought Sasuke as he looked out the window, "and keeping a closer eye on me, at least I got to watch Kakashi chew out Sakura for talking bad about the dope."

Sasuke couldn't help but think what had happened to Naruto after he had blacked out. All he and the rest of the genins were told that Naruto was somewhere in the hospital, but wasn't allowed to visit him at all. Sasuke looked over at the two arguing fangirls and sighed before as he thinks of somehow making those two to leave him alone. He suddenly had an idea that could get them to get him alone and maybe make them get over him.

The young Uchiha started to put his idea into action as he called the two fangirl's names. He then started to tell them that they weren't real kunoichis at all, along with comparing saying that even Naruto could beat them if he wasn't scared of making them angry with him. The end result that Sasuke got was the two girls swearing to get stronger and leaving his room, but he didn't see them hitting his head with Sakura knocking him unconscious from her punch. Sasuke finally found out how hard Sakura can hit and now owe Naruto an apology along with wondering how hard was the spiky blonde's head.