Pregnant....What the heck?!
Naruto: I'm not gunna be in this story! It's ridicules, I'm a dude!
Me: Sorry but... you wanted the fame.
Naruto: This isn't fair! You don't own me!
Me: That's right disclaimer please?
Sakura: Misty-chan does not own Naruto!
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" kuyubi/ summons/ inner talking"
" talking "
'thinking'
Chapter 1:
Green sapphire eyes opened to the daylight as it shone through her window. She woke up to her sleeping fiancé on the other side of her bed, belly rising in a smooth rhythm. She got up from bed to prepare for the day ahead of her, the day she would have a checkup to see if she was awaiting a child. Naruto and Sakura have been together for three years now and thought it was the right time to start raising a family, and after that they would get married after the child was born. This was her 3rd pregnancy check this year and the results have been negative. Was there any hope? Well, today she would find out for sure because they worked hard last week.
" Naruto...wake up it's time to go." Said Sakura but no answer came from the blond, he just turned his back towards her mumbling "chbnsjdos slty hrm".
It was time for plan B, the violent shake technique. "NARUTO!!!!!!" She violently shook him back and forth like a rag doll, then his eyes shot open as if he saw a bowl of ramen on the table.
" Ahhh!!!!, s-s sorry Sakura-chan" He stammered as he got up from bed and changed into his normal, everyday, black T-shirt and orange pants, and Sakura got into a red pokadot dress.
Now every morning Sakura got him into the habit of brushing his hair due to the fact that it made him look like a shaggy dog. Now his hair reached just above his eyes. It looked pretty much like the fourth's, but just hung down more. As for Sakura she let her hair grow out again and now reached to the end of her spine.
" Hurry up Naruto, you know what Tsunade-sama is like when we're late, and it's not pretty ".
" Aren't we gunna have some breakfast?" he looked at her in question as he slipped on his last sandal.
" There's no time for breakfast! We got to go now" she said as she took him by the collar and shook him. " Besides don't you want to know the results?!"
"oh don't worry Sakura, based on how you're acting you have to be pregnant..." Sakura let go of him and ran down stairs.
" Good point! Lets go sweetie!!! " she said then she sprinted out the door.
" Wow, I never saw sakura like this before... I bet I'm rubbing off on her, haha! "
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"Ok... I'll just take these samples and I'll get back to you in a second Sakura." said Shizune " Naruto you can come back in now!"
" So how did it go Sakura-chan?" He sat down next to her and leaned his head on her shoulder" ( A/N: Naruto doesn't grow any taller then 5 foot 9, 1 inch taller then sakura, in this fanfic for specific reasons later on in the chapter. It's ok to be on the short side sometimes. Sigh... )
" uh no, not yet she's testing some samples right now " She leaned over and kissed him on the forehead. 'I hope it's positive...'
1 hour later
" Here are the results you guys " She sat down on the chair and flipped through a couple papers on a clip bored. " sigh.... sorry guys but the results again are negative, I don't know what to tell you..."
" What! Why!? " He said as he slightly lifted off his chair
" I guess you guys aren't... trying hard enough? " they sweat dropped at this.
" I think it would be best for you two to adopt a child, I mean there are tons of children in need of a home now a days " she suggested
" I guess your right.." Sakura said in a low and sad tone making her way to the door. Her hands shook as she turned the door nob, then turned her head around and smiled her usual fake smile, one Naruto had seen when Sasuke left the village. " It's fine...". By the looks of it nothing was fine. Her heart had been shattered in a million pieces, the truth was too much for her.
" Sakura, don't worry about it there's always next time" He flashed his foxy smile at her but this time it didn't have it's usual affect.
" Lets go home Naruto we can stop by the Ichiraku's, my treat." She walked out the door and went down the hall.
' Sakura...'
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Later that night...
" I'll have a miso ramen please!" Naruto said, waiting for Sakura to order.
" I'll have a shrimp ramen with extra naruto please " For three minutes she thought about what happened in the hospital then suddenly...
" Here's your order, eat up!" The old man said with zeal.
" You bet!" Naruto started slurping down his ramen, then he felt as if he was going to throw up and spat it out wile clenching onto his stomach. " Oh my stomach, Not trying to be mean or anything old man but that ramen was completely repulsive!"
" WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" He said then looked at Naruto with complete shock.
" Naruto are you feeling alright? We all know you love ramen." said Sakura.
" Uuhhg, I don't know I just feel.... queasy, oh no.. ough " Naruto has just vomited all over the counter and all over the old cooks face. "Oh gosh, sorry buddy... Ough!!" Again he barfs in the cooks face, the force of the fluid crashing on his face like a hose.
" Oh dear kami-sama Are you alright Naruto?! lets go home and get you cleaned up..." Sakura leaves the money on the counter and carries Naruto home with the help of her chakra."
" Ayame... Help me clean up please..." ' they are both dead meat'
" Yes sir!"
At Naruto and Sakura's apartment...
" Sorry I wrecked our date Sakura, I don't know what happened." He felt really bad that they couldn't have a baby, and soiling their date just made it worse for him. " I-"
" It's fine Naruto," she cuts him off " you had me worried back there" Then she hugs him. " come on we have some work to do...".
" Hehe I get it"
Morning
" yawn... good morning Sakura-chan..." He said walking down the stairs "I don't know why but I'm really in the mood for some pizza."
" Pizza, what the heck is that? " she said with her hands on her hips.
" I don't know... hay Sakura do I look fat to you? I mean my clothes feel so tight.."
" What do you mean? Your clothes are loose Naruto stop acting silly" She tuned back around and continued making breakfast for the two of them when...
" Oh god no, you think I look fat, is that it?" He said starting to tear up in front of her.
" sheesh Naruto cut it out." She said with a slight giggle. " Your not getting fat, anyway I promised Ino I would have brunch with her today. Will you be ok by yourself tonight?
" Sure Sakura-chan no problem, just pick up some pizza for me wile your out ok? "
" Ok for the last time what is pizza Naruto? I've never heard of it before, is it that American food they announce on T.V? "
" yah that's it!"
" well, ok then see you later, I'll be back at ten."
" Bye"
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Later with Ino and Sakura...
" So forehead - chan, how did your check go? " Ino said looking from the menu to Sakura
" Not so well, again the results were negative, I think we are never going to have a child..." She starts to tear up a bit now.
" Well, you can always ad- " Ino noticed how upset Sakura was about this. Maybe it really was impossible for them to raise a family the way they want to.
" Ino, we can't do that! " she said slamming her hands on the table attracting some unwanted attention "Naruto and I already had it planned out. We were going to have a baby girl, and name her M-Mariko..." Sakura said between sobs. " She would h-have my hair his p-perfect tanned skin and vibrant hazel eyes, a mix of blue and green, a mixture of us Ino! Don't you understand!? "
Ino jumped as her voice was herd through the entire restaurant. Luckily the waiter came before any more chaos would erupt. He walked over hesitantly and asked the two kunoichi for their orders.
" How may I serve you two young ladies today?" he said bowing down slightly
" We will just have the morning's special sir, oh and get her a lemonade and I'll take a beer " with that said, he walked off into the kitchen to ready the order.
" Sakura, sometimes life isn't how we want it to be, because of that we try to stay strong. Crying won't get you anywhere, you know that as well as I do."
" Your right Ino, I'm sorry for snapping at you..." She said, her head facing down at the table.
" come on Sakura, cheer up and enjoy yourself! We didn't come here to just mope around, ok?"
" right "
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Back to Naruto...
Naruto was feeling quite strange today so he payed a visit to the over sized vixen sealed inside of him. bright and colorful halls opened up, wait a minute colorful? Since when!!?
' Dam it! Why do I feel so fat all of a sudden?! Kuyubi, aren't you supposed to take care of that stuff ?! '
" Pipe down kit, can't you see I'm trying to sleep, god dang it"
' What?! you too? '
" Man I've been feeling really tired lately, Must be because of the...."
' Oh cut it out and answer me, why aren't you doing your normal job Kuyubi-chan? And why the hell is it so colorful in here? And why wont that stupid " Rock-a bye baby" song stop playing!?'
" Beats me... Must be something you ate now, shoo I'm tired...yawn."
' Uhh! sometimes you really tick me off fir ball!'
" GET OUT! " She then stuck a claw out of her cage and swiped him away.
" geez what's gotten into her today? "
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Well, that's the first chapter! Well tell me what you think, and if there's anything you think I could do better at just R&R
A note from Misty~