I've had this idea in my head for at least a few weeks now and it's killing me so, I decided to do something about that. So, here it is!
Drunken Love
It started as a somewhat harmless joke, give her a little liquor for a few laughs, you know, for fun, but it changed to so much more when the unexpected happens.
Chapter 1: That Night
"Heh heh." Laughed a figure. "This is gonna be good."
"I don't think is this a good idea." Another said.
"Oh come on Gaara, lighten up. It's just some harmless fun." Laughed Kankuro. "What could go wrong?"
Gaara simply grunted and turned away, still a bit uneasy because he was forced to leave the gourd behind, although Temari and Kankuro both knew that the sand was near, just in case.
The sand trio was on a night on the town; in this case it was Konoha. The sand trio was at the bar, almost ready to call it a night. The bar was rather large with brown walls, many tables with many of them full and a red counter which the bartender worked behind. The smell of alcohol was strong in the air, today was one of the more, 'active' days. The sand brothers Gaara and Kankuro were sitting in the corner, on a stretch black leather sofa. The sofa was rather soft and comfortable cansidering it's ragged look, although not all the chairs looked like this. In fact, this was the only one which did. Gaara was wearing a simple red short sleeved shirt which matched his hair and a pair of long dress pants while Kankuro was sporting a dark purple jacket and a pair of three quarter jeans. The other member of the sand trio, Temari, had taken this time to take a quick trip to the bathroom.
"Hey, bartender!" Kankuro said loudly as he raised his hand. "I'd like to order a couple of drinks."
One of the bartenders turned to him. He was rather… large to say the least. He had a white apron but it had might as well been black. The apron had brown, yellow, red, in fact every colour of the rainbow on that apron. "Yeah. What can I get you?"
"A can of soda and a shot of brandy."
The bartender raised and eyebrow. "Aren't you a little young for that kind of liquor?"
"Oh no, it's not for me." He lied. "It's for my sister; she just went to the bathroom to powder her nose so she told me to order the drink for her."
"Whatever." The bartender said as he put the drinks on the counter. He places two glasses on the counter. One was empty and the other had the Brandy in it. He also put a can of Coke on the counter as well. "Just make sure she drinks it."
"Don't worry, she will." Kankuro said under his voice as he got up and took the can and glasses.
He quickly walked over to the sofa where Gaara was sitting. He placed the drinks on the table and quickly sat down.
"Gaara has Temari come back out yet?"
"… No…"
"Great." Kankuro replied. He quickly opened the Coke. "This should be amusing."
Gaara turned and looked over his shoulder towards the women's restrooms. The door slowly opened and a blonde haired girl walked out. She was wearing a black jacket with pockets on the sides, a white tank top underneath and a black shirt which went across her left knee and came down a little lower than her right knee. Her hair was not done into her usual hairstyle but she instead let it hang naturally and combed it down.
"She's coming." Gaara said dryly.
"What?" Kankuro said nervously. He was now adding some of the Brandy to the Coke. "You said she wasn't out yet!"
"She just came out."
"Crap…"
The final member of the sound trio was walking towards the sofa. Her eyes glanced over at her brothers. Gaara was watching her and Kankuro was doing something on the table. What's Kankuro doing now?
"She's watching you." Gaara reported. "And she's almost here."
Kankuro immediately dumped the rest of the Brandy into the Coke and poured some into the empty glass. He then sat up right in the 'I'm a good boy' pose, sitting upright in the chair with his hands together on the table.
Temari stood at the table before Gaara and Kankuro. "Ok," She said putting her hand on her hip. "What were you up to?"
"Who? Me?" Kankuro said looking around. "I was just…" His eyes flew threw the table. He then recognised that the glass had a straw. "I was just having a drink."
"And you were leaning so close to the table?"
"Um… The 'tender gave me a short straw." Yeah that'll work.
Temari watched him and raised an eyebrow. "O, K…" She then sat down across from Kankuro. "Is that your drink?" She said as she pointed to the can.
"Oh no!" He said as he raised his hands. "I got that one just for you."
Temari raised an eyebrow again. "This isn't a trick is it? Cause last time I fell for one of those I didn't sleep for a week."
"Don't worry. It's nothing like that." Kankuro assured her.
"Alright then." Temari said as if she didn't quite buy Kankuro's act yet. She then reached for the can. "Don't mind if I do."
She grabbed the can and brought it towards her. I was kinda thirsty anyway. She glanced at Kankuro, who was trying not to look too eager, was looking away and Gaara… well… was being Gaara. Seems safe enough. She assured herself as she raised the can to her mouth.
Kankuro was looking in the corner of his eye. Yes! She's drinking it… This is gonna be good! He said excitedly to himself, while keeping a straight face.
Gaara simply grunted for he knew the outcome of what was about to happen.
She was about to drink it when, "Wait, is it me or does this smell… different?" She said as she sniffed the can a few times.
Kankuro laughed. "I think it's just you."
She raised an eyebrow. "It's always 'just me'." Temari mumbled underneath her voice. "That's what he said last time…" Oh well, what's life if you don't live a little. Temari finally told herself as she began to drink the concoction.
Stage one complete! Now it's for stage two…
Gaara still said nothing, but he was now paying attention.
Temari stopped. "Is it me, or does this taste better than usual." She said happily. "And I don't even like Coke." She was now drinking it down as if it was her favourite drink, quickly. She then slammed the empty can on the desk.
Yup. Stage one is complete. Kankuro said to himself.
"Wow, I could use another. Kankuro could you buy another one for me?" Temari asked as she swung her arm towards Kankuro.
"Umm… That was the last one?" He answered a little unsure of what he was saying.
"Ah man…" She said as she slouched in the couch.
"Kankuro," Gaara finally said. "I think it didn't work."
Temari suddenly started giggling softly.
"Don't write me off yet Gaara." Kankuro replied seeing that.
"That guy over there fell." She said as she lazily raised her hand to point.
Her hand pointed at a man who had just fallen on his side. The guy's shirt was badly ruffled and his tie was almost on his back. He was just lying there twitching on the ground, obviously from having too much 'fun' with his friends, who themselves, where standing around laughing.
Gaara turned over and looked at the laughing people. "It didn't work."
Kankuro sighed. "Oh well," He then mumbled underneath his voice. "And she said she couldn't handle alcohol…"
Temari then began giggling again, this time louder than before. "I can't." She said with a smile. He face then began to turn serious. "Wait a minute," She said as she slowly started to get up. "You mean to tell me, what I just had," She was now standing up but was a little tipsy. "Was ALCOHOL!!!"
"Well, um…" Kankuro said softly. I am so dead… Temari's gonna kill me…
Temari pulled her fist back to strike. Kankuro prepared his face for impact… Gaara, well, did nothing, as usual.
Fwap!!
"Ouch!!"
"You liar! And keep still so I can hit you." The swerving kunoichi said. Her fist had passed Kankuro's face, clearly. Kankuro hadn't moved and inch away from her, in fact he actually brought his face closer to her.
"Um, Temari. I haven't moved."
"Liar." Temari said now swaying side to side. "Next you're going to tell me 'You are not the father.'" She said as she swung her hand to point at Kankuro.
"Kankuro, I think this has gone far enough." Gaara said as he folded his arms.
"Yeah, I thought this was going to be a whole lot funnier." Kankuro said folding his arms. "Well, at least funnier for me…"
Temari swung her arms and pushed down on Kankuro's arm. "Oh shut up!" She said merrily. "Ah I remember when you were younger…"
"Oh no…"
"When you were about 5 or 6? The time you were taking long time in the bathroom,"
"No, shut up! Shut up!! Stop talking!!! Please shut the hell up!!!!" Kankuro started as he realised where this was going.
"Continue." Gaara said as he turned to look at Temari.
"I thought he was sick so I opened the door." She then started to giggle. "Then, I saw him there on the toilet, playing in his 'thing'. He was so ashamed after that that he avoided me for a week." She said as she finished with a laugh.
Some laughter came from behind them. Apparently, the people seating near had heard, and enjoyed the story.
"Why does this always happen to me?" Kankuro said as he held his head low.
"Really?" Gaara said as he unfolded his arms. He chuckled. "That's kind of amusing." He said rather dryly.
Temari gasped loudly and placed her hand on her chest. She then leaned too forward towards Gaara and said,"OMG! Gaara laughed?! Gaara laughed!?! You never laugh!! In fact, I didn't think you knew how to."
Gaara gave Temari a weird look, as if he was raising his eyebrows or something in the sort.
The laughter grew. Now with more people watching, laughing and somehow drinking.
"Gaara," Kankuro whispered. "Let's Temari out of here fast before she says more embarrassing stories, especially about me."
"Too late."
Three men who were obviously more drunk than drunk itself then quickly stepped up to Kankuro.
"Oh!"
"Oh!"
"Oh!" They sang in unison.
"What now?"
"Masturbation Masturbation!
All so very fun and super slimy!
Bringing fun, where ever it goes!
Everybody m-!!"
Kankuro leaped to his feet. "SHUT UP!!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!" He then forcefully shoved the three men so hard that they collided with another table, though, they didn't seem to care too much. In fact, they laughed more. "COME ON!! I WAS A KID!!!"
"Actually," Gaara started as he turned his head. "That's not what I was talking about."
Temari was leaning over a seat telling another story, this one about Kankuro as well. Her legs where the only thing keeping her up on the chair with the rest of her body mid-air with her hands keeping it up by resting on someone else's table. "Then, after the girl he had a crush on yelled at him, he ran home and then into his room crying. He cried so loud and for so long that the Kazekage came to our house that week to complain about his crying!"
Laughter roared through the bar, with more than half of the people laughing pointing at Kankuro and the other half most likely falling off their chairs. Laughter also came from people who weren't listening, but that was mostly from the perverts looking at Temari and telling jokes or 'stories' between each other.
"Oh come on!! I was seven!!!" Kankuro yelled as he tried to hide behind his seat.
"Hmm…" Gaara said. "For a drunken woman that girl is fast."
"What!? She's telling another one!?" Kankuro asked in freight.
"No." Gaara said as he pointed past were Temari was. "She's on the move."
The female member of the sand trio had abandoned her previous spot and was now sliding over people's tables heading towards the bartender. Whistles, shouts, yells like 'Hey that was my drink!!!' and other comments came from the people whose table she went over, some comments being ok and others… better left unmentioned. Also, one or two people did more than look. Ok, ok, it was more than one or two. Alright, a lot more than one or two people but, that's a story for another day.
"Oh no," Kankuro said in horror. "What now!?"
Temari then slid over the final table.
Thud!!
A giggle then followed. Then more laughter came from Temari's new admirers.
The girl then slowly stepped towards the 'tender, swaying her hips and pushing her chest out.
"Oh crap, Gaara." Kankuro said getting up. "I think its best we get Temari and go home before she does something she and more likely I might regret."
"Ok," Gaara said sitting down looking towards Temari. "Good luck with that."
"Gaara, I said we. That's means you're coming too."
Gaara stood up. "Whatever."
Temari was now at the bartender's counter. She rested on the counter and pushed her chest forward. "I've been watching you…"
"Ok seriously," Kankuro said as he manoeuvred through the tables and spilt drinks. "What the hell is she doing?"
"I know you've had you eye on me for some time now."
The bartender, who was wiping a glass now actually realising that it was him Temari was talking to, then raised his head. "Wha?"
"Don't play dumb with me, you."
"No seriously, what?"
Temari then turned and sat down on one of the stools. "I said, don't play dumb."
The bartender put the glass down. "Listen lady, I don't know what you're talking ab-!"
Temari suddenly pushed her onto the counter and leaded over, again, a bit too over. She then wrapped her hand in the bartender's shirt. "Oh shut up!" She then softened and voice and put a smile on her face. "And kiss me you fat, ugly and sexy man."
"You know, that's the same thing my ex wife told me."
She was about to ram the bartender's face into hers when suddenly,
"Temari stop!!" Kankuro said finally emerging from the crowd of tables. "Don't do that."
This 'displeased' the viewers.
"OH shut the HELL up!!"
"Yeah ya fun sucker!!"
"Move man you're blocking the best part!!!"
Were just some of the um, 'appropriate' yelled that came from the angry crowd. Some of whom were actually recording it on their phone, others, savouring the moment with their eyes.
"Temari, stop." Kankuro said slowly walking closer to her. "Let's not do anything you might regret."
Temari then threw the bartender away from her. "Nah, this is too much fun!" She said as she back flipped over the rest of the stools by the counter and landed in front of the doors. She then leaned forward towards the doors and slapped her backside.
This made the crowd happy again.
"Kiss my ass!!" She said with one final spank. The then leaped out of the doors.
Kankuro chased after her. "Gaara, can't you stop her or something!?!"
Gaara grunted as he jumped out of the doors. The sound of moving sound them came from a nearby alley.
Temari was standing on the sidewalk across the road. Gaara, the middle of that road and Kankuro just emerged form the bar. The only thing keeping Temari visible was a flashing street light, and not even that kept her anything near fully visible. Behind Temari were some large trees and bushes.
"Gaara stop her before she gets away!!"
Gaara raised his arms, and then properly positioned them, one across his body and the other stretching straight out. "Sand, get her!" Gaara pushed his arm forward.
Sand suddenly rushed from two alleys next to the bar and blasted at Temari.
A giggle came from the kunoichi.
The street light then went off.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"Gaara quick!" Kankuro said as he ran to the sand. Gaara slowly walked to the large mass of sand. "Ok Gaara, remove the sand over her head."
The sand started to move. Suddenly, the sand then moved to reveal red.
"Gaara!!!" Kankuro shouted in worry. "I said stop her not kill her!!! What have you don't to my-?"
The red then started to move, and then a head popped out. A male head. With red hair.
"Sister…" Kankuro said lowering his head in shame.
"What did I do!?!"
"Gaara let him go."
The sand then reseeded to reveal a man, the same height as Temari with a piece of chicken in his hand and in the other hand, a packet of ketchup, no doubted from a fast food restaurant. The ketchup has burst open and spurted all over his face and neck.
"Man if you wanted a piece, you shoulda just taken it!!" The man said as he pushed the chicken leg forward.
"Sorry, my bad."
The man then screwed his face and began to walk away. "What's the world come to when a damn man can't walk down the dang road and eat his chicken without being ATTACKED BY SAND!!!!" He mumbled. He also began to mumble other things underneath his breath as well.
"Oh great," Kankuro said looking at the treetops. "Temari got away…"
Giggling then rang through the forest as if it was mocking Kankuro.
"Oh yeah, sure. Mock me why don't you!!!" he shouted at the forest. Man this is just not my day…
It was last at night, or, at least late to be out. About 9:30 – 10:30 to be exact. A certain spiky haired boy was walking home from the training grounds after a hard day of training. Yes, a very hard day of training. Sakura wouldn't just shut up to him and Naruto was actually starting to catch up to him, well, at least this was the first time he noticed. Yes, the famous Uchiha was walking home, alone, after finally ditching the fan girls and Sakura. He was walking in his trademark blue shirt and white short pants with his hands in his pants.
He was a good distance from his house when the bushed started to rustle.
"Who's there?" He asked as he stood back.
No reply. The bushes simply rustled again.
"I said, who's there? Show yourself!" He ordered.
But, the bushed just rustled again, still no answer.
"You asked for it." Sasuke said as he began to perform some hand signs.
Fwap, fwap fwap!! He ended with a tiger sign (the one with the two fingers, index and middle, up together).
Fire style, fire ball jutsu!!
He raised his fingers to his mouth; he took in a deep breath and leaned back, then…
"Ahh!!!" A girl stumbled out of the bushes. She had blonde hair, a black jacket, white tank top underneath and a black shirt. Yes, it was who you think it is.
Oh great, another one. He said to himself.
He dropped his hands and slowly breathed out. "Why didn't you say something?"
Temari simply giggled. "I don't know." She said like a little school girl with a smile.
"Ok, then." Sasuke said as he started to walk to her. "I'll be going now."
The girl then suddenly started to sway and fell off her feet.
Sasuke dashed forward and caught her before she hit the ground.
Temari giggled again. "Wow." She said as she raised her hand. "You sure are fast." She slowly passed her hand on Sasuke's shirt and on his arms. "And you're strong too, and not too shabby looking."
Shabby looking?
Sasuke then slowly put her back on her feet. "You should be able to make your way home right?"
Temari then giggled more. "Yeah," She said as she moved to an 'embarrassed' position.
What's with all the giggling? "Ok then." Sasuke said. As he was about to turn around when the kunoichi fell again. He caught her again.
Hmm… She's intoxicated, I can tell. Great. Well, I guess it's the right thing to do if I at least bring her out of there and into the main part of the village where I can leave her somewhere so she can find her way home when she comes to.
Sasuke then passed his arm underneath Temari's knees and lifted her up. "Come on, let's go. I can't trust you to walk so I'll carry you."
The girl simply giggled and nodded.
"So, you're Temari right?"
"Yeah." She said blushing.
"Ok."
The rest of the walk was silent, well, silent except for Temari's giggling.
When Sasuke reached about half way to his destination, that's when it all started.
Temari started to giggle more than usual.
Man could you just knock out already? I'm getting a head ache… Sasuke said to himself with a scowl.
"Hey, you're cute."
"Hmpt, tell me something I new."
"Ok. Let's do it."
"What?" Sasuke asked. That caught him by surprise.
"You heard me, right here, right now." She said as she raised her body towards Sasuke's own.
"Hell, no."
She then wrapped her arms around his neck and put one of 'those' smiles on her face. "It's no longer a question."
Sasuke immediately dropped the girl but she landed perfectly on her feet. She began to push him towards a tree. The Uchiha ducked out of her hands and spun around her. Temari then quickly threw her hands up and touched Sasuke's head.
"No ifs no buts no maybes!" She said happily. "The only answer is 'yes'."
Sasuke flipped into the air in and attempt to lose her; after all, she is drunk. Unfortunately for him, Temari leaped up behind him and wrapped her arms around his waist hand placed her hands near his groin.
"You can't resist me!!"
What the hell!? Isn't she drunk?! Sasuke shouted in his mind.
Temari then forced down to the ground and slammed him on a tree.
Wow, even while she's drunk. This girl is strong. Hmmm… He smiled inward to himself. To him, this was a first; unfortunately, this was going to be his first if he didn't do something.
"Let, me go!" He said as he squirmed.
Temari then brought her face close to his. "Now, where would be the fun in that?"
"You leave me no choice." Sasuke said as he put his arms together.
He then began to perform some hand signs.
"Stop right there!" Temari said as if she was a girl playing 'hide and seek' with her boyfriend. She too then began to do hand signs.
As if that would work. She could never use the right amount of chakra while drunk. Sasuke said to himself.
"Hypnosis jutsu!" Temari said as she finished. "Time to nap sweet thang."
"That will never wor…"
Sasuke suddenly felt an out of body force flow through him. His body began to feel weak, as if it was shutting down. His eyelids became heavy, too heavy to keep up. He was falling asleep.
"Now to have some fun!" Was the last thing Sasuke heard before his world went black and his body in sleep mode.
Temari's POV
I slowly felt my body start to function again, and oh my aching head…
Uh, what happened last night? I asked myself with my eyes closed. And why do I have this wicked headache? And, is it me or does something feel… different? Hmm, I bet it's all Kankuro's fault; he was acting weird at the table.
I then sat up straight, stretched and yawned. Yup, something's weird.
I then slowly opened my eyes.
I saw black hair, a cute face… I've always wanted to see that as soon as I got up... Wait, isn't that the Uchiha boy? Wait a second… I eyes moved down from his head. He had no shirt, nor vest. My eyes moved down more, and then I realised something. Neither did I!?!?
Oh… my… God…
"AHHHHHH!!!!!"
THe boy stayed immobile, but turned slightly underneath me.
"Sasuke!!!" Temari yelled, trying to wake him up. Temari growled. She was going to wake that boy up this time for sure. Her hands grabbed his shoulders and she vigorously shook his body. "Sasuke, you raped me!?!?"
And that's it folks!!! I hope you enjoyed it!
Ha! Take the Ell!! I can do cliffies too!! Let's see how you like it!! HA!!!
Now that that's out of my system.
Now to get to typing. I'd like to thank one of my freinds for making the song for me to steal it, (Michael aka, my cal). Now I'd like to ask a favour for you. Please, please, please review!! Tell me what you think of it! Chapter 2 will come, I won't make any promises on how fast but I will come. Maybe not soon but it's coming. I bid you adieu!