Pledge to Dragonball Z

by The Petulant Purple Princess

Ever get in trouble for not saying the pledge to the flag? Yeah, so have I... This was created to make fun of the Pledge of Allegiance. WARNING: Don't read this if you're one of those really patriotic people that think the US can do no wrong.

Yeah, I know, I completely lost it when I wrote this. I'm better now, don't worry

Phantom: No you're not...

Bite me. This was meant to make fun of the pledge to the flag. It makes absolutely no sense to pledge one's allegiance to an inanimate object.

Phantom: Now you're better.

Pledge of Dragonball Z

I pledge allegiance to DBZ

And to the Legendary Super Saiyan

And will always fight to save planet Earth,

Protected by Goku, Vegeta, and the Z-senshi

With plenty of food for all