To begin my story, we must travel far, far away to Kanto, then travel up until we reach the peach of Mt. Silver, which holds many secrets, like a really crazy Pokémon Master named Red. See, he went ahead and hid up here after becoming champion of this amazing region. He waited for challengers, but most were wimps who were frightened to venture up the large mountain, so he gradually became lonely and insane via lack of human contact…

As Ethan, who is coming up here to challenge Red, will find out.

Humming softly to himself, a brunette boy came whistling up the snow-covered slopes of the Kanto region's Mt. Silver. He was finally at the top- only a few more steps…

WHAM!

No, no, he didn't get hurt, the light just hit Ethan that hard.

Ahem.

Moving on...

Blinking his eyes, Ethan wondered if the light glaring down on him made him hallucinate or something. He could only make out the shape of a red-clothed teen jumping on the belly of the Snorlax. Wait. What?

Yes, the person who was supposed to be the quiet, meditating Champion of Kanto was jumping on a Snorlax's belly.

Singing as well. Ethan could barely make out the lyrics- but this is what it was:

Hi Smoochum
Hi Jynx!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Jynx!
Jump in...

I'm a Smoochum girl, in the Smoochum world
Life is plastic, it's fantastic!
You can catch me too, take me everywhere
That Pokéball, just for me?
Come on Smoochum, let's go battle!

I'm a Smoochum girl, in the Smoochum world
Life is plastic, it's fantastic!
You can catch me too, take me everywhere
That Pokéball, just for me?

There was more, but Ethan began to feel dizzy- one of the first symptoms of stupidity overload.

Finally, Red noticed Ethan. Prancing- yes, prancing- forward, Red posed, hip jutting out.

"Hiya! What Pokémon are you?" Red asked in an annoying high-pitched voice. "Whatevs, I'll just catch you now."

Red threw a Pokéball at Ethan. It obviously bounced off.

"What! How could my amazing bazinga pink sparkling unicorn ball not work?!" Red cried. Ethan looked closer at the ball- sure enough, it was pink, sparkly, and has a unicorn seal. How Red found these items up here was beyond his imagination.

"I am a trainer like you, and I have come to battle you and become the champion of Kanto!" Ethan called.

"Huh? Oh, you're a trainer! Tee hee~ Sure, let's battle! One-on-one, I choose Pikachu!"

"I choose you, Donphan!" The ground-type elephant-like Pokémon appeared. "Start off with Earquake!"

The ground began to shake, causing the Pikachu to fall over and start crying.

"Uh-oh, use Thunderbolt! Keep using Thunderbolt!" called Red. Obviously the move had no effect.

"Uh, use Earthquake?" This move knocked the Pikachu over for good.

"NOOOOOOO!" Red screamed. "I have lost! Now I will jump off of this mountain and… do stuff!" Red spun around so he had on a hot pink sparkly Batman suit and ran, and jumped off of, the edge of the mountain.

"Wait! Salamence, go! Catch that guy!" Ethan released his dragon-flying type lizard, jumped on it, and Pokémon and trainer soared down the mountain and caught the now insane and totally OOC Red.

Heyyy! Should I keep working on this or leave it as it is? PLEASE review!

p.s. I do not own Pokémon or the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua...