~Naruto comedy~

Naruto: Good day Garra

Garra: what is so good about today?

Naruto: Ramen half price Garra!

Garra: I care why

Naruto: half price man!!

(Hinata suddenly appears from behind Garra.)

Hinata: Garra-kun you forgot your shoe!

Garra: Oh yeah thanks Hinata!

Naruto: Hinata what are you doing hear?

Hinata: Umm getting Ramen it's half off you know!

Naruto: I'm so glad I met you

(Garra glares at Hinata)

Garra: Hinata are you dating this idiot?

Hinata: No

Naruto: what???

Garra: So you're dating me?

Hinata: Yes

(Sasuke falls out of a tree)

Sasuke: Liar!

Hinata: What!

Garra: Hinata come with me I thought we had something special…

Hinata: we do!

Sasuke: Liar we have something special!

Nauto: What about me!

Hinata: Shut up already and ill tell you whom I love

-Dead silence-

Hinata: I like

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Hinata woke up in a daze

Hinata: Mommy I don't feel so good!

Hinata's mommy: what's wrong sweetie?

Hinata: Every thing makes me want to cry and scream and yell!

Hinata's mommy: Oh My God!

Hinata: What's wrong?

Hinata's Mommy: I think you are having your first period!

Hinata: What's a period?

Hinata's Mommy: It's part of being a lady

Hinata: Since I'm a lady does that mean I can drive now?

Hinata's Mommy: No I absolutely forbid it!

*** Meanwhile ***

Garra is right by Hinata's window.

*** ***

Garra: This is exactly why I hate Women sometimes.