The One Doujutsu
Summary: Always, always the damn Sharingan. If there's an over-powered Doujutsu, look to the Sharingan. It does everything! Or does it? When Naruto awakens the Cheater's Gaze, over-powered Sharingan suddenly doesn't seem so over-powered.
Chapter One: The Eyes of Cheater
Naruto was a Cheater. With a capitol 'C'. He loved exploiting everything, to get what he wanted or desired, he pulled away all the stops. He wasn't the Prankster King of Konoha for nothing. He knew how to steal, lie, and destroy without evidence with the best of them. He was feared by all ANBU, and revered by the Red Light District. He was dangerous, but only in such a way as to be considered a nuisance. As for his grades, why should he give a flying care? Last he checked Rookie of The Year was another way of saying: 'Look at my awesomeness! Kill me before I slaughter you all!' It was begging for an enemy spy to swoop in and kill you before you reached true power.
That wasn't to say he was super-brilliant or some shit like that: He wasn't, because that would be a) boring, and b) stupid. Being brilliant meant you had more responsibilities and shit piled on top of you until everyone criticizes you for every little mistake you made. He empathized with Itachi Uchiha: Being pressured like that must've been hell.
That covered, Naruto had absolute hate toward a few things: First, most of Konoha could go die in a fire. They were assholes, and there was no way in fuck he'd be Hokage for them...unless he would get to execute them all himself. Second, Apathetic people. The saying goes that if you know something is wrong and you don't do anything, then you are even worse. Hence, he hated the Sandiame, the ANBU, and every single fuckin' Kami out there. They did nothing, and he knew they knew some shit was going down. How the fuck did you miss crowds of shambling, drunken idiots moving throughout the alleyways like a fucking parade to try and beat him to death? How the fuck did you miss that?!
Third, the Sharingan. Those god-damn red eyes are all anyone ever talked about, and he hated them. They abused those eyes to shit and back. It was iffy when you used it on enemy ninja, fine. Using it on comrades? On your own god-damn people? That's a whole other level of fucked up. Now, it could be bias, considering several Uchiha seemed to have had the addiction to Genjutsu-Fry his brain to death on torture. Still, Naruto hated them. He'd gladly rip out there eyes and boil them into a stew. Or maybe they'd be good on toast?
Regardless, Naruto wanted to have a shot to turn their abusive actions back on them ten-fold. He wanted to rub in their faces that it was their turn to be fucked over. Of course, he knew that chance would never come, because they were dead. Except for Sasuke. Kami, Sasuke was like an extra-heavy concentrated dose of all the worst traits of the Uchiha, and then multiplied fifty-thousand times over.
So, it was with great awe and sick joy that Naruto woke up one morning, and saw everything different. No, he couldn't see through walls. No, he couldn't control gravity. No, he couldn't copy all ninjutsu. No, he couldn't even see chakra. No, Naruto could see everything exactly the same, but he found that tapping an object showed a whole list of random numbers that he couldn't understand.
No, that was only a very small part of it. In front of his eyes, although only part of his vision he was sure, were the glowing words: Welcome to Cheater's Gaze Version 1.009 Beta. Would you like to play?
Yes
No