Do I look fat?
Soi Fon stretched her stiff arms and nudged the front door open "honey I'm home" she called out as she toed of her shoes in the hallway. Silence greeted her ears. She frowned. She walked down the hallway and peered into the living room. She groaned as she saw three empty sake bottles on the small wooden coffee table accompanied with seven empty 2-gallon tubs of ice cream. She rolled her eyes and went to look in the kitchen. Nothing. Feeling agitated she licked her dry lips. "Yoruichi?" she tried again.
"I'm in the bedroom!" came the call from upstairs. Soi Fon sighed and rushed up the stairs. As she made her way towards the bedroom door she smiled.
"Didn't you hear me calling?" Soi Fon asked as she nudged the bedroom door open. She stopped dead. There in front of the long mirror was Yoruichi completely naked and brushing her long wet hair over her shoulder. She turned when she saw Soi blushing face in the mirror.
"Soi can I ask you something?" Alarm bells rang in Soi's head. She nodded numbly. "Do I look fat?"
Soi blinked a few times "wha-what?"
"Do I look fat?" Yoruichi repeated as she ran her hands over her smooth round arse, examining it in the mirror.
Soi Fon blushed and busied herself with changing into a loose pair of trousers and a T-Shirt. "No love you look fine"
"Fine? Is that all?"
Soi looked up to see a still very naked Yoruichi sitting cross-legged on the bed, arms folded across her breasts and pouting. Soi Fon rolled her eyes and slid across the silk sheets until she was kneeling in front of Yoruichi. She took the tan hands within her own and stroked them "you are not fat, Yoruichi"
"Of course you would say that! You're my girlfriend you're mean to!" the older woman threw herself across the mattress, sobbing into the pillow. Soi Fon bit back a giggle. Yoruichi was too cute. She ran a cool hand over the curves of Yoruichi's body, growing hot inside as she felt the older woman quiver beneath her.
"I never say things I don't mean Yoruichi" Soi breathed into the woman's ear, before lying next to her, her small breasts pushing against Yoruichi's arm, as she stroked Yoruichi's temples.
The older woman crooned into the touch in a very cat-like fashion before rolling onto her side and shuffling against Soi. Her cheeks glistened with tear tracks " you really mean that, bee?"
"Yes I really do" Soi pressed a loving kiss to Yoruichi's lips.
"But … what would you do if I was fat? Would you leave me?" Yoruichi began to panic and sob again.
Soi Fon sat up straight against the headboard and pulled the older woman into her lap. "Yoruichi" the older woman looked up at her, her golden eyes shimmering. "I will always love you no matter how much you weigh, and frankly, love, the weight you should put on with all those gallons of ice cream you eat every hour, is melted away whenever you flash-step somewhere, which is a lot"
Yoruichi seemed to accept this answer before burying her head against Soi's chest and biting her hard nipple through the thin T-Shirt. Soi's breath hitched in her throat. Yoruichi grinned like a Cheshire cat.
"Like that Soi?" Yoruichi purred as she teased her tongue over the hard nipple.
"Y-yes"
"How much?"
"A lot!"
"Would you ever shag a fat person?"
"No"
"What about if I was fat, would you shag me?"
"Of course"
"That makes no sense!"
"Yes it does!" Soi Fon rolled on top of Yoruichi, pinning her naked lover to the bed and pressing viciously hot kisses down her neck and chest and stomach. She stopped at Yoruichi's navel before licking a trail all the way back up to her lips. "Because of three things; 1) I will always love you no matter what, 2) I don't plan on shagging anyone else other than you and 3) you ARE NOT FAT!!!"
Yoruichi, to Soi's surprise, chuckled "I know I'm not fat"
"B-but … you…?"
"I just like getting you riled up" Yoruichi leant up, pushing her naked breasts against Soi's own.
"You're … you're still soaking wet" Soi muttered, her mind hazy from her desire.
"Why yes I am" Yoruichi spread her legs beneath Soi and grabbed one of her hands and sliding her cool white fingers inside her hot entrance. She moaned, throwing her head back and thrusting her hips as Soi Fon began to deepen her thrusts. Yoruichi's claw-like nails ripped Soi's shirt from her back, as they rocked their hips together. The friction was almost too much.
"Oh God!!! SOI FON!!! I'm go-gonna c-come!!"
"Come for me then my little pussy-cat"
That triggered it. Yoruichi came hot and heavy over the sheets and Soi Fon's hand. Not that the younger woman minded. Soi Fon licked her fingers clean revelling in the taste of her pussycat with a soft hum of delight. Yoruichi cuddled into Soi Fon as they curled up on the queens-sized bed. "What do I taste like, bumblebee?" Yoruichi purred.
"Something too good for words" Soi Fon replied silkily. They were about to drift off to sleep when Yoruichi spoke up.
"Hey Soi, can I ask you something?"
"Yes?"
"Are you sure I don't look fat?"
"YORUICHI!!!"
~Fin~