Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance
Warning: YAOI, OOC!
Don't like, don't read. I've warned you!
Ramadhan Activity
By
Billaster
Pagi hari, waktu sahur...
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From: Dobe
To: Teme
TEMEEEE BANGUN! SAHUR! SAHUR! SAHUR!
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Ck. Urusai. Aku udah bangun, Dobe.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Oh. Kirain kamu belum bangun. Hehehehe.
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Udah sana makan yang banyak nanti keburu imsak.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Ehehehe sip deh kalau soal itu. Kamu juga yaaa. Eh kamu perhatian banget sih sama aku? Sini-sini aku cium :*
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Bukan gitu. Aku takutnya kamu kan udah dobe nanti tambah dobe kalo gak makan. Aku maunya cium beneran.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
TEME! Kamu kok gitu sih? Aku gak mau cium kamu. Kamu jahat!
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Dobe. Gitu doang ngambek.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
AKU GAK NGAMBEK TEME!
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Terus kalo nulisnya pake huruf kapital semua gitu apa namanya kalo bukan ngambek?
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Gak tau!
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Udahlah. Jangan kayak anak kecil gitu.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
AKU GAK KAYA ANAK KECIL! KAMU NYEBELIN AH.
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Terusss kalo aku nyebelin kok kamu masih betah sama aku?
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Oh jadi kamu udah gak betah gitu sama aku? Mau kita putus aja gitu?
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Bukan gitu Dobe. Kamu apaan sih minta putus? Aku cuma bercanda kali.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Bercanda kamu gak lucu!
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Hn. Maaf.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Cuma segitu?
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Hn.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
KAMU GAK ROMANTIS!
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Begitulah.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Dasar TEME!
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Dobe.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
... *masih marah*
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Marah kok bilang-bilang? Dobe.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Biarin!
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Naruto...
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Apa?
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Aku tadi gak serius. Maaf.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Aku tau kok, Sasuke. Hehehe
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Naruto...
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Apaaa Sasuke?
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Love ya
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Love you too :***
Siang hari...
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From: Teme
To: Dobe
Masih puasa?
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Masih dong! Kamu?
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Hn.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Bagus-bagus xD
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Sedang apa?
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Aku... Kelaparan~~~ TT-TT
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Jangan mengeluh terus Dobe.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Habisnyaaa TT-TT
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Jangan nonton televisi, banyak iklan makanan bikin kamu tambah lapar.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Ohh.. saran yang sangat membantu. Thanks TT-TT
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Hn. Hentikan emot alay mu itu.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
A-a-alay? TT-TT
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Iya, sayang.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Sayang-sayang pala lu peyang.
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Kenapa sih, sayang? Marah-marah mulu. Lagi pms ya?
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Aku COWOK. Cowok gak pms baka!
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Kirain kamu berubah gender tiba-tiba.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Puasa bikin orang jenius jadi bego ya, sayang?
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Jangan salahin puasanya sayang, salahin diri kamu tuh yang bikin aku jadi begini.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Gombal cuih.
From: Teme
To: Dobe
OH udah ngerti gombal nih ceritanya?
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Gitu deh hehehehehehehehe.
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Ketawa -_-
From: Dobe
To: Teme
TEME AKU LAPER LAGI TT-TT
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Baka. Tidur aja sana.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Saran yang patut dicoba xD
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Mimpiin aku. Awas kalo mimpiin yang lain.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Gak janji deh xp
Sore hari, menjelang waktu berbuka puasa..
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From: Dobe
To: Teme
Sore Sasu-teme... Aku udah bangun loh hehehe.
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Mimpiin siapa?
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Aku lupa mimpi apa tadi -_-
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Dasar -_-
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Nyehehehehehe. Lagi ngapain?
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Lagi sms-an lah baka Dobe.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Aku juga tau yang itu. Maksudnya selain itu Teme!
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Menghirup O2 dan mengeluarkan CO2
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Hah? Aku gak ngerti yang susah-susah. Yang jelas dong!
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Baka Dobe. Masa gitu doang gak tau?
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Ciyusssaaannn.. Apaan sih?
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Artinya bernafas. BAKA! -_-
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Jiah gitu doang ribet deh ah xD
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Elu aja beb yang kelewat bego -_-
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Ketawa lagi -_- Jangan ketawa, tapi mikir!
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Ampun sensei! Jangan hukum saya xp
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Hn. -_-
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Btw, nanti kamu tarawih kan?
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Hn. Kamu juga?
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Iya dong pastinya. Hehehehehe.
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Hn. Nanti aku jemput.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Yeay! Teme baik xD
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Gitu deh.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Teme narsis -_-
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Yang penting ganteng.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
HOEKSSS.
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Gak usah iri gitu lah.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
HOEKS HOEKS HOEKS.
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Lebay ah. Dobe -_-
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Elu baka yang narsis najis minta ampun -_-
From: Teme
To: Dobe
-_-v
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Serius nih Teme, lagi apa?
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Lagi nunggu bedug maghrib. Kamu?
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Sama dong XD
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Gak kreatif, Dobe.
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Iihhh. Serius tau DX
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Iya-iya aku tau. Nah udah adzan tuh. Ayo buruan buka puasa!
From: Dobe
To: Teme
Alhamdulillah yah xD Selamat berbuka Teme sayang~
From: Teme
To: Dobe
Hn. Selamat berbuka juga Dobe sayang~
Malam harinya...
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"Dobe..."
"TEME! Lama banget sih aku tungguin daritadi tapi kamu baru dateng sekarang!" Naruto menggembungkan pipinya kesal.
"Baka. Aku juga punya kegiatan dirumah, Dobe." Sasuke mengabaikan celotehan Naruto seraya menggenggam tangan Naruto dan berjalan menuju ke masjid.
"Hoi baka, Teme! Jangan kenceng-kenceng dong nariknya!"
"Hn."
Sementara itu di belakang Sasuke dan Naruto ada tiga orang wanita yang berjalan sambil menggosipkan duo SasuNaru tersebut.
"Me-me-mereka se-se-seriusan pa-pa-pacaran?" Hinata tergagap setelah melihat adegan berpegangan tangan ala kekasih romantis didepannya.
"Yaampun berarti gosipnya bener yaaa" Lanjut Ino.
"Tapi... Yaampun... Aduh aku gak percaya, aku gak percaya" Sakura menggeleng-gelengkan kepalanya sambil menepuk-nepukkan pipinya.
Hinata, Ino, dan Sakura saling menatap tak percaya sambil mengedip-ngedipkan kedua mata mereka masing-masing.
"MEREKA GAY!"
-OWARI-
A/N
Ohayou, konnichiwa, konbanwa, dimanapun readers berada xD Saya kembali lagi dengan fic gaje yang iseng-iseng saya buat di waktu luang nyehehehe. Ngebayangin gaya pacaran SasuNaru via sms dan diwaktu bulan ramadhan jadi gatel pengen ngetik xDD
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Billaster