Warning! This story is going to be very long! If you cannot stand long stories then do not read. If you do not like stories about incompetent aliens that no one likes then do not read this. If you cannot stand reading about the imminent destruction of Earth and enemies having to unite to stop the greater threat then DO NOT READ!

Thank you, that is all…

Invader Zim- The End?

Chapter 1

Three years ago the Irken race from the planet Irk planed their massive attack on the universe. One Irken in particular was much smaller than all the others but wished to be one of the few invaders sent to a planet. His superiors, The Tallest, gave him a mission to travel to a planet so mysterious that no one has even heard of it and ones that do dare not speak it's name. Of course they were bluffing. They really wanted to get rid of the pesky alien.

After six months in a cramped space pod with an annoying, malfunctioning robot singing the doom song a planet came onto the screen. "Proximity Warning! Planet ahead." The computer caught the attention of the alien right before he removed the blue-eyed robot's brain chip. The little alien had never heard of it before.

"Gir! We're here! We're finally here!"

The robot held his three-fingered hand up to the green face. "Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom the end! Oooo What's that?"

"Planet… Earth. This must be the place!" They flew around the side of the planet. "OK, first off we have to set up a base of operations."

The robot laughed cutely.

"Focus Gir! This is where you're advanced information gathering skills come in handy!"

The robot saluted as his eye lights turned red. "Yes, my master!" He darted over to the window opposite his side and stared out in stupid awe.

"You have to find out what these… Earthanoids… Consider to be normal. Then, based on your observations we make our disguises. And our home." The alien pulled on the throttle and allowed the ship to fly low over the houses. They passed by lawn flamingos, oddly shaped houses, short buildings, satellite stations, fences and lawn gnomes. As the ship made its way into a relatively thick alleyway it came to a stop and landed. "Here! We build here!"

He stepped out an looked around. "Whoo, that was easy," he said breathing out. "Gir, get out here!"

The robot peeped his head over the saucer. As he jumped he landed on the ship, bounced off and fell on his metal chin. He stood up straight.

"Hurry Gir! What did you learn?"

"I saw a squirrel."

The alien stood and stared. The lamppost light reflected off of his red suit and pack. He was a little befuddled.

It was doing like this!" He bent down and made squirrel noises as he pretended to paw at something that wasn't there.

"Concentrate Gir! It is time for disguises."

"I want to be a mongoose."

"Shh. We have to be quiet."

The robot's eyes turned red again as he saluted and stood still. He no longer made a sound. The alien was only slightly pleased. He walked over to the ship and waited as the back thruster points opened to reveal possible disguises. He looked through a few calling out. "Too ugly! Too stinky!" Eventually he picked one. "That one looks good!" The purple oval slipped around him and lights flashed out. "Why does it hurt?"

The tiny, green person came out with only a black wig and lenses on to cover his blank, red eyes.

Gir looked around concerned. "Master. Where's you go? Where are you?"

"I'm right here Gir! It's me. And keep it down. Do you want to wake up the whole planet?"

"I do…"

"Ok," he turned back to the selector. "For you, I'm thinking maybe a dog."

"Can I be a mongoose dog?"

The alien selected a picture and turned around. "Today we become the enemy. He pushed Gir inside and waited as the machine ran. Gir came out wearing a green dog suit with a noticeable zipper.

"Ingenious! Now… All we need is a home. Let's see…" He pulled out a purple and gray cylinder and twisted the end. A slide came out and he took a writing object from it. "Some windows… A couple little animal things in the front… there!" He put the machine back into its original form and shoved it into the ground. "Gir! Hide!"

He and Gir ran out into the street. Gir stood in the middle of the road whilst he ducked behind a fire hydrant. "And be quiet! We can't afford to make a sound…"

The device stooped a good long way underground and expanded hundreds of metal tentacle like things. They stretched up and lifted the ship into the air. The tentacles formed a square and spit up a couch. Hologram green lights turned real as the metal poles connected them. The purple roof popped out from the green walls and covered over the intergalactic spaceship. Next, a large satellite pocked itself out from the top. Supplementary tentacles reached out from the sides and stretched into the neighboring homes where they extended and took power. A fence popped out of the ground, as did gnomes, a flamingo, blowfish and a sign that said 'I love Earth'.

Car alarms went off and the lights of the houses around them turned on. The houses with the tentacles now in their walls looked out the window and came outside. They stared at the little, green boy and the dog. He took Gir by his leash and walked into the house whistling. Two badly made robots stood in the door to greet him. "Welcome home, son." They said in unison. He looked around once more and then hurried inside.

He leaned against the door and sighed. "Woo… Step one went smoothly."

And so it was that Zim and Gir had their base of operations. He crossed the room and waited as Gir stepped on the opening button for the garbage can. Zim climbed inside and rode down a tube on a platform. "The Tallest were wise to chose me. This planet won't know what hit it after I've learned its weaknesses. Ow! These lenses are all scratchy!"

However, Zim's plans to destroy the humans did not go as he had planned. He attended school the very next day to try and learn more about the planet.

"Class, I would like to introduce the newest, hopeless appendage to the student body." A tall, wrinkled, old woman in a purple dress stood before Zim and a class of children. "His name is… Zim. Zim, if you have something to say, say it now. Because after this moment… I don't want to hear another sound from you!"

Zim blinked at the humans in the class. "Hello friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine."

Take you're seat now Zim.

As Zim sat down Miss Bitters explained the lesson. "Today's lecure is about outer space and how it will, eventually, implode in on itself!"

Zim waved his hands in the air and stood on his desk.

"Yes Zim?"

"In the event of say… A full scale alien invasion, how prepared do you think this planet's defenses would be? Tell me!"

Miss Bitters stared and then continued with the lesson. As Zim listened he heard a voice from the opposing side of the room. "Ok… Am I the only one here who sees the alien sitting in class?"

Dib. An Earth child. It made Zim sick. The boy had black hair that stood on his head and a black coat over top of his blue, smile shirt and gray pants. When Zim loojed at him he could not help but stare at his giant head. (Dib: "My head is not big!") Dib was now Zim's problem. He knew his secret and would not give in to his lies. "What about his horrible green head?"

"Insolent fool boy! It's a… skin condition."

"And he's got no ears! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim? No ears?"

Zim hung his head in false embarrassment and sadness. "Yes…"

The class turned against Dib.

And so began the Dig and Zim battles. They fought the three years that Zim was on Earth. Dib stealing his plans and always foiling them. Zim always trying to conquer Earth and failing. It went on and on for three full planetary rotations around the sun.

But as the planet neared it's forth rotation of Zim being on Earth the times would change. Enemy to enemy. Foe to foe. The times would come for a team to be made to save the Earth and the rest of the universe.