A/N, Hello! This is my first Fanfic! I know that it is not so good, but maybe a bit funny?
I'm from Sweden so maybe some error like that. but you get kind of survive.

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Bella POV

"Edward, Bit me !" I was ready, I knew that.

"No" , he said it with their ugly very straight smile that everyone hates.

"But Edward…" I said it with my poppy dog eyes.

"No but young lady, now, go back to your room and think over what you have done!"

I looked very angry at him, but I did what he said. Is it so hard to just bit me somewhere on the body? When I see it on movies it looked like they enjoy it. But Edward doesn´t think so. Maybe Carlisle would do it, or, no. He shouldn't do it, because he wants to be "nice"… Alice have seen me as a vampire in her visions, but she looked very scary, so I maybe attacked her. That would be funny. But no. I think they just kidding with me.

"Bella? Is it you?" Charlie´s new wife. Like a dead grandma.

"No, it's a hippopotamus" I said it with a stupid voice.

"Oh, that's good Bella that your home. Can you do the dishes?"

Sigh, always me. She is the oldest. not only the oldest girl in the house. but when Daddy is home where she will of course show up and show how "good" she has washed the dishes. and then she glosses on me for a few plates lay in a thousand pieces on the floor.

"NO! I'm sick of it, you always do the dishes when Charlie is home, but when he's working or something, then it's ME! Always, always and always me! Then you glosses on me for a few plates lay in a thousand pieces on the floor!"

I stomped angrily down the stairs to show how fucking angry I was with her. And just a few seconds later she was standing and talking to Charlie on the phone and said everything I had said, and added a bit like not really true. Fucking shit bitch!

I ran through the corridor into my room, and I threw my into bed and was unhappy. Of course Edward came in through the open window.

"Bella, I…"

"Shut up and kiss me!"

He came to me and we kissed, he started to laugh.

"What now?" I sighed and looked serious at him.

"Shut up and kiss me? Haha, Bella, what happened with " ooh, Edward, bite me!"

"Stop teasing me!" I got mad and put my arms crossed.

"Sorry, but it was little funny" He said that while he tried not to laugh themselves to death.

I started to think, he did not make me to a vampire, but after all he talk about Volturi, the contractions as they like to kill me, or, make me a vampire. I try to trick him.

"Edward?"

"Yes baby?"

"Can you not tell me about the Volturi?"

"Okay, what do you want to hear?"

"Maybe where they live and what they do." I kissed him on the neck.

"They live in Italy, and they kill vampires if they want to be killed. "

"Thanks, you can run home now. Bye. I want to sleep!"

He waved goodbye to me and ran away, now I have a few minutes for me to stand out before he noticed me when I'm over the border to the wolves! I grabbed my suitcase, and packed some clothes and toothbrush when I realized that I need not bring me a load of crap! So I can become a vampire? I can changed my clothes when I run home to Edward and tells! I ran down the stairs, Charlie´s new wife "the bitch" was there.

"Where are you think you going?"

"Out, fucking shit bitch! MUHAHAHAHA *cough, cough*"

" HOW DAIRE YOU!

I ran out through the door out to the car and went away. She ran after a bit, but she gave up. I was on my way to hell.