Hi there all, it's KeyofAce here again and I'm going to be attempting something new, a lemon. I recently got into Fairy Tail and this turned from a funny idea into a full blown lemon. Read the following chapters at your own discretion. That being said, read, rate, review, and most of all enjoy.

Hi, my name is Gray Fullbuster; I'm an eighteen year old ice make mage in the best guild in the world. My life is pretty good as it is, plenty of cute girls to see every day, fun missions and all the brawls a guy could want, so why is that I find it's not easy being Gray? Well that's pretty simple really, I have a stalker, who to be completely fair is pretty hot, a dumbass rival who's brains were almost certainly fried just by his magic and a certain red-haired ex-quip mage who makes sure that I play nice. Well my life isn't so hard but I feel like I need to get some of these stories to paper.

Today's oh so humorous adventure began as they often do, with me waking up. I was sleeping naked as usual after a night that had stormed incredibly and felt my head resting in between two lovely, warm and perfectly round pillows. I opened my eyes and blue hair fell into them. The realisation that my bed had shrunk dawned on me and looking up I saw Juvia's creepily smiling face staring at me. I came to terms with the fact that my face was nestled inside her, ahem, valley. I quickly pushed her away and covered downstairs with a pillow and blanket, wouldn't want her getting any funny ideas now would we? She smiled and, as if she was doing the most normal thing in the world greeted me with a good morning.

"Juvia, what the hell are you doing in my bed?" I asked, thanking the heavens that she was wearing clothes, well most of me was.

"Juvia just wanted to make sure Gray-sama was warm, he seemed chilly last night." She replied.

"Juvia, I am an ice-make mage, I am always chilly."

"I see, well Juvia also wanted to ask Gray-sama out for breakfast, Juvia knows that it has been exactly twelve hours and," she glanced at the clock on my wall, "fifty six minutes since Gray-sama's last meal."

It was really creepy that she knew that, but well, it was Juvia after all.

"Will Gray-sama accompany Juvia?" her face had gone a brilliant shade of crimson.

I really wanted to decline, mornings are usually just for me but my stomach decided to be a prick and growled ravenously. My fate was sealed.

"Sure thing Juvia just let me get some clothes on at least."

She wasn't staring at all.

Juvia had suggested a pancake cafe for their breakfast. She had told me I would like it because you could get ice cream with the pancakes. According to Juvia, her Gray-sama loved anything icy and besides yours truly, you couldn't find a better source on anything me related than Juvia. We sat down and Juvia ordered for us. Gray was thoroughly uncomfortable with the whole situation. He was woken up in a very strange way and his day had only just begun with more craziness on the horizons.

"Um Gray-sama, uh Juvia means... uh well that is to say…" she stuttered, her face returning to that shade of crimson I knew oh so well.

"Spit it out Juvia"

"Whowasgray-sama'sfirstkiss?" she said, very, very quickly.

"What?" I was taken aback to say the least and she was very red.

"What Juvia meant to say was who stole Gray-sama's first kiss from me?" this was said much slower and with creepier implications. Worst thing was, I was on the back foot now.

"Why do you want to know?" my eyes narrowed.

"Juvia believes it must have been Lucy. Lucy is Juvia's biggest rival."

"Juvia, where in the hell are you getting this from?"

"The girls were talking about it; they were talking about first kisses from what Juvia could gather as Juvia entered the conversation late. Juvia knows it wasn't Erza because she was the one who said 'I can't believe you took Gray's first kiss.' So what that means is it was Lucy." She pouted.

I was blushing like mad at this point. So that explains the torrential downpour last night.

"Who else was there?"

"Does it matter? Juvia knows that Gray-sama kissed Lucy and therefore she is an ultimate love rival."

"It matters, who else was there?"

"Must Gray-sama know?" you could see blush in her face, she was trying to be mad but I had sorta, kinda taken off my shirt.

"Yes, Gray-sama must know." I was getting tired of this charade and I was getting funny looks from the families in the café.

"Fine, as Juvia recalls, there were seven others, Erza, Lucy, Mirajane, Levi, Wendy, Cana and Lisanna." She huffed.

I breathed a sigh of relief, so I could say it wasn't Lucy without giving away who it really was.

"It was not Lucy, Juvia." She tried her best to hide a smile; at least she wasn't losing to her number one love rival I guessed.

"Then it was Mira?"

I scoffed, not even I was that cool, get it? Cause I'm an ice mage? Ah fuck you.

"No, I'm not that lucky Juvia."

"Then who?" she was getting adorably pouty.

"First you have to promise to not go all Juvia on the girl, got it?"

"Juvia cannot promise that for certain."

"Well then, you aren't finding out." My defiance was clear.

"Fine Gray-sama, Juvia promises." I could see the honesty in her eyes.

"Cana."

The tension in the air was palpable. I gulped.

"How?"

"How? Well we kissed, that's it."

"You love Cana?"

"Yeah, she's part of Fairy Tail. We kissed like six years ago, we were just little kids. I would call it cute but to quote Elfman; that would be unmanly. We just had a nice day, shared our first kiss and that was it, I don't see the problem."

"The problem is that Juvia did not get your first kiss."

"Hey it isn't a big deal Juvia."

She looked deep in thought and then a dark, creepy, sadistic and entirely Juvia like smile crossed her face.

"That is one first that Gray-sama lost without Juvia's help, but there are others Gray-sama, others. One in particular is crucial to Juvia."

I was scared, horny and blushing all at once. Damn this girl. She was hot, sure, and I know she would get down but seriously, she didn't have to be so creepy. Plus she was going to kill me after I said what I was about to say.

"Yeah uh… about that Juvia, that other first you mentioned, may not be a first, or a second or a third…" my voice trailed off.

"Who defiled my precious Gray-sama?" she said, raging.

"Uh no one in particular, certainly nobody at Fairy Tail…"

"Juvia will not rest until she has found out the name of Gray-sama's defiler." And with that she left, leaving me the tab.

It rained, hard. And that is just the first reason why it's not easy being Gray.

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