Harry Potter and the Sex Change!
Harry was about to start yet another New Year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry. You see Harry Potter was no ordinary boy he loved the school holidays loved doing his homework! He lived with the Dursleys his only living relatives. His mother and father and been killed by LORD VOLDERMORT! The most evil sorcerior ever to be in the wizadry world. Ya da da bla bla bla yada yada! Harry was just about to go into the barier at Kings Cross Station when he heard a sudden yell of "STOP RIGHT THERE!" Harry stoped and saw that a guard had saw him about to smash into the barier. Harry walked up to the guard the guard said "Hi I am Jim My child is about to go to hogwarts I was wondering wether that is how you get to Platform 9 and 3 quarters ?" "How did you know I was from Hogwarts?" " Well I am a muggle and you look like a wizard that's all." "Oh ok yes that is how! Who is you're child?" " See that jumping boy over there he is!" " Oh that boy with the er- purple hair! OK". Harry said goodbye to Jim and went to meet Hermoine and Ron his best friends. When he saw them he told them all about Jim and the boy Jim had told him that the boys name was J.J for Jim junior. They were fasanated by his purple hair! Ron was very surprised that a muggle had such smartness to know Harry was a wizard. " He didn't even point out the scar"Harry said. Hermoine said "J.J sounded cute" blushing. DADADA YA DA YA DA BLA BLA BLA ! "
IT was the gangs first day of classses. Harry just comes out the blue and says "Hermoine Granger I love you love me to!" Hermoine just looked in shock and said "I love you to Harry as a friend!"
"No Hermoine you have recked my life waaaaaaaaaaaa."
Ron just stares and says "Hermoine, Harry is going to be reatarted now!!!!!"
"Ron no I haven't and retarded isn't a very nice word call them just erer-er-er-er-er-er- well you know!"
"Harry well to tell the truth I love you too!"
"Then lets do it like they do on the discovery channel!"
"Well if you insist"
"What about me?"sobbed Ron.
"Go ask Malfoy."
"Well hopefully he will like what I am going to do to myself!"....................
Harry was about to start yet another New Year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry. You see Harry Potter was no ordinary boy he loved the school holidays loved doing his homework! He lived with the Dursleys his only living relatives. His mother and father and been killed by LORD VOLDERMORT! The most evil sorcerior ever to be in the wizadry world. Ya da da bla bla bla yada yada! Harry was just about to go into the barier at Kings Cross Station when he heard a sudden yell of "STOP RIGHT THERE!" Harry stoped and saw that a guard had saw him about to smash into the barier. Harry walked up to the guard the guard said "Hi I am Jim My child is about to go to hogwarts I was wondering wether that is how you get to Platform 9 and 3 quarters ?" "How did you know I was from Hogwarts?" " Well I am a muggle and you look like a wizard that's all." "Oh ok yes that is how! Who is you're child?" " See that jumping boy over there he is!" " Oh that boy with the er- purple hair! OK". Harry said goodbye to Jim and went to meet Hermoine and Ron his best friends. When he saw them he told them all about Jim and the boy Jim had told him that the boys name was J.J for Jim junior. They were fasanated by his purple hair! Ron was very surprised that a muggle had such smartness to know Harry was a wizard. " He didn't even point out the scar"Harry said. Hermoine said "J.J sounded cute" blushing. DADADA YA DA YA DA BLA BLA BLA ! "
IT was the gangs first day of classses. Harry just comes out the blue and says "Hermoine Granger I love you love me to!" Hermoine just looked in shock and said "I love you to Harry as a friend!"
"No Hermoine you have recked my life waaaaaaaaaaaa."
Ron just stares and says "Hermoine, Harry is going to be reatarted now!!!!!"
"Ron no I haven't and retarded isn't a very nice word call them just erer-er-er-er-er-er- well you know!"
"Harry well to tell the truth I love you too!"
"Then lets do it like they do on the discovery channel!"
"Well if you insist"
"What about me?"sobbed Ron.
"Go ask Malfoy."
"Well hopefully he will like what I am going to do to myself!"....................