Kanoe and Hisoka were walking about the department one day when they passed
Tatsumi's office. At first, they breezed past but then they turned back.
They heard noises in the office, and they weren't the usual noises someone
would hear.
"More! More!" shouted Watari's voice, annoyingly.
"Alright!" retorted Tatsumi. "You know it takes a while before I get my thing to work again! It's getting overused, and it's very old! I mean you use just about everyday!"
"Fine," Watari said.
Kanoe's expression immediately changed. Hisoka pretended that he did not hear the conversation, but he still couldn't get the thoughts of what Tatsumi and Watari were doing behind the door. Hisoka told Kanoe that he would see what Tasumi and Watari were doing.
"Hello Hisoka," said Tatsumi.
"It's so nice of you to drop in. Please join us," Watari added.
"This looks very fun. Of course I'll join in the fun," Hisoka said.
"Would you like some of this?" Tatsumi added.
"YES oh YES PLEASE!!!" Hisoka replied in a sweet voice.
"MORE, MORE!!!" Hisoka shouted.
Kanoe was too afraid of going in there, so he went to Count Haku-Shaku's mansion. There, he saw Watason in his maid outfit making green eggs and ham for the Count. He stuffed Watason into a bag and kidnapped him. He went back to the department building and threw Watason into Tatsumi's office.
"Ahh.Tatsumi-San you look so fine today," Watason complimented.
"You're not looking so bad yourself, "coughed Tatsumi.
"And Watari-San, you look rather different. On the good side, I mean," Watason added. Watari was speechless.
"Please lighten up, Hisoka-San," said Watason. Hisoka stared at Watason blankly.
"Are you ready, Watason?" asked Tatsumi. "Ready," replied Watason happily.
"Yes.Tatsumi-San.it tastes delicious." said Watason.
"...fresh and scrumptious." added Hisoka.
"..so GOOD.so GOOD." commented Watari in a very sexy and deep voice.
Finally, Kanoe couldn't stand it. He dashed to Tsuzuki's office and told him about what happened. Tsuzuki and Kanoe rushed to Tatsumi's office. They stood outside the door for a few minutes. Kanoe kept his hand on the knob and hesitated to turn it.
".SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD!!!" Watari continued in the same sexy and deep voice.
Tsuzuki had A LOT of work to do (assigned by Kanoe), so he was really pissed. Tsuzuki also stayed up late without having Tatsumi's special coffee.
"Oh move it, you fat old bastard!" shouted Tsuzuki. With that, he pushed the door open loudly.
Kanoe stared in astonishment as he saw Tatsumi, Watari, Hisoka, and Watason gathered around the table with magazines and drinking Tatsumi's special coffee.
Tsuzuki first looked at his colleagues coolly. Then, he turned to Kanoe angrily. Tsuzuki's impression immediately changed into fear.
"Um.sorry for calling you a fat old bastard, Kanoe-San," Tsuzuki said anxiously as he turned into a dog.
"You will be on the cleaning duty for three months," said Kanoe sternly. "And you will not be permitted to eat sweets of any kind during this time."
"But Kanoe-San." Tsuzuki pleaded sadly.
"And you will write 'I will not call my kind and handsome boss, Kanoe-San, a fat old bastard ever again, or I will not be able to eat sweets, and I be on cleaning duty for a year' 350 times everyday for the next three months for arguing with me," Kanoe added.
Tsuzuki immediately fainted, and the guys looked blankly at the fallen figure.
"Now boys, who's up for some coffee?" Kanoe asked.
Tatsumi's office was full of life again, and nobody even noticed Tsuzuki!!!
"More! More!" shouted Watari's voice, annoyingly.
"Alright!" retorted Tatsumi. "You know it takes a while before I get my thing to work again! It's getting overused, and it's very old! I mean you use just about everyday!"
"Fine," Watari said.
Kanoe's expression immediately changed. Hisoka pretended that he did not hear the conversation, but he still couldn't get the thoughts of what Tatsumi and Watari were doing behind the door. Hisoka told Kanoe that he would see what Tasumi and Watari were doing.
"Hello Hisoka," said Tatsumi.
"It's so nice of you to drop in. Please join us," Watari added.
"This looks very fun. Of course I'll join in the fun," Hisoka said.
"Would you like some of this?" Tatsumi added.
"YES oh YES PLEASE!!!" Hisoka replied in a sweet voice.
"MORE, MORE!!!" Hisoka shouted.
Kanoe was too afraid of going in there, so he went to Count Haku-Shaku's mansion. There, he saw Watason in his maid outfit making green eggs and ham for the Count. He stuffed Watason into a bag and kidnapped him. He went back to the department building and threw Watason into Tatsumi's office.
"Ahh.Tatsumi-San you look so fine today," Watason complimented.
"You're not looking so bad yourself, "coughed Tatsumi.
"And Watari-San, you look rather different. On the good side, I mean," Watason added. Watari was speechless.
"Please lighten up, Hisoka-San," said Watason. Hisoka stared at Watason blankly.
"Are you ready, Watason?" asked Tatsumi. "Ready," replied Watason happily.
"Yes.Tatsumi-San.it tastes delicious." said Watason.
"...fresh and scrumptious." added Hisoka.
"..so GOOD.so GOOD." commented Watari in a very sexy and deep voice.
Finally, Kanoe couldn't stand it. He dashed to Tsuzuki's office and told him about what happened. Tsuzuki and Kanoe rushed to Tatsumi's office. They stood outside the door for a few minutes. Kanoe kept his hand on the knob and hesitated to turn it.
".SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD!!!" Watari continued in the same sexy and deep voice.
Tsuzuki had A LOT of work to do (assigned by Kanoe), so he was really pissed. Tsuzuki also stayed up late without having Tatsumi's special coffee.
"Oh move it, you fat old bastard!" shouted Tsuzuki. With that, he pushed the door open loudly.
Kanoe stared in astonishment as he saw Tatsumi, Watari, Hisoka, and Watason gathered around the table with magazines and drinking Tatsumi's special coffee.
Tsuzuki first looked at his colleagues coolly. Then, he turned to Kanoe angrily. Tsuzuki's impression immediately changed into fear.
"Um.sorry for calling you a fat old bastard, Kanoe-San," Tsuzuki said anxiously as he turned into a dog.
"You will be on the cleaning duty for three months," said Kanoe sternly. "And you will not be permitted to eat sweets of any kind during this time."
"But Kanoe-San." Tsuzuki pleaded sadly.
"And you will write 'I will not call my kind and handsome boss, Kanoe-San, a fat old bastard ever again, or I will not be able to eat sweets, and I be on cleaning duty for a year' 350 times everyday for the next three months for arguing with me," Kanoe added.
Tsuzuki immediately fainted, and the guys looked blankly at the fallen figure.
"Now boys, who's up for some coffee?" Kanoe asked.
Tatsumi's office was full of life again, and nobody even noticed Tsuzuki!!!