Summary: Naruto gets talked into signing up for a chat-room, where he meets someone who really seems to get the lonely blond. Eventually he wants to meet the person behind the username and things get crazy from then on.
I Don't Know, Don't Care.
"Hey, you know your my best pal right?" the brunet seated in a booth directly across from a blond-haired man asked. The two were currently sitting in an old restaurant they visited frequently in the far back sharing a drink. The brunet had spiky hair with a leather jacket that looked barely worn, despite the fact he worn it every other day. He also had two red upside-down triangles directly under his eyes.
"No. Not happening." came an immediate reply.
"What? You didn't even know what I was going to ask!" the man with slight fangs said slightly offended.
"Save your breath Kiba. I'm not paying for you AGAIN." the blue-eyed emphasized with slight annoyance laced in his voice.
"I'll pay you b—"
"No."
"Come on~"
"Nope."
"Why not Naruto?" Kiba pouted crossing his arms.
Rolling his eyes the messy hair blond began to speak " I'm not made of money. I work to eat and to pay the bills. Not for people who like mooch off their friends, besides I've paid for your food the last FOUR times and have yet to see a dime of that 'payed back'.''
Sighing in defeat the dog-lover frowned and reached into his jacket pulling out his wallet. "Okay, okay. I get it. I'm horrible. I'll pay for both of this time around okay?" Placing some money on the table pausing after he did so. "But do you think I could ask for a different kind of favor?" he looked into his friends eyes pleadingly.
Raising an eyebrow cautiously Naruto asked "Depends. What kind of favor?"
"Well you see..." Kiba started scratching his cheek with his finger letting out a nervous laugh. "You know how me and Shino are an 'item' right? Been what? Hitting the 5 year mark now I think?" Who doesn't know? Naruto thought. A week before their senior year of high-school let out they were the couple that everyone talked about. Kiba let everyone and their dead ancestors know that he and Shino were now officially a 'thing'.
But Naruto nodded showing his friend he was still waiting for him to get to the point. "Okay so Shino is going to visit his family up south and when I asked if I could go to he said, and I quote, 'No, I don't think they would like your personality as much as I do, so I need you to stay here.'"
Kiba paused and looked at Naruto expectantly. "What are you getting at Kiba? Did you and Shino have a fight after that then?"
Laughing at Naruto's question "No! The opposite! We had this huge make-out scene and did other things I'm pretty sure you don't want me to get into the detaisl with" Kiba winked, a grin of remembrance at full blast . "Anyway, what I'm asking is, because he's going to be gone for a whole week, I was wondering if I could stay at your place till he gets back? I hate being home alone and a week of it might end with the house burned down..."He waited with puppy-dog eyes and added "So can I?"
Naruto sighed with relief. At least he and Shino were on good terms and their was no reason for drama. Grinning at his canine friend Naruto nodded "Sure! I don't see why not. You can come by today if you'd like. We haven't really seen much of each other outside our usual meet-up cafe anyways. We can hangout like we used to in high-school."
The brunet smiled back and stood up to leave "I'll take you up on that offer. You still living in those shabby apartments I'm guessing?"
Naruto got up to follow and nodded "Yeah, I'm still living there but there not shabby stupid mutt. It's called living modestly." he said playfully "Come by anytime you want though, I'll be up, but try to bring some food. I'm not going grocery shopping until tomorrow and I only have delicious ramen left. So in your thinking,ramen hater, I'm out of food."
Kiba was already heading towards the exit. Nodding his usual goodbyes to the employees that knew them by name and ignoring his friends little comment."Yeah, yeah. I'll try. I'll even brings some drinks so we can have a bit of fun~" he yelled back at Naruto.
"Whoa Kiba! You have someone, so keep your dirty paws away from me!" The blond jokingly replied covering himself more with his jacket.
Laughing his way out the door Kiba smirked "I wouldn't want you if you that way even if it came with a million dollars. Plus, I know you don't swing that way Naruto."
Naruto placed a tip on the table. Whatever dog breath. I guess I better be heading back home to get the guest room ready. With that thought in mind Naruto waved bye to some employees. The usual with him thanking them for their service and them in turn thanking him for the business wishing for a safe ride home.
The drive back was short enough but left Naruto with some time to think. He was excited that his best friend and him could hangout for a whole week. Man did he miss the old days when Kiba and him would hangout regularly after-school and cause some trouble that was borderline legal. The memory making him grin at himself. Those were the days, Shikamaru, Lee, Sakura, Kiba, hell he even that bastard Sasuke for all it's worth had good times back then. They all got jobs after college doing important, time consuming, things while Naruto just did odd-jobs that came around. So now, no one really had the time to spear for Naruto.
The thought made his face drop. Sure Kiba and him would compare schedules sometimes to find out if they could go get some coffee, but it wasn't enough. He was lonely. He missed his friends. He tried dating but it always ended with them saying he was to 'clingy' or 'to much like a child'. Naruto just liked having something happen in his life. So yeah he liked asking his girlfriends to go out often to silly or weird places. Sitting on the couch wasn't going to get him anywhere and it seemed no one understood that. He didn't want things to always be normal.
Sighing Naruto pulled up to the 'Kohana Apartments' and made his way upstairs. They weren't as bad as Kiba made them out to be. Or maybe Naruto just didn't know any better home. It had only two stories, with the basic red doors and roof while the walls where white, the entire thing could use a new paint job really. The set-up was a rectangular shape with one of the biggest sides gone for the parking area. Yeah sure the place looked a bit unkempt because the landlord, Jiraiya, was always gone on 'research' and only came back to pick up rent. But it looked at least livable and gave off a friendly vibe.
Naruto mentally shuttered when he remembered asking Jiraiya once what he did for his research and in turn he handed a book to Naruto and whispered in his ear "Keep it as a gift, but I wouldn't read it in public." Don't get him wrong. Naruto liked sex and girls as much as the next guy but what was in that book scarred him for his next 3 life's. The blond had to admit the old pervert had a certain..way with words.
Shaking himself out of his thoughts, Naruto unlocked his door and proceeded inside leaving his shoes at the door. He lived in a two bedroom apartment on the top story with a small living-room connected to an even smaller kitchen and two small bathrooms in each room. Nothing fancy. Just the way he liked it. Truth be told he meant to only get a one bedroom apartment on the bottom floor but the old pervert conned him into a two bedroom before the confused blond knew what was going on.
Not missing a beat the blond headed straight for the guest room. Kiba didn't need to know that he mainly used this room to keep his dirty laundry until he was down to his last pair of underwear. Even then Naruto hated doing the clothes so much he would go commando once in awhile just to hold it off carrying all his clothes downstairs for a day. Preparing for some intense quick cleaning Naruto began the quest for a clean room.
An hour and a half later all the clothes had been gathered and put in his car so that first thing tomorrow morning he could get the horrid chore out of the way. Adding some finishing touches to the room like fixing the bed and spraying some air freshener here and there, vacuuming the floor, and taking out all the trash. Naruto gave it one last look over inwardly applauding his good work before the door behind him.
As if on cue Naruto heard a loud knock at his door. Only to be followed by a familiar voice barking at him that they brought food. "Door's open!" he hollered running to jump on the living-rooms couch.
Kiba walked in with a huge grin covering his face, showing off those canine-like teeth he is so proud of. Walking over to Naruto he placed a few brown bags on the couch, and plopped down next to his friend "I brought some of the good stuff so we can celebrate hanging out at your place! Don't worry. I'm the best kind of drunk, the party kind."
A/N- This IS a NaruGaa/NaruGaa! I just wanted to make this a chapter thing. I hope I don't disappoint to much.
Some questions
A) Do you ship Naruto with other people? Tell me if you do! :D (Naruto is shipped with near everyone in my eyes. I'm just really curious.)
B) Is there anything you're expecting from this story? Or want to see happen? (Like a good ending, make-out scenes, more Shino & Kiba etc.) Share I love ideas!!
To those who read this before I edited it, I am so sorry! 0m0'' I wrote this as a joke to a friend and posted it on here expecting no one to read it! But even it was just 1 or a 100 I will continue this! I edited it a bit hoping it's not to unbearable to read.
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