Hello Hetalia Fans! I'm PandaCutie77, but you can just call me Panda-chan. I know there are a lot of Hetalia truth or dare stories out there, but since I've never done a Hetalia story yet this will be my first one to make. I hope you all will like or love it.
Chapter One
The Start of the Show:
"And that's the reason why we should build a giant robot to end world hungry." America says to everybody. "So what do you all think about my great idea?"
"America for the last and I mean the LAST time that is the most STUPIDES idea that I have ever heard." England yells. "How in the hell is a giant robot going to help end world hungry in the first place?"
"Well British dude I'm glad you asked that." America says with joy. "The reason is because the robot will make it rain food every day and soon the world won't have to worry about food running low ever again."
"That is the worst idea I've ever heard." Yelled England
"What, so you have a better idea?" asked America getting annoyed by England
"Well it's a better idea than your stupid robot." Said England getting annoyed from America
As always America and England start fighting over America's weirdest ideas…'again' while they fight everybody else is either trying to stop them or isn't playing any attention to them.
As the two fight nobody seems to notice PandaCutie coming in the meeting room late.
"Sorry I'm late everybody I forgot to set my alarm this morning." PandaCutie said as she got to her seat. "Did I miss anything important?"
"It's alright PandaCutie and you didn't miss anything important because we didn't really get to start anything yet." Germany said as he got annoyed by the fight.
"Panda-chan is something wrong you don't look good?" Japan asked as he took a seat by Germany and Italy.
"Ve~ Japan's right, you look like you haven't slept." Italy said worried.
"That's because I couldn't get any real sleep this past week." PandaCutie quietly said.
"Why?" All three of them said at the same time.
"Well, remember when I told you all about my Talk-show that I had?"
"Ja/ Si/ Hai." They said again at the same time.
"Well…It got cancel after about three weeks had past."
"WHAT!" They said out loud, making everybody look at them.
"What is the problem aru?" China asked walking over to the four.
"Yeah dudes and dudette what's the matter?" America asked.
"Ve~ PandaCutie's talk-show got cancel." Italy cried out loud.
"WHAT!" Everybody yelled.
"Um…it isn't a big deal just forget that I said anything." PandaCutie said with a tired impression.
"But P. that was a dream of yours, to start a talk-show in the first place." America said with a sad tone.
"Yeah, but-" she was cut off by the American.
"But nothing, you wanted to do this show so you are going to finish this show." America said determinedly.
"Ve~ if it helps we can have a talk-show that involves all of us countries?" Italy said.
After Italy had said that statement everybody was surprise to hear him say something besides eating pasta and talking about pretty girls.
"I guess, if it isn't any trouble for anybody?" Panda-chan asked sort of worried about their answers.
"No worries P. will be there to help if needed." America said giving a thumps up.
Everybody in the room either was nodding at the idea or giving (mostly America) thumps up. PandaCutie was surprise to see everybody willing to help.
"Ok, well let's get started then, but I'm going to need some help from everybody to get the stage set up and some other things that I need help with." PandaCutie said giving the countries instructions.
A Week Later
After a week had gone by everything was set up for the show tonight and the Allies and Axis were now getting ready backstage.
"Ok everybody the show starts in five minutes." PandaCutie said to the eight countries. "Everybody does know what to do right?"
The Countries all nodded their heads and went out on stage. Just hearing the audience made PandaCutie nervous.
"Well P. time to start the show." PandaCutie whimper to herself.
As the she walked out on stage she was surprise to see a full house even if she did have a mansion (I don't really have a mansion) she just couldn't believe some people came to see the show.
When she looked around she didn't notice America handing her the microphone to start the show.
She took the microphone from America she breathes in and out.
"Hello everybody and welcome to Hetalia Talk-show." PandaCutie said with confidence. "I'm your host PandaCutie."
"Now before we get started let me introduce my guests." PandaCutie said.
"My first guest is the hero, who loves to eat hamburgers and drink coke, Alfred F. Jones or as you all know him as America."
"Hey everybody the hero is here to help anybody in need." America said as he fist pump the air.
"My second guest is the British gentlemen everybody knows and loves, Arthur Kirkland or as he likes to be known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Irelands."
"Please just call me England and it's a pleasure to be here." England said giving a bow to the audience.
"My third guest is the French Pervert, Francis Bonnefoy or France."
"Bonjour belles dames, c'est un plaisir d'être ici." France said winking at the ladies. (The translate will be at the end of every story if needed.)
"My forth guest is the tall Russian man, who loves vodka and sunflowers, Ivan Braginski or Russia."
"привет everybody, you all will become one with Russia." Russia says with a dark smile.
"Um…yeah, anyway my fifth guest is the oldest country, who likes to cook and take care of his pandas, Wang Yao or China."
"你好 everybody I'm really glad to be here." China said.
"That's all the Allies now onto the Axis." PandaCutie said.
"My sixth guest is the Japanese man, who loves anime, manga, and being the samurai that he is, Honda Kiku or Japan."
"こんにちは I'm looking forward to being in the show." Japan says giving a bow.
"My seventh guest is the hard working German, who is very strict, but sometimes ok to be around with, Ludwig Beilschmidt also known as Germany."
"Hallo everybody." Germany says slowly waving his hand.
"Last, but not least my eighth guest, he loves to eat pasta and pizza mostly pasta, sleeps and create beautiful art you know him you love him the one and only Feliciano Vargas or as he likes to be called Italy."
"Ciao everybody I'm Italy…PASTAAAAAAAAAA~" Italy yells holding is arm out as to grab something.
"That's all my guests here today, now before we really start this show let me explain the rules to everybody." PandaCutie said holding out a piece of paper.
RULES:
1. No rated M stuff; people please little kids read this stuff so keep your dirty questions, dares, or anything else to yourself.
2. No killing countries or me; but we can be hurt or maimed.
3. No incest; I don't really like this so please don't ask for it.
4. I do allow yaoi; just no FrUk (sorry FrUk fans, but no FrUk for you on this show.)
5. No questions that bring up the topics of 9/11, Holocaust, Pearl Harbor, Atomic Bomb, ect. (You know what I mean.)
If any of these rules are broken then somebody will be report and I'M NOT PLAYING EITHER.
"That should be all the rules that I could think of." PandaCutie said looking over the paper just to make sure. "I don't really have anything else to say."
"Hey P. when are we going to answer questions?" America asked.
"Probably next week I guess." PandaCutie told "That is if we can make it to next week."
"Ugh do we have to wait?" America whined.
"Sorry America, but we don't have any reviews yet." Panda-chan said.
"Well if we don't have any reviews yet then how about we cut the show early for today." England said.
"I guess that's a good idea." Panda-chan said "Well that's it for today everybody sees you next week on…"
"Hetalia Talk-Show!" everybody said or yelled.
"And please review." PandaCutie said at the end.
Translated
Bonjour belles dames, c'est un plaisir d'être ici- French for 'Hello lovely ladies it's a pleasure to be here.'
Привет - Russian for 'Hello'
你好 – Chinese for 'Hello'
こんにちは – Japanese for 'Good Afternoon'
Ciao – Italian for 'Hello'
PandaCutie: That was a fun first show don't you think Japan?
Japan: Hai! It was Panda-chan; I hope we get to do it again next week?
PandaCutie: Don't worry we will.
Italy: Ve~ Panda when is the next show/story going to be?
PandaCutie: Next week and it will be on every Friday or Saturday depending on what mood I'm in.
Germany: Ja! Now you three back to training.
PandaCutie: What! But there isn't even any war going on right now.
Germany: Ja, but you still need to train so no more whining and start running laps.
PandaCutie: Ok, but Germany let me tell you something.
*Starts backing away to the exit with Italy behind her*
Germany: Vhat?
PandaCutie: ITALY RUN!
*They run out the door for their lives*
Germany: ITALY, PANDACUTIE GET BACK HERE!
*Runs after them*
Japan: PandaCutie does not own Hetalia nor the mansion. Don't forget to review for next weeks show/story.
Good Bye!