Ok, guys, please be gentle. This is my first ever fanfic. My friend WC(Whitechocolate14) got me hooked on this site, so I thought I'd write up a story. Please do review and enjoy!

Roxas walked into the kitchen in the of the organization`s castel. Demex was making a bowl of cereal. Demex was pouring the milk into the bowl."This stupid milk it won't come out," said Demex"I'm going to practice my trombone."

"Uhmmm more cereal for me," said Roxas as he pour the milk into the bowl. "Captain Crunch! my favorite."

Roxas was munch'n on his Captain Crunch when Axel walked in in his joe boxers with flaming bunnies on them and flaming bunnie slippers(Which are apparently pink bunnie slippers that he set on fire).Axel walked towards the refridgerater. He began to sing: "I belive in miracles! Where ya from something something!,OK WHERE IS THE MILK AT YOU KNOW I NEED MY MILK!"

"Well Axel,Demex was going to make a bowl of cereal and so he was so stupid he thought the milk was frozen or something so I made me a bowl of cereal," said Roxas. Axel began to become enraged with Roxas he summoned his Chakrams.

"I'm going to pound your head in, Roxas!," Axel yelled vigerlously "You never drink my MILK!"Axel began to scorch with fire. Then they heard someone. Crap thats not who I think it is thought the two of them. It was Xemnas the lord of nobodies(Well he kinda thinks everyone else is so yeah just about fits them in his POV).

"Hey, Axel, I'd advice you to chill, so yeah,"said Xenmas chillingly like a rappist(If you scramble out his name It is Mansex, so I noticed) "Roxas it is time for you to go catch up with Xion and go collect hearts." So Roxas hurried off to collect hearts. "I've have business to take care of-" Xemnas started but was cut off.

"Number 1 or number 2?" Axel asked.

"-with you,"Xemnas continued, ignoring his last statement."You have be rewarded the most high opponted mission!"

"Awesome sauce," Axel said lazily.

"No!," Xemnas barked impatiently. "You're lazy and for some weird reason that is completely beyond me, you've been rewarded for your hard 'work'!"

"I do work hard, dang it! You think I like waking up and moving? No, I don't! I just wanna burn crap all the time and drink milk!" Axel said "Want some?"

"No! Your mission, if you choose to accept it-"saying Xemnas before he got cut off by someone i.e. Axel.

"Can I choose not to accept the mission?" Axel asked.

"No." Xemnas said like he telling a dog. "It is to blast the stupid, Disney Castel to the oblivion."

"Are you talking about our other castel?,"said Axel.

"No! You dim wit!" said Xemnas "The girly one."

"Why?" asked Axel.

"Because I want to destoy all woman and there be only men for my true name is Mansex!"said Xemnas/Mansex.

"Get away from me, you sexist bastard!" said Axel.

Roxas walks back in with his girlfriend Xion."Hello Guys!" simotaenously."We just walked into a very unwelcoming situation did we?"

"Yep! got milk?"said Axel

"Yep got some at the Beast Castel's local village here it's fresh" said Xion "Hey want to go to Twilight town we can get some Sweet'n~Salty Ice cream?"

"Sure, excuse me, Mansex while, I go with my friend" said Axel. So he left with Roxas and Xion. Axel summoned his portal to the Dark realm allowing him to go the other worlds by exiting it into the realm of Light.

A few hours later

"So, Axel, what was that all about?" asked Roxas

"Aw, nothing of the most importance"said Axel

"Are you going to eat that?"asked Xion

"Yep" said Roxas he took a bite out of Axel screamed something so random that they certainly have it memorized.

"NO CHARLIE NO!"

Then there laughter spread through the open air around the clock tower above the train plaza.

Hey hope ya like it. I'm new to this and made me a bit confused at first but I finaly got it done. So please review! :)