SiP: Well this is another story I thought up and I hope it's not that bad and I'll say it now: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR THE CHARACTERS IN IT! So since I am that bored I haven't named my character yet. So I'll have you readers think up of a name for her and new characters are welcome! *bows down* let the story begin!

Noname: I hope it's a good name.

Chapter 1: WTF!

Oh the flowers were so pretty. Wait…

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…flowers?

HOLY MOTHER FUCKER! These weren't flowers! These were termites! TERMITES! HOLY FUCK! Where the hell was I? I looked around violently, it was dark and bleak. Cold and soggy. I looked around and kept seeing termites everywhere. I started to get irritated by them. "What the fuck is going on? Everywhere is creeping with these fucking termites! And this place smells like shit!"

I held my nose, breathing through my mouth. It only made it worse. Then I heard footsteps. I spun around and almost fell backwards. There standing in front of me (and it was way too close for my liking) was a guy who had a mop of red hair and – almost looked like a girl, but he was definitely a boy. His face was so clear that acne seemed impossible to be true.

"Woah! Just where da fuck did you come from?" I unplugged my nose and regained my posture. Looked him right in the eye, but he didn't flinch. Amazing. People always flinched when I stared at them like that.

He turned to the blackest corner of the room and started talking – to it? Was he crazy? "Looks like we found it, Deidara. The chakra source for all this chaos."

'Chakra? Chaos? Deidara? What the hell is this?' I started thinking and sorting this out, sadly nothing fit together. While this thinking session happened a blonde came out of the dark shadows.

"Are you sure this time, un? Last time you told me a rock had the hugest chakra and we brought it to HQ. instead we got our hairs pulled by Pein-sama, un." This dude called 'Deidara' groaned at a thought while rubbing under his ponytail.

"It was just a thought! I wanted it to be sure!" Mop guy answered back haughtily. He was turning red with anger. I looked between the two as sparks went flying. I stared at each of them. Then I laughed, my laugh if you say was childish and it sounded so sweet. 'Almost like honey.' One of the adults kept praising my laughs.

Deidara and mop dude stared at me, as if I had something strange on me. I ceased laughing and looked at them smiling. My tone softer than before. "You guys are hilarious."

My eyes shined as I looked at them. They looked dumbfounded, and a chuckle escaped my throat. I went back to study my place. The place I just happened to drop in.

One minute I was playing my PS3 (and I was on Call of Duty too) and the next I find mself looking at a wall of termites. Really ironic. I looked around and found a hole in the wall, enough for me to fit in and escape easily. I look at the other two and they seemed to be arguing over something. 'Might as well just go.'

I slipped in perfectly and made my way out into a forest. It seemed beautiful, the sun was seeping through the canopy and the air was fresh. Untouched by pollution. A breeze wafted through the air and I smelled pork chops.

GROOOWWWLLL

I looked embarrassed. When I got hungry my stomach would roar like a lion, just to get my attention. I hoped the others didn't hear it, and I went on my way to explore the forest for grub.

Deidara's POV

"Fine Danna! I get the ride ready and you'll carry her! But be gentle with her, un!" I finish off the agreement when I heard a roar just outside of the cave. Danna seemed to hear the same.

"What was that?" He was wide-eyed. I looked around but I couldn't find what I was searching for.

"W-where is she?" I looked around anxiously but couldn't find a single movement, besides the termites, indicating that the girl was there. Worst of all, the huge chakra pressure that Danna mentioned seemed to have disappeared. "Danna, you don't think that the monster took her away, un?"

Danna's eyes grew wider, even making his eyes bulge dangerously out. I backed away from him, it really scared me and sent chills down my spine.

Normal's POV

'Man I think I got lost.' I sighed. Walking in a random direction was fun, just like at home: we take the car on a random highway and end up at a random place (we even got lost once), but the destination wasn't fun. 'Well at least I reached somewhere.'

I looked around all I could see was sand dune after sand dune. Nothing here was visible and sandstorms seemed to be everywhere you would go.

I let out a low whistle. "I bet you! The Sahara desert can't match to this desert here! It's EXTREME!"

I kept on walking until the sun set. Casting shadows I never seen before. I turn around quickly to see who was following me. Turned out that there were two people walking in my direction. But they kept their constant speed. My beating heart ceased the deafening drums and went back to normal.

I headed my way until nightfall. I was about to fall asleep when I found a rock I could shelter in. not as big as a cave but big enough so I can shelter myself inside. Once I fit myself and got warm enough, I fell asleep.

Me: Well that was really short close to 1000 words.

Noname: And don't forget about my name! And make it a good one too!

Me: I guess that's about it then. Don't forget to review! Peace out.