Gaara was in a severe fight with a missing nin, when suddenly he blacked out.
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…"Huh?"
Gaara shook the sleepiness from his eyes. He looked around at the strange place, then down at himself. His gourd was gone, and his clothes had been changed to a simple t-shirt with gym shorts. Gaara grimaced at his attire. Where was his fishnet and sash? And his gourd? He walked out of the cave into the blazing sun…..or rather….sun-lamp. He looked to the man next to him.
"Where the hell am I?" Gaara asked the man.
"You're in heaven, Dave. Ninja Heaven."
"….The Hell? Am I…is this place anywhere near Sunagakure?"
"It's wherever you want it to be. Try the sand, Dave. It's really real."
Gaara stared in misbelief at this strange man. Why was he calling him Dave? And why was he acting like he was a walking meth lab? Gaara bent down to pick up some "sand."
"Damn…" he muttered. The sand wasn't real after all. He couldn't kill that annoying man.
3 months later…
Gaara lost his mind in the crazy asylum he was in. He was just another drone, eating the rice balls that were tossed at him and the other people in the room he was in.
"So you found the rice, baby."
Gaara turned around and looked at the wall. It was painted like the desert. He could see people we knew. And he could see the Shukaku.
"Mother?"
Shukaku smiled. "Hi, sweetie."
"Mother!" Gaara ran to the wall.
"Gaara! No matter what they say or do, we never stop believing in you." that was Naruto.
Temari's turn. "So, you'll be back soon?"
Shukaku glared at them. "Hey, c'mon! Let him eat."
Sakura stepped forward. "GO ahead, Dave. Don't mind us."
Gaara panicked, there was a food shortage back home, there had been a drought and the rice did not grow this year. "But there's plenty for everyone!"
Shukaku smiled at him. "It's OK, sugar. We can wait."
All the bodies started to dissolve as if they were simple sand clones. Gaara panicked again.
"No, no! Mother! Mother! Th-there's, th-there's lots here! There's enough for everyone! MOTHER!"
Gaara throws rice balls at the wall where the Shukaku was. They exploded, but Gaara didn't seem to notice.
He dropped to his knees a screamed a bloodcurdling scream.
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…."Where am I?"
"The hospital. That fight you had nearly killed you. You should be more careful. Now that the Shukaku's gone from you, you don't have that impenetrable protection anymore."
"Oh."
"Here's lunch. Rice balls. Enjoy. I'll be back to check on you later. See you, Dave." Sakura walked away checking something off the clipboard.
Gaara choked on the rice and fell back against the cushions. He blacked out again.
Ha ha ha. I just had to. Disclaimers. I do not own Naruto or Happy Feet. Gaara blacked out again because he is too manly to faint. Duh. Review please!