By Marie. She *had* her Ken fic finished, but her computer insists on hating her...
'Twas the night before Christmatt, and all through Izzy's house;
Not a creature was stirring, not even his mouse
The slippers were hung by the chimney with flair;
In hopes that St. Yamato-kun would actually care
The chosen children were snug in their beds;
With visions of Taito hentai dancing about in their heads
While Mimi was snoring, tossing forwards and back;
I, Jou Kido, set out for a midnight snack
When out on the yard there arouse such a clatter;
Followed by Taichi's, annoying sleep-walking chatter
I opened the window, I was tired, although;
I saw down on Izumi's lawn, Ishida Yamato
Then what should my glasses help my eyes see appear;
But a cool looking sleigh, and Tokomons dressed as reindeer!
Lookie there! It's St. Matt! His hair unusually tame;
Faster than Rapidmon, the short-sighted ones they came!
Those flashy tokomons he had, he called them by name:
"On Fluffy, On Karly, On Sandy and David Wells!;
On Yoko, On Terri, On Dilandau as well!"
"To the top of the roof! Even though it's real tall!
Now fly my pretties! Fly! Fly up this tall wall!"
As no snow on the ground, and a wall that looks like Tai;
Matt found that Tokomons are not meant to fly.
With Birdramon's help, the legend came true!
With a sleigh full of toys, they drank Labatt Blue
And then with a scream, a slap and a poof;
The short-sighted Tokomons arrived on the roof
As I bit my lip, I pivoted 'round;
Yamato got stuck, for his foot was bound
He finally got down, freeing his foot;
His perfect hair was full of ashes and soot
A bundle of toys fell down after that;
It fell down and crushed him, oh, poor poor Matt
His eyes, they're dreamy! His smile quite scary!
Oh course, he's Yamato, he's never quite merry
He giggled and laughed, why I don't know;
He danced around merrily, he was quite a show
The white trim on his shirt, as white as his teeth;
He didn't quite notice his hat was a wreath
He started to sing, something by 'Nelly';
I offered him cake, steal candy and jelly
Mimi and Tai came downstairs and sat next to myself;
They said "Hey, Santa, don't you have an elf?"
With a yawn from Mimi, and tangled hair on Taichi's head;
Soon made me something feel as I had something to dread
He grumbled at us at went right to work;
He filled up Tai's stocking half-full, my, what a jerk!
And calling up the chimney, calling to who knows;
After some screaming, Matt's feet, they rose
He got in to his sleigh, and gave his team a whistle;
I'm sure they would've flew, but Karly's foot was stuck in a thistle...
Yet I saw him exclaim, though he was far out of sight;
"MERRY CHRISTMATT TO ALL! AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
"Well that sucks much!" Tai said with a frown;
Mimi added, "I know~! Did you see his crown?"
"I'm sure he meant well!" I tried to say brightly;
And added, "Or maybe his underwear was worn too tightly!"
"Why that must be it!" Taichi said, fixing his hair;
Mimi smiled and said, "Or he just must not care!"
And so we finish, our story of Matt;
You thought it was Joumi, and it isn't just that!
Matt lacks Christmas spirit, for that let's forgive him!
I want to show Mimi this green thing with a ribbon!
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XD!!! This was fun to write~~!!! Merry Christmas, y'all!!! GWEEEE!!! FUN!!!!
I don't own Digimon... DUHH!!!