Disclaimer: I own absolutely NOTHING just the story

Hi!! It's me again!! Here's another random one shot!! Staring me and my buddy Kurohou!!

K: Hi! I'm Kurohou, Sai's buddy!!

Now…let's get this show on the road!!

A random fanfic

"Atem, Kurohou! What's up?" I greeted my friends as I answered the door to my house in the anime world, Sai-chan manor.(AN/ It looks like Kaiba mansion except that the gates have vine designs all over. XD!)

"We're fine. How 'bout you?" Kurohou responded.

"Same here." I replied "Well…So are we gonna work on our fanfic?" I continued.

"Of course." Atem replied.

Soon after that we were busy with our fanfic.

5 hours later

After 5 hours we were done and had gone searching the net for some funny pictures. Unfortunately we had come across a yaoi picture of Atem KISSING KAIBA!! By now our eyes were as wide as plates, but Atem's were even wider. I could see why, If I was him I would have the same reaction. What was Unexpected was that he fainted soon after eyes wide open.

There was a moment of silence.

Finally Kurohou said…

"Sai, I think he's dead." I raised an eyebrow and checked his pulse. Luckily he was alive, but the strange thing is that it was as fast as a car going 999,000 miles an hour 24/7! WEIRD.

"He's not. Just K.O let's just leave him there he'll wake up." I confirmed.

"Ok whatever." She agreed.

3 hours later…..

He woke up. "Oh…My head…" he muttered when he noticed something strange. He remembered wearing black pants and shirt but now he was wearing….A DRESS! A pink goofy dress with lace, ribbons, pleats and other silly stuff. He bit his lip. Huh? His lip felt moist, he stoked it with his finger and took a look. BLUE LIPSTICK?!

WTF?! What was going on here?! Suddenly a thought entered his mind: Sai-chan & Kurohou! They must have done this! He got up to confront them when he tripped over.

'What the?!' he thought as he took a look at his feet.10 INCH HIGH HEELS?! Now those 2 had gone over the line!!

He got up and steadily walked over to them. Once he got to them he poked my and Kurohou's head with a pencil.

"OW! What the heck did you that for?!" We said in unison. Then we noticed his get up and started laughing hysterically.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!"

"Kaiba sure did a number on ya!'' Kurohou said before getting into a major fit of laughs.

"Kaiba?" He and I asked in our confusion.

"Yeah. He came and dressed you up and tadaa here you are."

"When? I didn't see him." I asked

" You were busy uploading and publishing our story."

"Oh, Okay. You think fan fiction's a lot more important than I am?"

He said with hints of frustration.

"No. It's just that Sai-chan was asleep while uploading and publishing."

He sweat dropped. "Then why didn't you wake her up?"

"I tried to but she on reflex punched me in the face and K.Oed me."

"Wait 1 fucking second!" I said

"What?"

"How did you know it was Kaiba?"

"There was a BEWD card on the ground."

"What did you do to it?" Atem asked in curiosity.

" I shredded it in Sai-chan's Kitchen."

"Cooool!" I screamed

"So where are my clothes?" he asked remembering his getup.

"I saw him stuff them in her closet." Kurohou said as she pointed to a near by closet. He looked in and we turned around as he changed. When he was done I said…

"I want to go out for a drink, Do you guys wanna come?"

"Sure." They said in unison and we left.

Meanwhile in the Kitchen

Kaiba looked at the remains of his BEWD on the floor and screamed.

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

As for the fanfic: You just read it!

Authors note:

1.REVIEW!!

2.what do you guys think? Should I post the original?

3.Kurohou if you're reading this I hope you enjoyed!