"Squiddy will," I called from the cooler.
"huh?" I herd him say
"Well Mr. Squidward, looks like youll be teaching me niece the ropes!"
I bust outthe cooler with my arms open, tenderly hugging him, his body limp and slimy in my arms. He sighed n pushed me off with pain in his tender eyes. I new in that moment that he was madly in love wiht me, i just new.
"Mr. Krabs is this really necessary? Can't Spongebob take care of... this?"
"You can take care of me, you bet youre sweet ass you can take caqre of me" i seductivly said seductivly.
He sighed and everyone else left the room.
"I dont want to do this" he said, putting a VHS into the tv set
"You dont have two..." i said winking
"What are you even trying to say?" He asked
"You knwo"
"No."
"AHAHAHA." I laughd "Your fuckin funny Squiddy this is why i love you."
"What."
"I mean I uh... fine Ill admit it i love you."
"Uh, yeah okay." He said his amber eyes glistening
"Does that mean you love me too"
"No."
"Your fuckin sexxxy wen u play hard two get"
"...What ever." He said and pressed play on the TV a video started playing. He left.
I awoke to the sweet scent of squid.
"Wake up. I know its boring but you gotta know this." He said
"All I need to know is you. Every inch of you." His eyes widened.
"Mr. Krabs," he screeched, "I can't do this anymore."
My dumbass uncle came in the room, killing the sexual tension
"Whys that, me boy? Gothica too much for ye? Arharhar." he said in his stupid acent
"She keeps hitting on me its sexual harassment," Squiddy said. I blushed when he said sexual
"Is this true, lass?" my uncle asked me
"Bitch it might be" i said