This is the sequel to Akatsuki Breakfast time!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
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"Tobi we are back from Denny's and its only….9 o'clock." Leader-sama said.
"Tobi?" "I am in here!" Leader and the others walked into Tobi's room. Tobi was lying on the floor. "Tobi? What did you do?" "I got into Weasel-man's sake cabinety thing" "You drank Itachi's sake?!" "Yep" "OMG" "So…do you want some?" "NO I DO NOT WANT SOME! ITACHI IS GOING TO KILL YOU!" "So it wouldn't be the first time." "True. So are you going to tell him?" "let him igure it out himself" "Okay…" "I think I am going to see my brother." "You have a brother?" "No, but I think I'll go visit Itachi's little brother…what was his name? Uh…Sasuke…hehehehehe" "What is so funny?" "Sasuke has the word gay in it.." "No it doesn't the last part just sounds like gay. But that is pretty funny." "Does Itachi have a tutu?" "I don't know. Go ask him." "Okay.. YO ITACHI DO YOU HAVE A TUTU?" "What?" "DO. YOU. HAVE. A .TUTU!?" "Not that I know of no." "Okay." "Why do you want to know Tobi?" "Cause I wanted to show it to Sasgay." "You want to show MY little brother…a tutu?" "yep." "Are you drunk?" "Yep." " Do you have a mother?" "Yep." "Is Orochimaru your boyfriend?" Yep." "yeah he is definitely drunk." "Hey Kissame!" "What?" "Get the video camera." "Why?" "Tobi's drunk!" "Awesome!" (he says 'awesome' like a surfer dude would) Kissame came out of his room with a video camera. "So where is Tobi?" "Hitting on a lamp." "Well at least he didn't do what I did and hit on Deidara." "Now he is." Itachi was pointing to Tobi who was flirting with Deidara thinking he was a girl. Kissame pointed the camera at Deidara and Tobi. "TOBI ITS ME DEIDARA I AM NOT A GIRL!" "Its no use Dei, Tobi's drunk." "Oh that's just great. I hope he isn't like Kissame when he was drunk." "SHUT UP! IT WAS MY FIRST DRINK!" "Surrrrrrrrre Whatever you say Kissame." "I think I'm going to Konohagakure." "Why?" "Because they have a hot springs." "TOBI!" "What?" "You are not going to the hot springs and that is final." "You are not my mother Itachi, though you do look like her." "GO TO YOUR ROOM MISTER!"
"MAKE ME!"
"GO!"
"Fine, but I am not making you a birthday card."
"My birthday was 3 months ago."
"I don't care!"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM"
"I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!" (Yes that is from Lilo and Stitch)
"Then…GO TO BED!"
"IT'S
9:30 IN THE MORNING!"
"TAKE A NAP!"
There was no answer. "Huh, he actually listened to me." Itachi said to himself.
In Tobi's Room"hehehehehe Stupid weasel, doesn't even know that I am sneaking out." Tobi jumped out of the window, leaving a clone of himself asleep on the bed, just to remember that there was security on the windows and doors and whoever goes though gets shocked. "Crap." ZAP. Tobi walked to the front door of the base and knocked. "Guys let me in." "Who are you?" Itachi asked
"The muffin man, who the heck do you think it is it's me Tobi,"
"Impossible Tobi is drunk and asleep in his room,"
"No I am not a snuck out and the security system shocked me!"
"Hold on. HEY KISSAME!" "What do you want now?" "Go see if Tobi is in his room.
"Fine…Yeah he's in there."
"See your not Tobi."
"THAT'S
A SHADOW CLONE!"
"Are you sure?" "YES! JUST LET ME BACK
IN!"
"Okay, but if your not Tobi your dead." Itachi said as he opened the door. Then he saw Tobi and it wasn't a clone or transformation. "…oops…"
"Yeah next time, look out the door first Itachi-san." Tobi said as he went back to his room.
"Wow you sure are acting like an idiot today Itachi-san" Deidara said. Itachi punched him in the gut.
Wow…that was yet another sad ending…(check my other fanfic Team 7's New teammate the new chapter) well please review.
