Hey, this is a story with many msn conversations in it. I'd like to know who you like to have in my story. I'll warn you, I'm not up to date with the manga or the anime, so I can't get everyone known in the manga/anime in it. The first characters will be.... you have to read if you want to find out.
SECOND NOTE: This is the rewritten version of chapter 1! I hope this is better!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach nor do I own Harry Potter…
Chapter 1: I'll kill the one I want to kill
'I belong in Gryffindor' has singed in.
'I'm gonna hit my dad' has signed in.
I belong in Gryffindor: Hey, why are you gonna hit your dad again?
I'm gonna hit my dad: Because he ruined Yuzu's dinner again…. Wait, your online again?
Where were you?
I belong in Gryffindor: Eeh… eeeh… well… I had sex with Rangiku in my room and I
kind of bumped into my computer, threw it on its side and landed on
it while Rangiku landed on me…. So my computer broke down…
I'm gonna hit my dad: No way, was it that wild?
I belong in Gryffindor: Yeah… you know. But another topic ok, I shagged this girl
yesterday, she was hot and had huge boobs! Her name was Inoue
I think, Inoue Orihime….
I'm gonna hit my dad: No way, she is in my class!
I belong in Gryffindor: Really, I didn't know you had any hot female classmates, remember
I said female! I know you think Renji is hot…
I'm gonna hit my dad: Eeeh… Renji is not in my class…. He is in yours…
I belong in Gryffindor: Oops… :$ I guess I don't know my classmates that well…
I'm gonna hit my dad: But about Inoue, she just broke up with Keigo, because he was
flirting with Rukia from Tatsuki's class. She might think you are her
new boyfriend, that might be a problem if you want to hide your
shagobsession with other girls… You know Matsumoto hates that.
I belong in Gryffindor: No way! You're kidding right? Do you know her msn?
I'm gonna hit my dad: Nope, sorry, you have to deal with this alone okay?
I belong in Gryffindor: Shit, shit, shit, Rangiku is going to kill me!
I'm gonna hit my dad: That's your own fault, you and your shagobsession!
I belong in Gryffindor: But Rangiku is too sticky, she always wants to be with me, even on
the toilet, crazy obsessed woman!
I'm gonna hit my dad: She's not the only one who is obsessed.
'Pink heart attack' has signed in.
Pink heart attack: Nii-san, I have fixed diner, are you coming?
I'm gonna hit my dad: Yes, off course, but why didn't you call me?
Pink heart attack: I did, but your music is too loud.
I'm gonna hit my dad: Sorry.
'Pink heart attack' has signed out.
I'm gonna hit my dad: Gotta go! See you later
I belong in Gryffindor: See yah!
'I'm gonna hit my dad' has signed out.
'I love my big lion' has signed in.
I love my big lion: Hiii darling! (K) (H) How are you?
I belong in Gryffindor: Hi, fine and you?
I love my big lion: I am fine, why don't I get a kiss?
I belong in Gryffindor: Eeh.. did you want one?
I love my big lion: Owwww you're so clueless and cute! I'll give you a big hug when I see
you tonight! I can come, can't I?
I belong in Gryffindor: Tonight? No, I'm sorry. I'm gonna meet some friends.
I love my big lion: Owww I'll see you at school… or do you want some webcam sex?
I belong in Gryffindor: Pizza is here, gotta go!
I love my big lion: Darling, you know Pizza is not good for your skin and health. You should
eat something like a salad! Shall I come to you and make one?
'I belong in Gryffindor' has signed out.
I love my big lion: Darling? Darling? O please, don't ruin your beautiful skin with pizza!
'I love my big lion' has signed out.
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'My fair lady' has signed in.
'I dare you to pet me!' has signed in.
'All girls fall for my beautiful hair' has signed in.
'I belong in Gryffindor' has signed in.
My fair lady: Hey you guys, guess what? I've got a new girlfriend! She is a teacher at our school! Her name is Yoruichi, Shihouin Yoruichi.
All girls fall for my beautiful hair: What? Why didn't you choose a more beautiful girl?
Like Rangiku or Orihime.
I dare you to pet me!: Yume! Please don't let me remind you of my punishment if you're
going to talk about the beautiful girls you've seen again.
All girls fall for my beautiful hair: Sorry, big man, but you have to admit that he could have
chosen a younger girl at least.
I dare you to pet me!: You're right, Yume, but you know him, he always falls in love with
older women.
My fair lady: And I'm proud of it!
I belong in Gryffindor: Hey guys, we still gonna meet tonight, right? Because I already told
Rangiku I would be gone…
My fair lady: About that… I invited Yoruichi too. And she wanted to come, only if her
lesbian stalker could come with her, so…
I belong in Gryffindor: WHAT!!! It's a guys night! A GUYS night! Man, you're ruining it
with those stupid girls.
I dare you to pet me!: I thought you were the boobhunter…
I belong in Gryffindor: Maybe… but a guys night has to stay a guys night. It's special
because you can talk about things you can't talk with girls about.
All girls fall for my beautiful hair: Ok boobhunter, please try to keep it cool. I dare say that
our womenlover is going to shag Shihouin-sensei all
night, so don't worry about her. That stalker girl will
probably be looking at that all night, so you don't have to
worry about her either. Ow, I need to go now, I have to
make myself look good! Bye!
I dare you to pet me!: Not too much gel, pretty boy!
'All girls fall for my beautiful hair' has signed out.
I belong in Gryffindor: I guess I need to go too, before Matsumoto gets here.
'I belong in Gryffindor' has signed out.
My fair lady: I have to go too, to get Yoruichi and Soi Fong.
'My fair lady' has signed out.
I dare you to pet me!: Pfft, I don't know why boys even fall in love with girls…
'I dare you to pet me!' has signed out.
'I love my big lion' has signed in.
I love my big lion: Darling?
I love my big lion: Darlin, nobody was home, so I hoped to find you here…
I love my big lion: Hello, is anybody there?
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Mike Scrutchton. That was his name. The name of the man she was searching for. A guy in white leather had told her he would probably be here to visit the Fong whore house. She nor Kisuke, her boos, nor Nelliel, her assistant, knew that place. But the guy did. He told her the address. Now they were speeding through the alleyways to search a probably illegal whore house. She grabbed her phone and whispered:
"Nell and the cat have found a 6-6-1 case, while searching for criminal I-170323."
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I know, it's short, but it's something. You can guess who the characters are. Everyone who has one right gets a cookie! You can choose the flavor!
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SECOND NOTE: Please tell me if you like this version. The plot is still the same, but also different.
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