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Summer Vacation Madness
Chapter 1: Wake up Roxas!
BANG
Roxas woke up to a very long noise he heard. He felt sweat forming from his forehead and heard another bang. He noticed this time that someone was throwing rocks at his window and he opened it only to get hit by a rock that flew in. "Ouch," he said rubbing his cheek.
"Roxas you up!" A familiar voice said from outside.
"Yeah, no thanks to you Hayner," Roxas yelled sticking his head out the window and seeing Hayner and Pence there. He took the rock and threw it towards them and they dodged.
"Hey what was that for?!" Hayner said.
"For throwing rocks at me," he answered.
"Oh sorry dude, I didn't know you opened your window."
Roxas sighed and then glanced at the digital clock that read 9:18 A.M and then he looked back at the other two boys. "Why are you guys waking me up at 9 in the morning!"
"Well actually it is..." Pence said looking at his watch, "9:19 to be precise."
This caused Roxas to roll his eyes. "Either way why? It's the first day of summer vacation and I actually want to make up all the hours I lost due to school." Roxas always did well in school, but he never went to bed early. Instead he would go to bed around midnight and that's why he slacked off in some of his classes. Either way, he did not fail at the least.
"I know you do, but come on! Summer vacation means doing fun things and experiencing freedom!" Hayner said happily.
"Well my freedom is sleeping in and relaxing," Roxas said annoyingly.
"Well that's boring, we have no homework or tests to worry about anymore. This calls for a celebration!"
"Actually we have to read that book for English Class and all," Pence whispered to Hayner and he shrugged.
"Alright let's celebrate by sleeping," Roxas said and was about to close his window.
"No wait! Come on Roxas stop being a party pooper and let's go to the park!" Hayner said trying to convince Roxas to get out of bed.
"I don't think so, we can go in the afternoon."
"Oh come on!" the two boys yelled out.
"Going to sleep now!" Roxas said angrily.
"Well fine then, we'll just have to go in there and get you!" Hayner replied and went towards Roxas' front door and opened it. "Hey dude it's unlocked!" The two boys went in and went towards the stairs to go up.
Meanwhile, Roxas went running to his door and locked it. He then went running back to his bed and jumped into it to go to sleep.
As the other two boys reached Roxas' room, Hayner tried opening the door. "Hey Roxas get your ass up and open this door!"
"I don't want to!" Roxas complained like a little kid.
"Well then we're going to knock it down!"
"Dude how are we going to do that?" Pence asked in a low tone.
"By kicking the door down," Hayner said happily.
"Remember the last time you tried kicking the door down?"
-Flashback-
"ROXAS IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN, I AM GOING TO KNOCK YOUR ENTIRE DOOR DOWN!" Hayner yelled out and came into position.
"I want to see you try!" Roxas shouted from the other side of the door.
"Well, if you must know I played Resident Evil 4 so many times, that I can knock it down. If Leon can do it, so can I!" Hayner yelled out and rose his leg to position it. "This is for...LEON!!!!!!!" He yelled really loud and kicked the door only to feel a pain in his foot.
"You okay?" Pence asked.
"Does it look like I am okay?!" He asked trying to kiss his own foot, but ended up falling on the ground. "And it looks so easy when Leon does it!"
"Goes to show everyone that don't try to copy videogame actions!" Roxas said laughing.
"Oh shut it Roxas!" Hayner yelled out forming a ball and rocking back and forth.
-End of Flashback-
"Oh yeah," Hayner said stupidly. "But I know it will work this time! Oh come on, I've been practicing and Leon has been my inspiration."
"Like always," Pence said sarcastically.
"Oh whatever, just move back." Pence did as he was told and Hayner moved back as well and looked at the door angrily. "I must look at the door like it was the guy who my ex girlfriend cheated on me with and focus all my chakara on my anger."
"Chaka who?" Pence said.
"I am trying to concentrate here! So shut it will you?" Hayner said and then looked back at the door.
"So I am guessing your going to be like the movies and take a long ass time to do something," Pence said.
"You know what, screw this," Hayner said and started running to the door and ran into the door. Feeling pain, he fell to the ground with a thump.
"Here's a suggestion," Pence said kneeling down. "Next time, why don't you run towards the door and rise your foot up while running so that you can kick the door?"
"Hm I kind of went too fast that there were no breaks in me and lost grip," Hayner said rubbing the back of his head. "Now help me up!" He raised his arms up and Pence got him up.
"Any smarter ideas Einstein?"
"I've got a few," Hayner said. "Let me try that one more time." He then moved back again and ran right to the door, rising his foot.
At that same moment, Roxas opened the door and received a kick in the face from Hayner. He fell back in the floor and Hayner fell as well the opposite way. "Hayner, I am going to kill you when I recover!" He said and fainted.
"I am going to kill myself," Hayner said and fainted as well.
"Uh...Guys?" Pence said looking at both them. He sighed. "Idiots, no luck trying to wake them up." He looked at Roxas' computer and grinned. "Hmm maybe I should..." He ran towards the computer and turned it on.
After it loaded he went on the Internet. "I wonder if anybody is on myspace."
A/N: Yeah, a few days I was talking to my friend about the part where Roxas sees Sora and he says how lucky he is and that his summer vacation is over. That part is like the saddest part in the game and I got an idea today to write this for Roxas! Now we all know Pence goes on myspace! Awesomeness! Anyways this is my first Kingdom Hearts fic and hope you can review!