I am very unhappy with everything Nick has done to Invader Zim lately. First, they cancel it for Butt Ugly Martians for two weeks, then they postpone and shorten the IZ marathon. So Invader Cas and Lya (my two fancharacters) are going to get revenge on them for me.
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim. I do own this idea and all the characters appearing in this chapter, though.
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(It's Friday night and everyone is sitting in Lya's living room. They have popcorn and are preparing to watch the Invader Zim marathon that's supposed to air. Invader Cas, the magenta-eyed Irken, sits out of disguise by the computer. Lya, the blonde human, sits in front of the couch on the floor, her black cat, Mya, in her lap. OIR, Cas's robot, sits alone on the couch.)
CAS: (eats some popcorn) I can't wait to see this! I've been waiting all week for this marathon.
LYA: I know! I can't wait for it to start.
(After playing five minutes of commercials, the Hey Arnold theme song starts to play)
LYA: (some popcorn falls out of her open mouth) WHAT?!! I can't believe this! This is not Zim!
CAS: Tell me about it! I don't think we're finding anyone of my race on this show.
LYA: We really should do something about this!
CAS: Like what? E-mail Nickolodeon an organized list of complaints. (Laughs at her joke)
OIR: (running back and forth on the couch) Complaints! Complaints! Complaints!
LYA: Very funny, Cas. I never knew aliens showed sarcasm.
CAS: Do you have any suggestions, human?
LYA: Yes, I do. We're going to get Dib and Zim and get our revenge on Nick.
OIR: Don't forget GIR! He's going to help too!
CAS: You really think that'll work?
LYA: There you go again with the sarcasm. Of course it will work. I'm mad enough, especially after they cancelled the show for Butt Ugly Martians two weeks in a row.
CAS: That's not how martians look. I've seen them, they're skin's magenta. Their leader is red.
LYA: (Raises her eyebrow) I won't even ask about that one. But, surely, you're as mad about them cancelling Invader Zim as I am.
CAS: Even though I can see the real Zim whenever I want, I am outraged at them cancelling it.
LYA: Then here we go. We're going to get our revenge on Nick!
OIR: Yay! We're going to get revenge! I like revenge!
CAS: So, what exactly are we going to do to Nick.
LYA: (Shrugs) I don't know.
CAS: (Sighs and puts her green head in her gloved hand) I thought you had a plan.
LYA: I never said I had a plan.
OIR: Are we going in without a plan? I can make a plan.
CAS: No, I've had enough of your plans. Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, I can't think on an empty stomach.
OIR: (salutes) Yes, ma'am. I'm going! (goes to the kitchen)
LYA: We should go get Zim and Dib. They could help us think of a plan.
CAS: We might as well get the rest of the IZ cast while we're at it.
LYA: (Practicaly yelling) Even with the sarcasm already! Do you want to get revenge or not?!
CAS: I want to get revenge. (Calls to kitchen) Are you done with my sandwich yet, OIR?
OIR: (From kitchen) Almost. I just have to find the jelly.
LYA: It's in the fridge.
CAS: Well, I'll be ready to go as soon as OIR finishes my sandwich.
OIR: (comes back into the living room holding a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich) Here you go, ma'am.
CAS: About time. (Spends almost five minutes eating the sandwich, during which Hey Arnold is still playing on the T.V. in the background)
LYA: Now that you're done eating, let's go!
CAS: Wait! I still have to put my disguise on. I don't want everyone on the street to see me like this.
LYA: Are we going to leave today?
OIR: Probably not. You should see how long she takes getting ready for skool in the morning.
CAS: OIR, be quiet. (OIR obeys, sitting back down on the couch silently) I'll only take a minute.
(Cas goes into Lya's bathroom and comes back out seven minutes later, now wearing her human disguise)
LYA: I don't see why you bother wearing it. It's pretty obvious that you're an alien with that on.
CAS: You don't know what you're saying. The only people it hasn't fooled are you and that boy Dib.
LYA: Are we finally going to go? I'm beginning to grow impatient.
(Lya, Mya, Cas and OIR walk out Lya's front door and begin heading towards Dib's house that is closer.)
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Okay, that's as far as I've gotten so far. I'll add more later.
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim. I do own this idea and all the characters appearing in this chapter, though.
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(It's Friday night and everyone is sitting in Lya's living room. They have popcorn and are preparing to watch the Invader Zim marathon that's supposed to air. Invader Cas, the magenta-eyed Irken, sits out of disguise by the computer. Lya, the blonde human, sits in front of the couch on the floor, her black cat, Mya, in her lap. OIR, Cas's robot, sits alone on the couch.)
CAS: (eats some popcorn) I can't wait to see this! I've been waiting all week for this marathon.
LYA: I know! I can't wait for it to start.
(After playing five minutes of commercials, the Hey Arnold theme song starts to play)
LYA: (some popcorn falls out of her open mouth) WHAT?!! I can't believe this! This is not Zim!
CAS: Tell me about it! I don't think we're finding anyone of my race on this show.
LYA: We really should do something about this!
CAS: Like what? E-mail Nickolodeon an organized list of complaints. (Laughs at her joke)
OIR: (running back and forth on the couch) Complaints! Complaints! Complaints!
LYA: Very funny, Cas. I never knew aliens showed sarcasm.
CAS: Do you have any suggestions, human?
LYA: Yes, I do. We're going to get Dib and Zim and get our revenge on Nick.
OIR: Don't forget GIR! He's going to help too!
CAS: You really think that'll work?
LYA: There you go again with the sarcasm. Of course it will work. I'm mad enough, especially after they cancelled the show for Butt Ugly Martians two weeks in a row.
CAS: That's not how martians look. I've seen them, they're skin's magenta. Their leader is red.
LYA: (Raises her eyebrow) I won't even ask about that one. But, surely, you're as mad about them cancelling Invader Zim as I am.
CAS: Even though I can see the real Zim whenever I want, I am outraged at them cancelling it.
LYA: Then here we go. We're going to get our revenge on Nick!
OIR: Yay! We're going to get revenge! I like revenge!
CAS: So, what exactly are we going to do to Nick.
LYA: (Shrugs) I don't know.
CAS: (Sighs and puts her green head in her gloved hand) I thought you had a plan.
LYA: I never said I had a plan.
OIR: Are we going in without a plan? I can make a plan.
CAS: No, I've had enough of your plans. Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, I can't think on an empty stomach.
OIR: (salutes) Yes, ma'am. I'm going! (goes to the kitchen)
LYA: We should go get Zim and Dib. They could help us think of a plan.
CAS: We might as well get the rest of the IZ cast while we're at it.
LYA: (Practicaly yelling) Even with the sarcasm already! Do you want to get revenge or not?!
CAS: I want to get revenge. (Calls to kitchen) Are you done with my sandwich yet, OIR?
OIR: (From kitchen) Almost. I just have to find the jelly.
LYA: It's in the fridge.
CAS: Well, I'll be ready to go as soon as OIR finishes my sandwich.
OIR: (comes back into the living room holding a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich) Here you go, ma'am.
CAS: About time. (Spends almost five minutes eating the sandwich, during which Hey Arnold is still playing on the T.V. in the background)
LYA: Now that you're done eating, let's go!
CAS: Wait! I still have to put my disguise on. I don't want everyone on the street to see me like this.
LYA: Are we going to leave today?
OIR: Probably not. You should see how long she takes getting ready for skool in the morning.
CAS: OIR, be quiet. (OIR obeys, sitting back down on the couch silently) I'll only take a minute.
(Cas goes into Lya's bathroom and comes back out seven minutes later, now wearing her human disguise)
LYA: I don't see why you bother wearing it. It's pretty obvious that you're an alien with that on.
CAS: You don't know what you're saying. The only people it hasn't fooled are you and that boy Dib.
LYA: Are we finally going to go? I'm beginning to grow impatient.
(Lya, Mya, Cas and OIR walk out Lya's front door and begin heading towards Dib's house that is closer.)
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Okay, that's as far as I've gotten so far. I'll add more later.