CHRiSTMAS PLAY by --charmaine

Chapter 1: The Cast (^^)

Intro:

The Teacher (known as Teacher......) is the Language Arts teacher of Domino High...Um..And Yugi's class is having a Christmas Play on Santa's life...^^;;

*(the -- symbol = my opinion..yeah...or comment...^^)*

Teacher: Hey there class ^^...LISTEN UP!!!!

Students: O_______o;;

Teacher: As your Language Arts instructor, I will be in charge of the annual Christmas Play!

Students: *moan* *mumbling*

Teacher: QUIT YOUR COMPLAINING!! Let's now choose the parts and other stuff...How FUN!

Students: ^^;;;

--I'm not in high school yet (-_-) so I have NO idea on how teachers choose roles...SO i'll just IMPROVISE! ^__________^--

Teacher: Motou, Yugi!

Yugi: *stands*

Teacher: MOTOU!! I'm getting INTOLERANT!!

Yugi: *raises hand* I'm over here, sir! ^^;;

Teacher: OH, I'm sorry. Maybe if you weren't as TALL AS THE STUPID DESK I COULD'VE SEEN YOU!!!! hmph. NOW, what role do you wish to play? HMM???

Yugi: Umm...I want to play...uh...

--Note: the play isn't based on the birth of Jesus...it's about liiiike Santa....and his life or something...^^;;--

Yugi: An elf?? heh heh heh heh heh ...

Teacher: SILENCE!!

Yugi: *gulp*

Teacher: I decide who's doing what around here!

Yugi: Then...why did you....

Teacher: AHEM!!

*after school*

Joey: GEEEEEEEEZ! How on EARTH did that guy get hired?!

Tristan: He seemed a bit rough on ya, Yug.

Yugi: Nah..It's alright. I'm pretty much used to it.

Tea: Hey! What's your part in the play?

Yugi: Hmm...I never checked... *opens up a small SMALL paper*

Joey: Hey Yug, how come your paper's the smallest??

Paper: (from the Teacher) I HOPE THIS PAPER FITS YOUR SIZE!!

Yugi: ^^;; haha..ha...

Tea: Shouldn't we report his behavior or something?

Tristan: Trust me, NO ONE will believe you.

Tea: I wonder why..*sarcastic*

Paper: Motou, Yugi, your ROLE for the extra, super, special play that I'M in charge of is...ELF!

First Meeting: ------

*script attached*

Note: I HOPE THIS ROLE FITS YOUR SIZE!!

Yugi: Uhhh...What are YOU Joey?

Joey: Nothin'. Just somethin' called a STAR. Heh Heh! Yeah! I'm the STAR!

Tea: *Grabs Joey's paper* The star of the TREE.

Note: The star of the tree just stands on a ladder placed behind the tree...Only so that it LOOKS like the person's on the tree....Why they use human stars....don't ask me -_-;;

Joey: HUH?!

Tristan: Yugi should've been the star. He's got hair shaped just like one!

Yugi: I'll pretend I didn't hear that...

Joey: Say, what are YOU Tea??

Tea: Well, I'm some sort of dancing toy or something...like a doll...What's your role Tristan?

Tristan: I'm a REINDEER...REINDEER #2!

Joey: Hey! I'm a Reindeer #1! I just remembered...

Tea: *looks at "Joey's" paper again..* Hmm...

Joey: Well, I gotta split. See you at the meeting tomorrow!

Yugi: See ya Joey!

Everyone: Bye!

Tristan: I'd better head home too. See ya.

Yugi: Bye Tristan!

Tea: Bye Tristan!

*Tea and Yugi stop at Yugi's house*

Yugi: Well, here's my place. See ya, Tea.

Tea: Hey Yugi, do you think this whole play thing will turn out all right?

Yugi: Of course!

Tea: Okay! Bye Yugi!

Yugi: Bye!

*note: this fanfic's a bit longer than my other one....^^;;*

Yugi: *enters game shop* (which is empty) Hey Grandpa! Any luck today?

Grandpa: Just the usuals, but everything's alright. You?

Yugi: I'm fine. It's just that...we have a play-

Grandap: What are you?

Yugi: Uhhh...an elf-

Grandpa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so was I.

Yugi: HUH??

Grandpa: When I was your age, I was as short as YOU! I, too, was a puny elf in my first high school Christmas play...

Yugi: Really??

Grandpa: Yup!

Yugi: What happened?

Grandpa: *in a deep voice* The future will come. NYAAAH!

Yugi: Grandpa, did you take your pills??? O_____o;;

--in Yugi's room--

Yami Yugi: Yugi? What's wrong?

Yugi: Nothing...

Yami Yugi: YUGI, I CAN READ YOUR SMALL, PUNY BRAIN SO JUST TELL ME!!!!

Yugi: *sigh* It's just this play...I'm not quite an actor...

Yami Yugi: Yugi, acting is just as easy as dueling. Just trust in yourself and you'll do fine.

Yugi: But what if I-

Yami Yugi: First of all, what's your role?

Yugi: An elf.

Yami Yugi: Why.....do you even have a speaking part??

Yugi: One word.

Yami Yugi: What?

---phone RINGS---

Yami Yugi: oh NO! When loud noises are sounded, I-

*Yami Yugi vanishes*

Yugi: Hello, Motou Residents!

Bakura: Hey, Yugi!

Yugi: Oh, hey Bakura! What's up?

Bakura: Well, you see..About today's homework..

Yugi: Yeah...

Bakura: I'm having trouble on *voice turns deep* Who the heck are you?? *hangs up* --note: the DEEP voice is yami bakura of course...^^--

Yugi: Bye Bakura! ^^ So funny. *sigh* Guess I'd better start practicing. I know! I'll invite everyone so that we can ALL practice! *calls people...including Duke and Kaiba* ----had to call Bakura 18 times because of the constant hang-ups----

*doorbell rings*